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* are flush with options.

Dankball.
Scumball.
Pedoball.
Sterileball.

And of course these days - REIVball.

They're spoilt for choice.
As soon as Bard recruits TT next year they’ll have enough of our cast offs to play their own brand of *northball
 
We haven’t had an identifiable brand for half a decade. There hasn’t been genuine excitement around the way we play for that entire time (probably longer).

Our last two outings against opposition, we have had both this. Northball 🙌🏼.
Probably the last time we did have something identifiable was the high-risk-high-reward game style that we deployed during the early parts of Scott's tenure as coach. Probably the most exciting football we ever played in the 2010s decade.

Rather painfully, the senior players left from that era were still kicking the ball forward as if a 2011-2012 peak Petrie was waiting for the kick. Hard to kill old habits.
 

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Could be an omen of sorts, the lovely Ms Sharon's uncle had a bull, for no real bull reasons, but a bull nonetheless. This bull was problematic and didn't like following the rules, so just last week the bull got out again and decided **** it and **** you.
So he's in the Austin recovering from a fused vertebra in his neck, a stroke caused but an injury to his aorta, a smashed sternum.
and a ****ed up quad bike which the bull charged. Apparently again and again, he is now getting some feeling back in his legs, which is great obviously, as his spinal cord was bent at right angle but didn't snap.

So maybe and actually it isn't an omen as the bull had a meeting with a man with a big ****ing gun.
 
Could be an omen of sorts, the lovely Ms Sharon's uncle had a bull, for no real bull reasons, but a bull nonetheless. This bull was problematic and didn't like following the rules, so just last week the bull got out again and decided * it and * you.
So he's in the Austin recovering from a fused vertebra in his neck, a stroke caused but an injury to his aorta, a smashed sternum.
and a ****ed up quad bike which the bull charged. Apparently again and again, he is now getting some feeling back in his legs, which is great obviously, as his spinal cord was bent at right angle but didn't snap.

So maybe and actually it isn't an omen as the bull had a meeting with a man with a big ******* gun.
Ms Sharon's uncle is Jason Horne Fabian Francis?
 
Could be an omen of sorts, the lovely Ms Sharon's uncle had a bull, for no real bull reasons, but a bull nonetheless. This bull was problematic and didn't like following the rules, so just last week the bull got out again and decided * it and * you.
So he's in the Austin recovering from a fused vertebra in his neck, a stroke caused but an injury to his aorta, a smashed sternum.
and a ****ed up quad bike which the bull charged. Apparently again and again, he is now getting some feeling back in his legs, which is great obviously, as his spinal cord was bent at right angle but didn't snap.

So maybe and actually it isn't an omen as the bull had a meeting with a man with a big ******* gun.


Eye fillet for me Bill 👍
 

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Could be an omen of sorts, the lovely Ms Sharon's uncle had a bull, for no real bull reasons, but a bull nonetheless. This bull was problematic and didn't like following the rules, so just last week the bull got out again and decided * it and * you.
So he's in the Austin recovering from a fused vertebra in his neck, a stroke caused but an injury to his aorta, a smashed sternum.
and a ****ed up quad bike which the bull charged. Apparently again and again, he is now getting some feeling back in his legs, which is great obviously, as his spinal cord was bent at right angle but didn't snap.

So maybe and actually it isn't an omen as the bull had a meeting with a man with a big ******* gun.
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Could be an omen of sorts, the lovely Ms Sharon's uncle had a bull, for no real bull reasons, but a bull nonetheless. This bull was problematic and didn't like following the rules, so just last week the bull got out again and decided * it and * you.
So he's in the Austin recovering from a fused vertebra in his neck, a stroke caused but an injury to his aorta, a smashed sternum.
and a ****ed up quad bike which the bull charged. Apparently again and again, he is now getting some feeling back in his legs, which is great obviously, as his spinal cord was bent at right angle but didn't snap.

So maybe and actually it isn't an omen as the bull had a meeting with a man with a big ******* gun.

Never a dull moment…..
 
Could be an omen of sorts, the lovely Ms Sharon's uncle had a bull, for no real bull reasons, but a bull nonetheless. This bull was problematic and didn't like following the rules, so just last week the bull got out again and decided * it and * you.
So he's in the Austin recovering from a fused vertebra in his neck, a stroke caused but an injury to his aorta, a smashed sternum.
and a ****ed up quad bike which the bull charged. Apparently again and again, he is now getting some feeling back in his legs, which is great obviously, as his spinal cord was bent at right angle but didn't snap.

So maybe and actually it isn't an omen as the bull had a meeting with a man with a big ******* gun.
Amateur. Never approach a bull without a plastic bunnings rake.
 

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