Nick Hind makes my Dick Unwind

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Any chance we can get an update on yer old fella, Craffles??

Something like this I reckon..

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Hind delisted.

Another Essingtin/Dodo recruiting master-class...

Backfire prefix please zackah

 

[craffles]

11/10 thread title, would post again.

 

[AvantGardener]

Backfire

 

[the avoca drover]

11/10 thread title, would post again.

How’s the drought going?

 

[craffles]

How’s the drought going?

Won an indoor and outdoor cricket granny this year so all good on my end.

 

[AvantGardener]

Won an indoor and outdoor cricket granny this year so all good on my end.

Essendon supporter bragging about suburban cricket exploits, found Matty Lloyds account!

 

[jannissary]

Won an indoor and outdoor cricket granny this year so all good on my end.

top score?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

A club needs to draft a player from Nantucket.

 

[craffles]

top score?

Hit a 6 in the granny. More of a bowler / lower order slogger but I’m also getting older and shitter by the year.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

His manager, Scott Lucas

Scott Lucas

Age

46

Ht

192cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.5

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

3.1

3star

M

6.0

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

1.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

17.2

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.8

4star

M

6.6

5star

T

0.6

3star

G

4.4

5star

, says several clubs have expressed interest in the 30yo halfback

Sounds like complete bullshit to me but you never know

 

[craffles]

His manager, Scott Lucas, says several clubs have expressed interest in the 30yo halfback

Sounds like complete bullshit to me but you never know

Not happening, 30 years old with suspect disposal and off field problems. Couldn’t lock a spot in a meh essendon side.

 

[the avoca drover]

Not happening, 30 years old with suspect disposal and off field problems. Couldn’t lock a spot in a meh essendon side.

Will struggle to get a game back at Clunes.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Not happening, 30 years old

That is literally what I said

Couldn’t lock a spot in a meh essendon side.

Dick rewind?

 

[frggr]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/afl-alerted-after-convicted-killer-spotted-in-essendon-change-rooms/news-story/cd0ab2520fbed7decdbfca2e5ca85947

Uh oh...

 

[Hamingja]

His manager, Scott Lucas, says several clubs have expressed interest in the 30yo halfback

Sounds like complete bullshit to me but you never know

He didn't specify they were football clubs

 

[frggr]

He didn't specify they were football clubs

Gives new meaning to the term 1%er

 

[hawkman]

He didn't specify they were football clubs

Rebels the favourite you think? Or do you think the Bandidos might come in with a late offer?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Rebels the favourite you think? Or do you think the Bandidos might come in with a late offer?

Footscray Trugo Club

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

In other former Essendong hacks news:

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/exafl-stars-wife-arrested-in-bali-sex-raid/news-story/559c54f359e1a4e2794699b2e3ccb147?dicbo=v2-KEaX56g

Kulcha