Game Day Pearls before Swine: Magpies v Swans at the MCG for just the second time in a decade

[Orange crush]

How are your aunty's balls btw?

You've had them in your mouth, you tell me

 

[STPer18]

PAPPY!

 

[Cyclops]

No one wants to see that.

 

[Plugger35]

The Pap Smear!!!

 

[Sqotty from office works]

The smear just to good.

 

[The Sultan]

NOOOOORF!!

 

[Cyclops]

You've had them in your mouth, you tell me

Non existent then.

Seven manages to spoil a Swans attack with a camera? Ffs, they deserved that last goal.

 

[Plugger35]

Nice goal from Rowbum.

Souf looking good here.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Collingwood just rihcmond level chit.
And I'm right as usual

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

I tipped this

 

[Triggering Tiger]

As i predicted lollingwood are old and slow a geelonk mark11

 

[Cyclops]

Geez the defence ain't sizzling.

 

[The Sultan]

Owen is waking from his summer slumber

 

[catscratchfever]

Wobble-Wobble-Wobble

 

[STPer18]

Expect the umps to start throwing their weight around soon and drag their boys back into this.

 

[FISTO]

I think it's official

Collingwood

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Wow this is looking like smashing here.

 

[R0GUE]

Go home Collingwood, you're drunk.

 

[The Sultan]

I tipped this

settle down Nostradumbass

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Worrying signs. Nick Daicos racking up meaningless possessions. Forget about the Brownlow Nick.

 

[Plugger35]

Moore getting exposed by McDonald, he's just guarding grass Nick Maxwell

Nick Maxwell

Age

41

Ht

193cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.5

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

6.7

4star

M

4.6

4star

T

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

14.0

4star

K

8.4

4star

HB

5.6

4star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.0

5star

style.

 

[STPer18]

Might be joining SHITmond with the 0-2 start.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Spreaders has gone MIA...

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Collingwood have been drinking their own bathwater.

 

[catscratchfever]

Where have all the Bay Collingbum supporters gone?