Universal Love "Never Toumpas Apart" - Jimmy, I like your hustle, thats why it was so hard to cut you

[schmuttt]

Hi, just wanted to let know that Jimmy had 8 tackles last night. That's one more than any Melbourne player for Round 6. You could've done with some of that defensive pressure, huh?

LOL

Should play for Hawthorn with all that brown on the backside of his shorts every week. I was a fan of him for a long time but he is an A grade squib. Even after Saturday night all your supporters with a clue are talking about it.

 

[deeco]

Hi, just wanted to let know that Jimmy had 8 tackles last night. That's one more than any Melbourne player for Round 6. You could've done with some of that defensive pressure, huh?

Good to know he was doing something with his time considering he couldn't get his hands on the ball vs the mighty Tiges!

 

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[Magus]

Hehe come on guys, just a bit of banter. Didn't mean to kick the hornets' nest.
Your obsession does seem a bit unhealthy though.

 

[Topkent]

Hehe come on guys, just a bit of banter. Didn't mean to kick the hornets' nest.
Your obsession does seem a bit unhealthy though.

Don't pretend like you've trolled well ..
Toumpas tackles are so weak he needs help putting toothpaste on his brush in the morning

 

[Tulip]

Hi, just wanted to let know that Jimmy had 8 tackles last night. That's one more than any Melbourne player for Round 6. You could've done with some of that defensive pressure, huh?

Woah! This good ain't easy.

 

[Cannon82]

Hehe come on guys, just a bit of banter. Didn't mean to kick the hornets' nest.
Your obsession does seem a bit unhealthy though.

I agree mate, I thought you bantered the shit out of that post. There's a few people in here with egg banter on their faces right now.

 

[Viney]

Hi, just wanted to let know that Jimmy had 8 tackles last night. That's one more than any Melbourne player for Round 6. You could've done with some of that defensive pressure, huh?

Better to rate him against Viney, drafted same year, against same opponent

Vs. Richmond Viney had 9 tackles to go along with his 37 touches

What were The Toumps stats again vs. Richmond?

 

[Theo X]

Better to rate him against Viney, drafted same year, against same opponent

Vs. Richmond Viney had 9 tackles to go along with his 37 touches

What were The Toumps stats again vs. Richmond?

9 uncontested loose bowel motions and 37 bouts of urinary incontinence IIRC.

 

[Biffinator]

OFFICIAL "THE TOUMP" ALERT

Bone rates the Power players from the much-needed win over Richmond at the MCG

Needs to do more ... Jimmy Toumpas tackles Richmond’s Brandon Ellis. Picture: Scott Barbour (Getty Images)

Toumpas: 5/10. Struggled to find any clean ball in the first half but did lay six tackles. His best is outstanding ... he just needs to do more.

 

[Ando727]

"His best is outstanding"... Give me strength. His best is barely adequate. And the frequency of his best is inadequate.

 

[Sando22]

Do more Jimmy!

 

[PerfectFooty]

Do more Jimmy!

Do less

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Jimmy's best go him traded from Melbourne for half a snickers bars, which is kind of ironic, cause his undies are often filled with a snickers look a like.

 

[stabler]

Harsh thread.. Toump was an average footballer yes, but he was passionate about the Dees and would not have been his decision to leave. Seemed like a decent bloke and not deserving of some of the vitriol here. Scully and gold-digger frawley are far more deserving of a bake than Demitri.

 

[Topkent]

Harsh thread.. Toump was an average footballer yes, but he was passionate about the Dees and would not have been his decision to leave. Seemed like a decent bloke and not deserving of some of the vitriol here. Scully and gold-digger frawley are far more deserving of a bake than Demitri.

In England the fans chant about players wives cheating on them and shit like that, this is a wet lettuce leaf of a thread

 

[Ando727]

Harsh thread.. Toump was an average footballer yes, but he was passionate about the Dees and would not have been his decision to leave. Seemed like a decent bloke and not deserving of some of the vitriol here. Scully and gold-digger frawley are far more deserving of a bake than Demitri.

Scully got much more than a bake - he was truly despised and posted about accordingly. With Toump it's more of a sport - I don't think anyone actually hates him, it's just fun to rag on him, and Port pumping him up to be the next Chris Judd every week just makes it more tempting to do so.

 

[Omar Little]

In England the fans chant about players wives cheating on them and shit like that, this is a wet lettuce leaf of a thread

Agreed.

Peadoooo!!! Peadoooo!! City won the league with a peado on the wing!!

Cheer up Adam Johnson, you're going down for noncing. You're a peadophile...
Standard terrace bants.

 

[schmuttt]

Toump > that campaigner at Geelong

 

[Biffinator]

OFFICIAL "THE TOUMP" ALERT

from Eddie Dingle (sic) on the Poort board - one of the great thinkers of our time.

"(The Toump) will win a brownlow - the lad is a jet.

**** you naysayers.

**** you in your gingivitis filled mouths."

 

[PerfectFooty]

Can't wait for the potential bump to come years from now.

Oh wait, why i am i worried? it's only Toump

 

[TheCount]

OFFICIAL "THE TOUMP" ALERT

from Eddie Dingle (sic) on the Poort board - one of the great thinkers of our time.

"(The Toump) will win a brownlow - the lad is a jet.

**** you naysayers.

**** you in your gingivitis filled mouths."

And this is why this thread is 48 pages long. I could count 20 players between our list and theirs who will win a Brownlow before the Toump ... in fact ... Challenge Accepted!

Port:
Boak
Ryder
Harlett
Gray
Trengove
Wines
Wingard
Polec
Dixon
Westhoff
Ah Chee
Gray

Melbourne:
Hogan
Jones
Salem
Watts
Petracca
Viney
Brayshaw
Gawn
Tyson
Oliver
Vince
McDonald
Kennedy
Garlett
Vandenberg

... oh look it that, i named 26.
*The simple criteria of being players who are capable of games that will poll them votes ... which immediately makes them better than The Toump

 

[Dark Avenger]

Every young player who shows something is touted a 'future Brownlow winner' The amount of future Brownlow medalists currently playing in the league is astounding. There are sure going to be a lot of shared medals over the coming years.

 

[Djcjdees]

And this is why this thread is 48 pages long. I could count 20 players between our list and theirs who will win a Brownlow before the Toump ... in fact ... Challenge Accepted!

Port:
Boak
Ryder
Harlett
Gray
Trengove
Wines
Wingard
Polec
Dixon
Westhoff
Ah Chee
Gray

Melbourne:
Hogan
Jones
Salem
Watts
Petracca
Viney
Brayshaw
Gawn
Tyson
Oliver
Vince
McDonald
Kennedy
Garlett
Vandenberg

... oh look it that, i named 26.
*The simple criteria of being players who are capable of games that will poll them votes ... which immediately makes them better than The Toump

Forgot Matt Jones

 

[Sando22]

Do less

...Thaaaaat's not possible sir.