Photoshop obscure vfl/afl footballers from the 00s in historical situations

[Mofra]

Let's not underplay the small but important role that Danny Dicfos had in assisting Michelangelo in creating his masterpiece, David

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

This contest is over, give Dav The 10, 000 dollars or Thread of the year.

 

[zackah]

This contest is over, give Dav The 10, 000 dollars or Thread of the year.

He gets something even more prestigious - a bay sticky

 

[Dav]

Byron Schammer

Byron Schammer

Age

39

Ht

176cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.8

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

7.5

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.4

4star

No current season stats available

D

9.6

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.2

3star

in the crowd at the Thriller in Manila

 

[A Cut Above]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Funny, I could have sworn I posted in ITT...

Dinsdale ?

 

[Chief]

The one with the Nazi references all over it? Yes you did.

 

[Dav]

Funny, I could have sworn I posted in ITT...

You posted in in this thread?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The one with the Nazi references all over it? Yes you did.

Well lucky I asked before I posted it again then

Chief so what's the rule there? No Nazi symbols?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Matthew Lokan

Matthew Lokan

Age

42

Ht

185cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.8

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

2.9

3star

M

2.2

2star

T

1.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

9.6

3star

K

5.2

2star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.0

4star

at the JFK Assassination

 

[zackah]

Well lucky I asked before I posted it again then

Chief so what's the rule there? No Nazi symbols?

It was line ball with 8, but posting 9 swastikas? Yeah, probably over the line flog.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It was line ball with 8, but posting 9 swastikas? Yeah, probably over the line m

Technically it was 3 swastikas posted 3 times

This should be acceptable then. Well under the limit of bad taste

 

[A Cut Above]

Technically it was 3 swastikas posted 3 times

This should be acceptable then. Well under the limit of bad taste

....which I'm forever happy to set the benchmark for.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

It was line ball with 8, but posting 9 swastikas? Yeah, probably over the line flog.

I thought it might have been for labelling a Grand Final captain as an obscure player.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Tex played 14 games in the 00s, I'd say that's pretty obscure

 

[mike ross]

Port Adelaide's Jesse Palmer

Jesse Palmer

Age

28

Ht

188cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

6.3

2star

HB

5.0

4star

M

4.7

4star

T

2.3

4star

G

0.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

11.3

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

4.7

5star

T

2.3

4star

G

0.3

3star

landing on the moon

 

[Mofra]

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Matthew Lokan at the JFK Assassination

Also gave us the best SEN caller ever (I don't care it was a set up)

 

[hawkman]

Packedlunch your sh00ping skills are needed in here

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Someone do Gary Rohan

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Gary Rohan

Age

33

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

in the 2021 qualifying final

 

[zackah]

Coach Buckley becomes ex-Coach Buckley

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Can someone explain the concept of this thread to zackah thx

 

[zackah]

Can someone explain the concept of this thread to zackah thx

Historical reference - check
Footballer in the 00's - check
Obscure - "not clearly expressed or easily understood". Explains the coaching career so massive check

 

[Wallaby]

Kane Pettifer bowls Don Bradman

 

[Chief]

I remember my grandmother telling me about that one.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Nathan Djerkurra, Barry Brooks

Barry Brooks

Age

41

Ht

198cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

4.4

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

1.4

2star

HO

5.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

2.6

1star

K

2.0

1star

HB

0.6

1star

HO

6.2

5star

, Andre Gianfagna and Judd Lalich celebrate winning the 1983 Americas Cup with an obscure former Richmond club President.