Game Day PRACTICE MATCH: Collingwood Flagpies V Blue Ridged Mountains Shenandoah River (Ft - Mi-Sex)

[Triggering Tiger]

the only good thing about this fred so far

 

[Dinsdale]

Hmm, bored already with this game, and it hasn't even started yet

 

[aj1992]

Hmm, bored already with this game, and it hasn't even started yet

I get the same feeling with sex.

 

[Dinsdale]

I get the same feeling with sex.

You're on the wrong forum m7

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Collingworth with a 5/5 record at their home ground, the Disney Dome.

Brisbane with an 8/2 record

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Why are we playing a home game at minnow stadium?
sees there has only been 1 post ITT by brions supporter
Ah, I get it.

You cried to Gil to try and get it moved from your home ground to the MCG and he told you to GAGF

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Hmm, bored already with this game, and it hasn't even started yet

Don't speak too soon. You'll be carding Colliwobbler melters by half time.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Don't speak too soon. You'll be carding Colliwobbler melters by half time.

I plan to produce the most ban-worthy melt in history if we lose this shit m8, I've had it.

 

[Dinsdale]

Don't speak too soon. You'll be carding Colliwobbler melters by half time.

My banzhammer is going to start swinging elsewhere, 2 useless teams in freo and eagles shitfight fred

 

[Cyclops]

Don't speak too soon. You'll be carding Colliwobbler melters by half time.

GAGF I'm premelted and have had 2 (two) craft beers, on the train at Thornbury ready to get carded and arrested at the ground.

Look for an old fat campaigner to streak if we win. Or lose. Or draw.



Carna pies!

 

[aj1992]

I plan to produce the most ban-worthy melt in history if we lose this s**t m8, I've had it.

Elmer_Judd level?

 

[Jazny]

I hope Jemmy keeps the one sleeve look for ever! It is very fashionable and cool.

Alright guys please try to keep it down in here as I am busy trying to convince a bunch of druids not to cast a xenophobic ritual in Baldur's Gate 3!

 

[Cyclops]

I hope Jemmy keeps the one sleeve look for ever! It is very fashionable and cool.

Alright guys please try to keep it down in here as I am busy trying to convince a bunch of druids not to cast a xenophobic ritual in Baldur's Gate 3!

EoTB or GTFO.

 

[Cyclops]

Elmer_Judd level?

Cthulhublu level.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Elmer_Judd level?

Cthulhublu level.

Worse than both... that's right, I'm taking it bushie level.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I hope Jemmy keeps the one sleeve look for ever! It is very fashionable and cool.

Alright guys please try to keep it down in here as I am busy trying to convince a bunch of druids not to cast a xenophobic ritual in Baldur's Gate 3!

BTW Feraligatr I just invited a Tiger to stay on my Island on Animal Crossing, say hello to Bangle

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

GAGF I'm premelted and have had 2 (two) craft beers, on the train at Thornbury ready to get carded and arrested at the ground.

Look for an old fat campaigner to streak if we win. Or lose. Or draw.

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Carna pies!

You attending with Saveloy Rockstar?

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Why was Nick Maxwell

Nick Maxwell

Age

41

Ht

193cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.5

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

6.7

4star

M

4.6

4star

T

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

14.0

4star

K

8.4

4star

HB

5.6

4star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.0

5star

asked about his thoughts on Dale Thomas and not Dane Swan

Dane Swan

Age

40

Ht

185cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.9

5star

K

16.4

5star

HB

10.4

5star

M

5.9

5star

T

3.1

5star

CL

5.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

12.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

?

Nick also noting that premierships are hard to win. I imagine they seem infinitely harder to get when your club can only get two since the middle of the 20th century.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Pointless trivia.
Betfair offering odds on when Maynard will hit someone from behind.

I took before 5 minute mark of 1st quarter.

 

[Dinsdale]

I hope Jemmy keeps the one sleeve look for ever! It is very fashionable and cool.

Alright guys please try to keep it down in here as I am busy trying to convince a bunch of druids not to cast a xenophobic ritual in Baldur's Gate 3!

LEEEERRRRROOOYYY JENNNNNKIIIINNNSS !!!!

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Oh that's who the new Collingwood player looks like. Joe Daniher with a blond mullet wig.

 

[Dinsdale]

Who's the pimply 13yo for the wobbles?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Do steroids cause massive facial acne?
That kid has a face like the dark side of the moon.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Did someone goo on Maynard's face? It's very shiny

 

[Dinsdale]

Was that Archie? Good work