Nathan Krakouer on the piss. Gets punched out. Kultcha

[Bernie L]

Port Power seagull Nathan Krakouer decided the best method of recovery for an injured hamstring was to get on the piss at a Perth nightclub, then get his jaw broken.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-03-15/port-cracks-the-whip-krakouer-suspended-for-fracas

Really typifies the Port Kultcha!!

Glass houses Port flogs!!!

 

[Vikingblood]

Port Power seagull Nathan Krakouer decided the best method of recovery for an injured hamstring was to get on the piss at a Perth nightclub, then get his jaw broken.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-03-15/port-cracks-the-whip-krakouer-suspended-for-fracas

Really typifies the Port Kultcha!!

Glass houses Port flogs!!!

Haha. Yes that kulcha is really kicking in down there. But on a positive, I heard Krakouer never ever gave up....drinking and fighting...

 

[Jevy]

You're getting a bit slow in your old age Bern...

 

[Bernie L]

Obviously doesnt give a shit about Port giving him a second chance.

 

[Bernie L]

You're getting a bit slow in your old age Bern...

Yeh Jeeves. you beat me by 3 minutes.

You got your title wrong tho!

 

[Vikingblood]

You're getting a bit slow in your old age Bern...

This will blow over Jevvo. After all I heard he simply approached someone and tried to sell them a pet membership.

 

[Bernie L]

This will blow over Jevvo. After all I heard he simply approached someone and tried to sell them a pet membership.

Is that the new name for it now???

 

[rdhopkins2]

Must have been a Krakouer of a night on the turps.

 

[Jevy]

Yeh Jeeves. you beat me by 3 minutes.

You got your title wrong tho!

BTW, there's no "t" in Kultcha D/H.

 

[Vikingblood]

BTW, there's no "t" in Kultcha D/H.

Yes there is, you just put one in there D/H

 

[Deaneus!]

I guess by the time the jaw is healed, the hamstring will be tickety-boo. Great thinking by the oxygen thief.

And I like that he was just punched in the head, out of nowhere. That's believable. Just innocently standing around at 2am, reading a book i bet, enjoying a discourse, when a ruffian attacked!

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Out til round 6.

Excellent. A leadership group with balls.

No need for Tom Lynch to squeal like a little pig to our coaching staff.

All sorted. Swiftly, diligently and professionally, unlike that rabble at West Lakes.

 

[Bernie L]

Out til round 6.

Excellent. A leadership group with balls.

No need for Tom Lynch to squeal like a little pig to our coaching staff.

All sorted. Swiftly, diligently and professionally, unlike that rabble at West Lakes.

Good one Johnny!!

Krakouer just reminding us all that Port is a shit club!!!

 

[Vikingblood]

Out til round 6.

Excellent. A leadership group with balls.

No need for Tom Lynch to squeal like a little pig to our coaching staff.

All sorted. Swiftly, diligently and professionally, unlike that rabble at West Lakes.

Keep peddling your lies little Johnny. Looks like Crouch's minor indiscretion has paled into insignificance compared to Krakouer.

 

[TheRoo32]

lol poort

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Oh dear, poor Tealsters, supposed to be in the middle of a premiership window yet the players just can't shake off the losing culture.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Good one Johnny!!

Krakouer just reminding us all that Port is a shit club!!!

There's a reason he wasn't elevated from the rookie list.

Your thoughts on how the two leadership groups handled the situations?

 

[Vikingblood]

There's a reason he wasn't elevated from the rookie list.

Your thoughts on how the two leadership groups handled the situations?

Yes, his suspension is a ruse as with a broken jaw he'll be out for that period anyway. Trying to make it look harsh, but reality is it's a slap on the wrist.

 

[Deaneus!]

Out til round 6.

Excellent. A leadership group with balls.

No need for Tom Lynch to squeal like a little pig to our coaching staff.

All sorted. Swiftly, diligently and professionally, unlike that rabble at West Lakes.

Do you think it's a co-incidence that your leadership group has banished him until Round 6, when his jaw wouldn't be healed until then? Surely if Port's leadership group had balls they'd have suspended him past the time his jaw would take to heal, like Round 10?

Also, isn't a bit suspicious he was punched in the head out of nowhere?

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Oh dear, poor Tealsters, supposed to be in the middle of a premiership window yet the players just can't shake off the losing culture.

I always thought Matthew Stokes cost you the 2010 flag.

 

[John Hart Jnr]

Do you think it's a co-incidence that your leadership group has banished him until Round 6, when his jaw wouldn't be healed until then? Surely if Port's leadership group had balls they'd have suspended him past the time his jaw would take to heal, like Round 10?

Also, isn't a bit suspicious he was punched in the head out of nowhere?

If the suspension is inadequate I'm sure Tom Lynch will let us all know.

 

[Vikingblood]

I always thought Matthew Stokes cost you the 2010 flag.

I always thought that 22 players cost you the 2007 flag.

 

[dav3]

Divvy this shit duped thread

 

[OneGreatClub]

Port Power seagull Nathan Krakouer decided the best method of recovery for an injured hamstring was to get on the piss at a Perth nightclub, then get his jaw broken.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-03-15/port-cracks-the-whip-krakouer-suspended-for-fracas

Really typifies the Port Kultcha!!

Glass houses Port flogs!!!

Yeah, like you can talk bwana

 

[OneGreatClub]

Do you think it's a co-incidence that your leadership group has banished him until Round 6, when his jaw wouldn't be healed until then? Surely if Port's leadership group had balls they'd have suspended him past the time his jaw would take to heal, like Round 10?

Also, isn't a bit suspicious he was punched in the head out of nowhere?

Yes, as suspicious as Crows desperately trying to keep the fatty cRoach stuff under wraps