Think Tank New and improved (totally natty) Bummers diet and workout routine.

[Chronz]

How did they do it bay? They won't lose a game pumping out super soldiers like this.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Essendon bowls club cheese by the looks of it.

 

[Plugger35]

 

[V_23]

Tsatas needs to spend less time in the gym and more time learning to kick better than an Auskicker

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Back on the jungle juice

 

[Chronz]

soy protein? You D/H, now they're getting suspicious.

 

[hawkman]

Looks ready to take Essendon to the heights of a losing elimination final


Or relegated to 9th for taking drugs

 

[Mofra]

How did they do it bay? They won't lose a game pumping out super soldiers like this.

You can spend more time in the gym if you don't have to recover from senior AFL games

 

[Chronz]

You can spend more time in the gym if you don't have to recover from senior AFL games

Stop making sense in the bay. But that transformation in six months is nuts (played 8 more weeks in the VFL after rd 13).

 

[Mofra]

Stop making sense in the bay. But that transformation in six months is nuts (played 8 more weeks in the VFL after rd 13).

No more Stringer means their snack table has food on it again?

 

[Chronz]

No more Stringer means their snack table has food on it again?

Stringer played most of their AFL games so Tsatas didn't need to fight for scraps after a Stringer binge sesh. It might explain why poor old Ayce Cordy and Jarrad Grant couldn't gain a pound while he was at the dogs.

 

[zackah]

A bit of an edge about him really. I reckon he will do whatever it takes and I’ve heard he has built up quite a dank this pre season. I’m shocked to be sitting here actually.

 

[V_23]

A bit of an edge about him really. I reckon he will do whatever it takes and I’ve heard he has built up quite a dank this pre season. I’m shocked to be sitting here actually.

 

[the avoca drover]

The Bombers have really improved since Dodo got the arse.

 

[Mofra]

Stringer played most of their AFL games so Tsatas didn't need to fight for scraps after a Stringer binge sesh. It might explain why poor old Ayce Cordy and Jarrad Grant couldn't gain a pound while he was at the dogs.

Ayce Cordy would go home after training, make a banana smoothie, then spend the next hour on the couch drink the rest of the 2l bottle of milk he opened to make the smoothie. 14 litres of milk per week on top of his diet. Serious hard-gainer.