Event Ophidians Pre-season Invitational : S34 Old Boys vs Baghdad

[Ligma]

Hi besties

 

[Callums_Guns]

Most of the Old Boys are straight out of retirement homes mate and a church that no campaigner worshipped at.

Only 1 player came from the Roys and Mobbs will never retire

 

[Sun Ra]

Knocked me around a bit that COACH was no longer with us if I'm honest. I was so used to hanging on his every word, desperate not to be the target of his rage. But life goes on, I'm young and can't remember too much about him now. Bit like my team in the fantasy world - there was a coach called CLARKSON - much loved. Gone. Now all I can think about is SAM.

If all you can think about is SAM, I AM sure you should tuck into some of this boy.
Get your master to wack a bit into your food bowl for your next feed......

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Hi besties

G'day mate how's life at a real big fake fantasy footy club agreeing with you? Must be nice to converse with more than just The Filth Wizard .

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Will do my best. Can I leap up and bite the bum too? Happy to start with the ankles but leaping up and biting the bum is my natural tendency if I'm honest.

Sorry for late reply - holidays and COVID combined - not the best preseason I've ever had. But almost back to my best nipping, weaving and dodging form.

Bomber Bum Biting, hhhmmmmm

... From what Ive seen these past few day, they'll either be running scared or will probs be lining up for more of the enjoyment.
Either way - Great plan to distract them from the Qooty game.

and you at only 50% health, would easily whip these pussy bombers.

 

[Robertio]

Hi besties

Our secret weapon has arrived.

 

[Sun Ra]

G'day mate how's life at a real big fake fantasy footy club agreeing with you? Must be nice to converse with more than just The Filth Wizard .

pretty sure that was meant to be "beasties" ?

 

[Robertio]

Only 1 player came from the Roys and Mobbs will never retire

The Roys, a breeding ground for champions.

 

[KohPhi]

had no effect on the Ophidian old Boys, for a start they never intended on going through with joining us, as if we didn't know that
and second it hurts the Bombers more and the whole of the Sweet FA that TL15 is no longer part of this competition, I hope you have TheCoach16 in your squad this season and you get TL15 back in, the comp will be better for it.

No, they were joining. Trust me.

They would have added some A Grade grunt to a list made up of a couple of A Graders and a shitfull of teaser ponies.

But we all need to start somewhere..

 

[Ligma]

G'day mate how's life at a real big fake fantasy footy club agreeing with you? Must be nice to converse with more than just The Filth Wizard .

It’s going great

I love filthy though but he does get boring

 

[Fleabane]

Why would any of your team play with a chance to downgrade their car to a Alfa Romeo if they win?

Ah... Alfa Romeo. Bringing back ptsd memories of a particularly troublesome diesel particulate filter and car going into 'limp mode' on highways and wherever it felt like. NEVER AGAIN.

[but very generous of the sponsors, sure it's all in the past and it was definitely one of the prettiest cars I ever drove. Nicest logo too. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!! ]

 

[Pickitt]

I predict the #bombers will lose by 27 points

 

[Callums_Guns]

The Roys, a breeding ground for champions.

Agree Wosh wanted to join the Old Boys but it was only 1 from the Roys and we already know he is greater than a champion

Thanks for the welcome to the league gift Wosh

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

No, they were joining. Trust me.

They would have added some A Grade grunt to a list made up of a couple of A Graders and a shitfull of teaser ponies.

But we all need to start somewhere..

You've always been very trustworthy in my eyes.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I predict the #bombers will lose by 27 points

I predict you won't pass your driving test on your 7th try.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Our secret weapon has arrived.

Bit poor that you kept that secret from the weapon himself though.

 

[Pickitt]

I predict you won't pass your driving test on your 7th try.

Nice try mate but I aced it first try

 

[Robertio]

Agree Wosh wanted to join the Old Boys but it was only 1 from the Roys and we already know he is greater than a champion

Thanks for the welcome to the league gift Wosh

A lot of love For Mobbs from this end.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Nice try mate but I aced it first try

 

[Robertio]

I predict the #bombers will lose by 27 points

That's nearly a sentence mate, well done.

 

[Pickitt]

Nice mate that's only the 400th time you've used that gif.

 

[Sun Ra]

I'd amazing

Nice try mate but I aced it first try

It's amazing what money can do.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Nice try mate but I aced it first try

No doubt straight to HR licence

 

[Pickitt]

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No doubt straight to HR licence

Looks about right

 

[Sun Ra]

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No doubt straight to HR licence

Where are your P plates man ?