Hi Bay,
Duritz here.
I just wanted to bring something to your attention. What's that Durex? Well my friends, it's quite simple. Hawthorn are cooked. Let's look at things a bit more closely.
- Hawthorn haven't scored 100 points in a game all season. In this new age of run and gun and high scoring, the old Hawfies seem to struggle to score? Why? Because they are old and aren't very good.
- BUT BUT BUT Mitchell? Also known as the the brown and yellow Cotchin. His influence in games is that of a young Rockliff. Sure he looks good, OH WOWEE HE CAN KICK WITH HIS LEFT FOOT! WHAT FOOT IS HE? OMGZ WAT TALENTS@. Again, No. He's got none. No influence at all, but he could light a bonfire with all that product in his hair.
- But but but we are 3-1? Yes, that is true. But let's have a closer look.
R1 Embarassed by Geelong in a game that doesn't matter.
R2 A good win against the Weagles but were outscored in the new premiership qtr - the second qtr. Which is #concerning.
R3 Fell in against the bathwaters, who should have won but choked. Their average age is 17 years less than Hawthorn (it's right I ran the numbers myself) so they had no right to even get close to the third best team Dynasty in AFL history.
R4 The Aints. Wow, fortunately they had three members of their cheer squad umpiring the game and once again fell in, as well as rushing Hodge back in for this VITAL game. #PluggerMoralVictory
R5- The Cows, UH OH! A top 6 team in form that will give them a Geelong like Pantsing. Crows by 30, that's penned in.
With games coming up against behemoths GWS and Richmond. I'm not sure they can win another game this year.
Duritz here.
I just wanted to bring something to your attention. What's that Durex? Well my friends, it's quite simple. Hawthorn are cooked. Let's look at things a bit more closely.
- Hawthorn haven't scored 100 points in a game all season. In this new age of run and gun and high scoring, the old Hawfies seem to struggle to score? Why? Because they are old and aren't very good.
- BUT BUT BUT Mitchell? Also known as the the brown and yellow Cotchin. His influence in games is that of a young Rockliff. Sure he looks good, OH WOWEE HE CAN KICK WITH HIS LEFT FOOT! WHAT FOOT IS HE? OMGZ WAT TALENTS@. Again, No. He's got none. No influence at all, but he could light a bonfire with all that product in his hair.
- But but but we are 3-1? Yes, that is true. But let's have a closer look.
R1 Embarassed by Geelong in a game that doesn't matter.
R2 A good win against the Weagles but were outscored in the new premiership qtr - the second qtr. Which is #concerning.
R3 Fell in against the bathwaters, who should have won but choked. Their average age is 17 years less than Hawthorn (it's right I ran the numbers myself) so they had no right to even get close to the third best team Dynasty in AFL history.
R4 The Aints. Wow, fortunately they had three members of their cheer squad umpiring the game and once again fell in, as well as rushing Hodge back in for this VITAL game. #PluggerMoralVictory
R5- The Cows, UH OH! A top 6 team in form that will give them a Geelong like Pantsing. Crows by 30, that's penned in.
With games coming up against behemoths GWS and Richmond. I'm not sure they can win another game this year.
LIGHT TOWER 4 D/H 
