Norf miss out on yet another "big" signing.

[Bender_]

With David Swallow being appointed co-captain at the Suns, Norf's 9 year slow burn recruitment strategy of recruiting the less shit Swallow by bringing him to his brother's club has finally been snuffed out.

Now they'll have to start a new 2019 strategy to see which high profile recruit will reject their 10 year $30m offer.

l0l Norf you ****en rabble.

 

[Bigeasy]

With David Swallow being appointed co-captain at the Suns, Norf's 9 year slow burn recruitment strategy of recruiting the less shit Swallow by bringing him to his brother's club has finally been snuffed out.

Now they'll have to start a new 2019 strategy to see which high profile recruit will reject their 10 year $30m offer.

l0l Norf you ****en rabble.

And yet you lost to us. Go figure

 

[Bender_]

And yet you lost to us. Go figure

To be honest, when I look back on 2018 that haunts me. And when I think about the addition of Polec & Hall I wake up in a cold sweat with what you might do to us next year.

 

[Turnover]

High profile? Sure he got drafted high but he is plodder like his brother.

 

[Bender_]

High profile? Sure he got drafted high but he is plodder like his brother.

Well yeah dude, hence the "big" in the thread title.

Regardless, Norf supporters have been harping on for years about how they're gonna land him coz of his ties to Andrew.

 

[Turnover]

Well yeah dude, hence the "big" in the thread title.

Regardless, Norf supporters have been harping on for years about how they're gonna land him coz of his ties to Andrew.

Sorry I forgot people have been sucked into north having to land a high prized recruit.

 

[Gameova_]

To be honest, when I look back on 2018 that haunts me. And when I think about the addition of Polec & Hall I wake up in a cold sweat with what you might do to us next year.

No one cares about David swallow

 

[Bender_]

No one cares about David swallow

You sound like the bloke that gets rejected by a chick and cries "Well I never liked you anyway."

 

[Bigeasy]

You sound like the bloke that gets rejected by a chick and cries "Well I never liked you anyway."

No they are a lesbian

 

[Turnover]

No one cares about David swallow

Correct. Using the Gold Coast captaincy as some iron clad contract. Shit stuff.

 

[Gameova_]

No they are a lesbian

Get it right

 

[Gameova_]

You sound like the bloke that gets rejected by a chick and cries "Well I never liked you anyway."

No that’s you.

 

[Bigeasy]

Yep we havent been successful in landing Martin, Kelly or Gaff. Which club did we lose out to?

 

[Gameova_]

Does anyone here actually watch the Gold Coast? Seriously? Why would anyone care about one of their players if no one watches them. What a shit club.

 

[Bender_]

Does anyone here actually watch the Gold Coast? Seriously? Why would anyone care about one of their players if no one watches them. What a shit club.

No shit.

And he'd rather stay there than go anywhere near Norf.

 

[Gameova_]

No shit.

And he'd rather stay there than go anywhere near Norf.

Yeah because he’s so good we’ve wanted him for 10 years . He wouldn’t even make our 18. If he kicks like his brother I wouldn’t want him anyway

 

[Bender_]

Yeah because he’s so good we’ve wanted him for 10 years . He wouldn’t even make our 18. If he kicks like his brother I wouldn’t want him anyway

"David Swallow staying North until at least the end of 2024, AFTER WHICH he becomes (?) a NMFC player"

48 pages. 1100+ replies.

Pop that into the search bar at the top.

****en lol

 

[Bender_]

Yep we havent been successful in landing Martin, Kelly or Gaff. Which club did we lose out to?

He chose to stay in Perth where he'd be booed, spat on and have objects thrown at him (granted that'll be by some of the West Coast crowd, coz that's just how we roll) for the next 5 years than come to Arden street on much more money. It's a bit of a worry.

 

[Bigeasy]

He chose to stay in Perth where he'd be booed, spat on and have objects thrown at him (granted that'll be by some of the West Coast crowd, coz that's just how we roll) for the next 5 years than come to Arden street on much more money. It's a bit of a worry.

He didnt come because he is chicken shit so good riddance

 

[Bender_]

He didnt come because he is chicken shit so good riddance

No they are a lesbian

 

[Bigeasy]

 

[Bender_]

 

[WA ROO]

Norf should be used to this

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

David Swallow? That was like 5 years ago or something.
Get with the times man.

 

[Bigeasy]

David Swallow? That was like 5 years ago or something.
Get with the times man.

Yep we are dealing with idiots here mate, everyone knows we've lost out with better players since.