Think Tank Post here if you like Jack Ginnivan all of a sudden!

[Jazny]

This is a safe space for Hawfies to post your love of Jack "5 year deal at Hawthorn lol" Ginnivan! We won't judge you or look into your previous post history about Ginnivan in here. Post just how much you have always loved Ginni below! We will totally believe you and we also totally believe that you like James Sicily

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James Sicily

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

12.7

5star

HB

5.7

4star

M

6.3

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

365.0

5star

D

19.4

4star

K

14.3

5star

HB

5.1

3star

M

5.9

5star

T

1.0

2star

MG

437.4

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

173.8

3star

for reasons other than the fact he wears Hawforn's ugly brown and yellow jersey!

Actual footage of Jack Ginnivan arriving at Dingley:

 

[Orange crush]

We all love a rescue dog ….

 

[Purple Suit]

Free kick Hawthorn is back!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

They want Jack huh?

 

[Kavliaris69]

Ginnipig is a shite player, shite grand finalist and a just a shite kkkkhhhhhuuuunnnntttt all round.
This what you were looking for?

 

[Jazny]

Ginnipig is a s**t player, s**t grand finalist and a just a s**t campaigner all round.
This what you were looking for?

We have a traitor over here

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Damaged Goods

 

[NetworkNerd]

Free kick Hawthorn is back!

Hawks haven't had a positive free kick ratio across a season since 2018 so about time!

 

[Chronz]

Straight swap for Mitchell will get it done Hawfs.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Ginnivan was always a hawf

 

[Jazny]

Straight swap for Mitchell will get it done Hawfs.

I was trying to think of Hawthorn players who would be super unrealistically a fair swap for Ginnivan as a joke, then I realised that there is literally nobody on Hawthorn's list that is too good to be straight traded for Ginnivan.

Like if it was the Worsten Bulldogs, you could say "give us The Bont lol" and everyone would laugh because it is so ridiculous that you would trade Bont for Ginnivan. But at Hawthorn it's like "give us umm... Jye Newcombe!??!" and everyone would just nod and say it's probably a fair swap.

 

[Seethus]

It's very apt considering guinea pigs are known for piss and shitting everywhere

 

[hawkman]

Absolute gun

*Quickly deleting my posting history about Ginnivan

 

[FireKrakouer]

It's bs m8 I like having villains on our list. Don't leave ginnivan, you lovable trollish douche.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Toilet block lurkers in Dingley on high alert

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Collingwood have won this trade already
by getting rid of the Damir Dokic of AFL Dads in Craig Ginnivan.

The apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree in that fam.

Makes David Cloke look like Dad of the year when his sons were playing for the Pies.

 

[JoinDate]

Will miss him, then hate him when he ducks his head and is awarded a free kick for it.

Vale minivan.

 

[Cold Sober]

Someone should start a thread titled 'Who are the most kissed on the dick players to have played AFL'

 

[smasha]

Someone should start a thread titled 'Who are the most kissed on the dick players to have played AFL'

Richmond players not to be seen on that list.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Richmond players not to be seen on that list.

 

[FurTheWin]

He was a 5, but his team was #1, but he's going to the number 1s and number 2s

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Everyone knows SMitch is one of the most universally loathed figures in the history of the AFL.

This is why Hawf struggle to attract talent and why they get rid of players with a brain.

Enter Ginnipig, the pustule head of the comp. He’s a perfect distraction for Smitch to use.

 

[Dinsdale]

I like the trade because it gives the bay flogs more to whinge about

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Matt Stevic just shot his load. Free kick Ginni-ginni-gin-gin

 

[Mofra]

Someone should start a thread titled 'Who are the most kissed on the dick players to have played AFL'

Nick Riewoldt

/Armitage