North Melbourne fans' unhealthy obsession with Jason Horne-Francis requires an intervention

[Mofra]

Jason Horne-Francis was selected at pick 1 in the 2021 AFL draft, representing the hopes and dreams of North's supporter base.
Less than 12 months later it had all turned sour. On top of sacking their coach, the entire recruiting team walking out and scumbag Wayne Carey again acting like a scumbag, Jason requested a trade to Port Adelaide.
North got some picks to rebuild during their rebuild of a rebuild, Port got a young mid, and everyone was happy. Or so it seemed.

A cursory glance of the main board, North Melbourne board, and the poorly written musings of graffiti artists at Metro's North Melbourne station paint a picture of a supporter base broken, bitter and more full of spite than an overweight soft drink consumer who can't spell very well. It's unhealthy and we, denizens of the Bay, have to help.

Pictured: the North AGM gets off to a rocky start

How can we help North fans?
Should we crowd-fund some aromatherapy candles?

A soothing bubble bath?

A portrait of their current champions?

 

[hawkman]

Fans?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[Lethality]

Norf should be laughing they got anything for him

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

The AFL should take over North or move them to Tassie.
They're unprofessional and constantly tank for draft picks who don't want to go there.

And what on god's green earth is this monstrosity?

 

[Tiger2709]

A cursory glance of the main board, North Melbourne board, and the poorly written musings of graffiti artists at Metro's North Melbourne station paint a picture of a supporter base broken, bitter and more full of spite than an overweight soft drink consumer who can't spell very well. It's unhealthy and we, denizens of the Bay, have to help.

Lets all be thankful that this wont be affecting many people.

A car raffle often sorts these issues out?

 

[Mofra]

Lets all be thankful that this wont be affecting many people.

A car raffle often sorts these issues out?

They're not made of Mazdas.

I think some(supporter base) needs a Snickers

 

[PenfoldsFan]

Whilst this is all true, I still feel the need to thank them for handing us their first ever #1 draft pick.

 

[Cyclops]

The AFL should take over North or move them to Tassie.
They're unprofessional and constantly tank for draft picks who don't want to go there.

And what on god's green earth is this monstrosity?

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Silly its hi vis camo.

Aquatic camo. As in you have to be standing next to water to be camouflaged. And it has to be blue water, with sunlight sparkling on it. So not the Maribyrnong.

So the hi vis part means people can see you, and the camo part means they can't.

"Oi look, there's half a campaigner next to the creek there."

beats me why the navy developed blue camo, I think they were jealous of Army camo and decide it would look cool in blue too. FMD.

 

[smasha]

Fans?

They have 200k turn up when Richmond play em.
#

 

[Stronzo]

The AFL should take over North or move them to Tassie.
They're unprofessional and constantly tank for draft picks who don't want to go there.

And what on god's green earth is this monstrosity?

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Looks like it was designed by s00z

 

[barnrokn]

A west Papuan bullflog trying to hang shit
#sobrave
Go get em two flags

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

The Norf apparel is most disturbing at first sight. Eventually I figured the blue bits are Salvador Dali-esque depictions of all the Big Fish they have attracted down the years. There are blue bits for champions like big sardine,Billy Hartung, the undersized gurnard in Sleevo and the whales Hall and Polec.

I salute the OP for identifying the problem and calling on the Bay to devise ways to relieve the angst of a Club and its 17 family supporter base. It is truly a ‘Noble’ cause.

 

[Mofra]

A west Papuan bullflog trying to hang s**t
#sobrave
Go get em two flags
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Jason Horne Francis hasn't missed an ice bath since he's been at Port.

 

[barnrokn]

Jason Horne Francis hasn't missed an ice bath since he's been at Port.

 

[Stronzo]

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Apparently he’s getting along really well with his team mates as well.

 

[Starburns_]

The AFL should take over North or move them to Tassie.
They're unprofessional and constantly tank for draft picks who don't want to go there.

And what on god's green earth is this monstrosity?

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What the actual f**k?

That thing is so horrendous the Pope would abort it.

 

[Starburns_]

Looks like it was designed by s00z

I look forward to her buying it despite her being completely allergic to anything resembling work.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

The AFL should take over North or move them to Tassie.
They're unprofessional and constantly tank for draft picks who don't want to go there.

And what on god's green earth is this monstrosity?

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[barnrokn]

Apparently he’s getting along really well with his team mates as well.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

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[barnrokn]

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[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

The parallels between current Norf and Melbourne 2008-2013 are uncanny.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

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[barnrokn]

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