Norf release $500 signed jersey before kid even trains with club

[Elton Johns Wig]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

In a desperate grab for cash, and attention, lolNorf have released a jumper of their prized pick 1 Jason Horne Francis.

No pressure kid, none at all.


Imagine paying $500 for a jumper of a kid that hasn't even trained, let alone played a NAB cup game, let alone played ONE single AFL game.


A desperate move, from a desperate club. Shame Norf, shame.

 

[Orange crush]

You can smell what they’re “cooking“ and it ain’t good

 

[Dinsdale]

Norf are the Ant who tried to move a rubber-tree plant

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Norf are the Ant who tried to move a rubber-tree plant

As my first girlfriend used to say.
" give me a minute to take that in".

 

[Dinsdale]

As my first girlfriend used to say.
" give me a minute to take that in".

Norf aint as big as you though...

 

[A Cut Above]

Can't decide which has more intrinsic monetrary value - that jumper or Sooz's artwork.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Norf are the Ant who tried to move a rubber-tree plant

This will go straight over a lot of the very small minds in this place Dins, well played though.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

This will go straight over a lot of the very small minds in this place Dins, well played though.

Fkyez. How about this?

North remain the road kill on the way to a better comp.

 

[Jazny]

Is there a Hugh Greenwood

1

Hugh Greenwood

Age

32

Ht

190cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.9

4star

K

8.8

3star

HB

8.1

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

6.8

5star

CL

4.6

5star

D

17.4

4star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

1.5

2star

T

8.9

5star

CL

5.6

5star

D

16.4

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

2.2

3star

T

7.6

5star

CL

4.4

5star

version?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Is there a Hugh Greenwood version?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Wow.What's next ? Prostituting players for 2 grand a go?

 

[James Colorado]

Wow.What's next ? Prostituting players for 2 grand a go?

Undercutting Bailey right out of the market.

 

[Norfs Recruiter]

I gave Ricky Nixon a few grams to stay up all night and personally sign those jumpers, which had to be factored into the price.

$500 is a steal, considering the jumpers future value when Horny Fracas becomes a Premiership Captain.

 

[Plugger35]

Do Norf have any supporters that can afford a $500 signed jumper? If their entire supporter base all chipped in a dollar they could afford to buy one.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Limited Edition signed Jason Horne-Francis Guernsey

shop.nmfc.com.au

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

They've taken it down!!!!!

 

[the avoca drover]

Limited Edition signed Jason Horne-Francis Guernsey

shop.nmfc.com.au

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

They've taken it down!!!!!

Maybe they’re sold out.

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Debt free and all cream from here on.

 

[hawkman]

Carlton at least waited until they had 3

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Maybe they’re sold out.

 

[A Cut Above]

Norf just released a new limited-edition jumper.

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Norf just released a new limited-edition jumper.
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That's quite accurate there friend.

0 fans and 47000+ supporters cause North people put their money where it counts and membership up.

 

[Off Tap]

That's quite accurate there friend.

0 fans and 47000+ supporters cause North people put their money where it counts and membership up.

Sneaky bookkeeping by Norf.

They also including in the 47,000 total the free memberships they have given out to their refer a friend deal that they have going?

 

[Tiger Outcast]

Pathetic campaigners!

 

[leobarryustar]

But if they sell this one jersey, they can finally pay the exterminator to get rid of that swarm of bees.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Carlton at least waited until they had 3

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