Discussion New Baghdad Bombers Captain

[Robertio]

Hey hey hey! Robertio has the Guinness bar… you have the tavern!

2 totally different drinking holes….
(I actually prefer the tavern bc you don’t stick to your seat)

 

[Kilroy]

 

[Robertio]

Good folk of the SFA..

I hereby formally announce my intention to put my case forward to be Captain of the Bombers next season..

I have been rather quiet the last few seasons, and admit that I did slightly let myself go..
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But over the last 6 weeks, I've undertaken an unconventional Spartan training regime

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And I'm now in the condition needed to lead this great club
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I am a previous premiership skipper
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And have built a great rapport with my team mates
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I represent my club in a most professional manner outside of qooty
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But still enjoy letting my hair down and having fun when needed
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Although professionally employed as a Proctologist
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And the many community minded activities I donate my time too
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And despite some my somewhat unconventional lifestyle choices
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I feel I am the right person to continue the legacy previously set my me in making us that little bit 'better' than every other club
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To my fellow candidates, if I do take the captaincy, please be aware I will continue to hold you all in the highest esteem
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Welcome back to the jungle.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Stoppppp ittttttttttttt

 

[Jabba73]

Good folk of the SFA..

I hereby formally announce my intention to put my case forward to be Captain of the Bombers next season..

I have been rather quiet the last few seasons, and admit that I did slightly let myself go..
View attachment 2147677

But over the last 6 weeks, I've undertaken an unconventional Spartan training regime

View attachment 2147674
View attachment 2147701

And I'm now in the condition needed to lead this great club
View attachment 2147675

I am a previous premiership skipper
View attachment 2147678

And have built a great rapport with my team mates
View attachment 2147682
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I represent my club in a most professional manner outside of qooty
View attachment 2147679

But still enjoy letting my hair down and having fun when needed
View attachment 2147680

Although professionally employed as a Proctologist
View attachment 2147676

And the many community minded activities I donate my time too
View attachment 2147693
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And despite some my somewhat unconventional lifestyle choices
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View attachment 2147698
View attachment 2147707

I feel I am the right person to continue the legacy previously set my me in making us that little bit 'better' than every other club
View attachment 2147708

To my fellow candidates, if I do take the captaincy, please be aware I will continue to hold you all in the highest esteem
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Nice campaign launch.

Are you going to make the Bomber grate again?

 

[Jabba73]

You're a smart man you'll work it out but I'll give you a very hard hint, rhymes with Kilroy

Mmmm, DemurePrincess doesn't really rhyme with Kilroy

Will check some other names ...

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Good folk of the SFA..

I hereby formally announce my intention to put my case forward to be Captain of the Bombers next season..

I have been rather quiet the last few seasons, and admit that I did slightly let myself go..
View attachment 2147677

But over the last 6 weeks, I've undertaken an unconventional Spartan training regime

View attachment 2147674
View attachment 2147701

And I'm now in the condition needed to lead this great club
View attachment 2147675

I am a previous premiership skipper
View attachment 2147678

And have built a great rapport with my team mates
View attachment 2147682
View attachment 2147681

I represent my club in a most professional manner outside of qooty
View attachment 2147679

But still enjoy letting my hair down and having fun when needed
View attachment 2147680

Although professionally employed as a Proctologist
View attachment 2147676

And the many community minded activities I donate my time too
View attachment 2147693
View attachment 2147694
View attachment 2147695
View attachment 2147696

And despite some my somewhat unconventional lifestyle choices
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View attachment 2147698
View attachment 2147707

I feel I am the right person to continue the legacy previously set my me in making us that little bit 'better' than every other club
View attachment 2147708

To my fellow candidates, if I do take the captaincy, please be aware I will continue to hold you all in the highest esteem
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LEAD US OIT SKIP!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Good folk of the SFA..

I hereby formally announce my intention to put my case forward to be Captain of the Bombers next season..

I have been rather quiet the last few seasons, and admit that I did slightly let myself go..
View attachment 2147677

But over the last 6 weeks, I've undertaken an unconventional Spartan training regime

View attachment 2147674
View attachment 2147701

And I'm now in the condition needed to lead this great club
View attachment 2147675

I am a previous premiership skipper
View attachment 2147678

And have built a great rapport with my team mates
View attachment 2147682
View attachment 2147681

I represent my club in a most professional manner outside of qooty
View attachment 2147679

But still enjoy letting my hair down and having fun when needed
View attachment 2147680

Although professionally employed as a Proctologist
View attachment 2147676

And the many community minded activities I donate my time too
View attachment 2147693
View attachment 2147694
View attachment 2147695
View attachment 2147696

And despite some my somewhat unconventional lifestyle choices
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View attachment 2147698
View attachment 2147707

I feel I am the right person to continue the legacy previously set my me in making us that little bit 'better' than every other club
View attachment 2147708

To my fellow candidates, if I do take the captaincy, please be aware I will continue to hold you all in the highest esteem
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Holy snapping dog shit!!!

The world has gone crazy but giddy up ‘chicken can’ master with the bagfull of tricks and disasters!


I have a feeling this might need a few lesson to master… have patience

 

[DemurePrincess]

LEAD US OIT SKIP!

I reckon we all calls ourselves Captain and call it day!

The suns going down and it’s bye week..

 

[Grav]

oi

Hmmm!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I reckon we all calls ourselves Captain and call it day!

The suns going down and it’s bye week..

It would definitely be a Bomber thing to do.

I like it!

 

[DemurePrincess]

It would definitely be a Bomber thing to do.

I like it!

Righto Captains.. let’s treat!

No you’re the captain!

No you’re the captain!

You go first!

No you!

Be my guest

No you!

Stop it!

I insist!

This won’t work ffs!

 

[Robertio]

Hmmm!


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No one believes Kano.

 

[Jabba73]

I reckon we all calls ourselves Captain and call it day!

Was told in no uncertain terms that this was not an option.

Apparently neither was our "no captain" option, despite the rules not mentioning the need to have one.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hmmm!


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[DemurePrincess]

Was told in no uncertain terms that this was not an option.

Apparently neither was our "no captain" option, despite the rules not mentioning the need to have one.

 

[Kilroy]

Was told in no uncertain terms that this was not an option.

Apparently neither was our "no captain" option, despite the rules not mentioning the need to have one.

What about if your Captain has no head?

 

[Jabba73]

What about if your Captain has no head?

That sounds like someone has been a little careless ...