Photoshop obscure vfl/afl footballers from the 00s in historical situations

[zackah]

Aaron Henneman

Aaron Henneman

Age

44

Ht

195cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

D/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.1

2star

K

4.1

2star

HB

2.1

2star

M

2.1

2star

T

1.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.6

2star

K

6.0

3star

HB

0.6

1star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.0

4star

raises the flag at Iwo Jima

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Josh Thurgood on the moon, 1969 (face obscured by helmet)

 

[Cyclops]

...and you can just make out Athos Hrysoulakis taking the picture.

...wait guise, he has his helmet off...how did he...OMG...

 

[Wallaby]

...and you can just make out Athos Hrysoulakis taking the picture.

So you're saying the moon landing was faked at Victoria Park? A desolate, cratered landscape with no atmosphere, incapable of supporting intelligent life?

Sounds legit.

 

[Cyclops]

So you're saying the moon landing was faked at Victoria Park? A desolate, cratered landscape with no atmosphere, incapable of supporting intelligent life?

Sounds legit.

No, shit for brains, it was faked on the moon.

 

[zackah]

Shane Woewodin

Shane Woewodin

Age

48

Ht

185cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.7

4star

K

12.1

4star

HB

5.6

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.6

3star

K

8.2

4star

HB

3.4

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

wins a Brownlow

 

[oogac]

Perseus with the Head of Medusa aka Josh Thurgood

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

The Volkssturm was a militia developed by the Nazi party in the final months of WWII as a last ditch resort to defend Berlin against the approaching allied forces.



Considering that most able bodied German men had already been killed during the conflict the Volkssturm consisted primarily of grandfathers and veterans from the first world war who were once again expected to take up arms, a regular “dads army”.



Here Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

is seen training some old boys on how to use anti-tank weapons.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Nadia Bartel living the Miami highlife during the excessive 80’s.

 

[craffles]

Nathan Carroll

Nathan Carroll

Age

44

Ht

191cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.5

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

5.9

4star

M

5.3

5star

T

1.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.4

4star

arrested for plotting to kill rival tiger keeper Carole Baskin

 

[Dav]

zackah you gotta start cracking down on the 'obscure', '00s' and 'footballers' part of this thread

 

[Balanced]

Paul Sarah at the Queens coronation

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Kevin Sheedy keeping up foreign relations with the VC at Khe Sanh.

 

[Dinsdale]

Joel Selwood starting to become concerned about all the head high tackles during the French Revolution

 

[Balanced]

Ronald Reagan, Ann Sheridan and Bones McGhie promoting the movie 'Kings Row'

 

[mike ross]

Essendon's Daniel McAlister absolutely loving the fight against the Persians

 

[TJASTA]

Andrew Mills

Andrew Mills

Age

43

Ht

186cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.1

1star

K

3.6

1star

HB

1.5

2star

M

1.6

2star

T

0.2

3star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

6.4

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

1.6

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.2

3star

G

0.4

3star

on trial for high treason for his involvement in the Eureka Rebellion, later found not guilty (1855)

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Nathan Buckley reaching for the cup of Christ in the last crusade.



Even Indiana Jones got closer to a cup than Nathan.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

CRAPPY BUDDHA finds out what his nickname means in Dumbo (1941)

 

[RichLeMonde]

View attachment 1224562

Chad Morrison having dinner with some pals

Chade Morrison = FIGJAM (**** I'm God, just ask me)

 

[mike ross]

Carlton's Jordan Doering preparing to eclipse Harry Houdini to be the world's most famous escape artist.

 

[Floyd]

The year was 1964, and 4 lads from Liverpool - Lance Picioane, Kane Tenace

Kane Tenace

Age

39

Ht

182cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.7

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

4.4

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

12.6

4star

K

9.6

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

0.8

3star

, Craig Biddiscombe and Ricky Mott - had the world at their feet.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Damien Monkhorst on trial with other high ranking racist NAZI pigs at Nuremberg.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Gary Rohan

23

Gary Rohan

Age

33

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.6

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.2

5star

G

1.2

4star

- 2021 prelim final.

Zoom in if you need to find him.

View attachment 1232994

 

[James Colorado]

Gary Rohan - 2021 prelim final.

View attachment 1232994

I think you've missed the premise of the thread. You're supposed to shoop an image of the named player into the scenario they weren't actually involved in.