Training Pre Season ‘25

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fmd the media are like vultures 🖕🏻

wtf kind of questions are those
Just your run of the mill CFL media questions.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to be an CFL accredited media cretin. A perfect mix of ignorance and arrogance with a complete lack of knowledge about the sport and even less as to what the fans expect.

They're complete f**kwits. Pure and simple. I think Alan Partridge summed it up perfectly when he said:
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Just your run of the mill AFL media questions.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to be an AFL accredited media cretin. A perfect mix of ignorance and arrogance with a complete lack of knowledge about the sport and even less as to what the fans expect.

They're complete f**kwits. Pure and simple. I think Alan Partridge summed it up perfectly when he said:
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nail on the head. again
 
Seth Campbell in Cardinia



Jasper comes agpcross as a good wholesome kid …very respectful…seems to be stoked to be living out his dreams at the club he loves….you know he will leave no stone unturned.

Seth….cant wait to get a Weber so I can learn how to cook ……steak….steak steak…

RFC needs a Tasman Butchers sponsorship


Dion reckons Seth looks like this…and I agree

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From the Carlton board:

Jagga is the biggest talent that has ever walked through our doors. Hear me out with this one but one player that he reminds me of is Dustin Martin. The difference is that Jagga has superior evasive skills, is quicker and will average 7 touches more than Martin throughout his career. Furthermore, Dustin, while known for his big moments, wasn't always the best user and often sprayed it regularly whereas Jagga is the cleanest player I have ever seen enter the AFL system. I have never seen composure like it. When Jagga puts on 15kgs of muscle he will have the only thing that Dusty has him covered in - sheer size, strength and power. Get excited Carlton fans and don't say I didn't tell you so when this bloke eclipses Martin. Get down to a training session and witness this freak of nature in real life. I got the moooooooves like Jagga!
 
A comment on todays training “PRE”

Match play today, little clip on Instagram when they showed Hugo shows someone going off injured. Looked like Alger.
 
From the Carlton board:

Jagga is the biggest talent that has ever walked through our doors. Hear me out with this one but one player that he reminds me of is Dustin Martin. The difference is that Jagga has superior evasive skills, is quicker and will average 7 touches more than Martin throughout his career. Furthermore, Dustin, while known for his big moments, wasn't always the best user and often sprayed it regularly whereas Jagga is the cleanest player I have ever seen enter the AFL system. I have never seen composure like it. When Jagga puts on 15kgs of muscle he will have the only thing that Dusty has him covered in - sheer size, strength and power. Get excited Carlton fans and don't say I didn't tell you so when this bloke eclipses Martin. Get down to a training session and witness this freak of nature in real life. I got the moooooooves like Jagga!
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From the Carlton board:

Jagga is the biggest talent that has ever walked through our doors. Hear me out with this one but one player that he reminds me of is Dustin Martin. The difference is that Jagga has superior evasive skills, is quicker and will average 7 touches more than Martin throughout his career. Furthermore, Dustin, while known for his big moments, wasn't always the best user and often sprayed it regularly whereas Jagga is the cleanest player I have ever seen enter the AFL system. I have never seen composure like it. When Jagga puts on 15kgs of muscle he will have the only thing that Dusty has him covered in - sheer size, strength and power. Get excited Carlton fans and don't say I didn't tell you so when this bloke eclipses Martin. Get down to a training session and witness this freak of nature in real life. I got the moooooooves like Jagga!
This belongs on the oppo delusion thread.

Takes me back to 2010 when Melbourne fans assured us Scully would overtake 'manchild' Dusty once he 'filled out'.

Jagga won't put on 15kg until after he retires.

Sounds like this fwit hasn't seen Dusty or Jagga play if he thinks Jagga is anywhere near as good a user as Dusty. Jagga can't hit a target more than 35 metres away and misses 3m handballs by a metre.
 
From the Carlton board:

Jagga is the biggest talent that has ever walked through our doors. Hear me out with this one but one player that he reminds me of is Dustin Martin. The difference is that Jagga has superior evasive skills, is quicker and will average 7 touches more than Martin throughout his career. Furthermore, Dustin, while known for his big moments, wasn't always the best user and often sprayed it regularly whereas Jagga is the cleanest player I have ever seen enter the AFL system. I have never seen composure like it. When Jagga puts on 15kgs of muscle he will have the only thing that Dusty has him covered in - sheer size, strength and power. Get excited Carlton fans and don't say I didn't tell you so when this bloke eclipses Martin. Get down to a training session and witness this freak of nature in real life. I got the moooooooves like Jagga!
Gotta be a piss take
 
From the Carlton board:

Jagga is the biggest talent that has ever walked through our doors. Hear me out with this one but one player that he reminds me of is Dustin Martin. The difference is that Jagga has superior evasive skills, is quicker and will average 7 touches more than Martin throughout his career. Furthermore, Dustin, while known for his big moments, wasn't always the best user and often sprayed it regularly whereas Jagga is the cleanest player I have ever seen enter the AFL system. I have never seen composure like it. When Jagga puts on 15kgs of muscle he will have the only thing that Dusty has him covered in - sheer size, strength and power. Get excited Carlton fans and don't say I didn't tell you so when this bloke eclipses Martin. Get down to a training session and witness this freak of nature in real life. I got the moooooooves like Jagga!
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From the Carlton board:

Jagga is the biggest talent that has ever walked through our doors. Hear me out with this one but one player that he reminds me of is Dustin Martin. The difference is that Jagga has superior evasive skills, is quicker and will average 7 touches more than Martin throughout his career. Furthermore, Dustin, while known for his big moments, wasn't always the best user and often sprayed it regularly whereas Jagga is the cleanest player I have ever seen enter the AFL system. I have never seen composure like it. When Jagga puts on 15kgs of muscle he will have the only thing that Dusty has him covered in - sheer size, strength and power. Get excited Carlton fans and don't say I didn't tell you so when this bloke eclipses Martin. Get down to a training session and witness this freak of nature in real life. I got the moooooooves like Jagga!
No pressure Jagga
 
From the Carlton board:

Jagga is the biggest talent that has ever walked through our doors. Hear me out with this one but one player that he reminds me of is Dustin Martin. The difference is that Jagga has superior evasive skills, is quicker and will average 7 touches more than Martin throughout his career. Furthermore, Dustin, while known for his big moments, wasn't always the best user and often sprayed it regularly whereas Jagga is the cleanest player I have ever seen enter the AFL system. I have never seen composure like it. When Jagga puts on 15kgs of muscle he will have the only thing that Dusty has him covered in - sheer size, strength and power. Get excited Carlton fans and don't say I didn't tell you so when this bloke eclipses Martin. Get down to a training session and witness this freak of nature in real life. I got the moooooooves like Jagga!

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Pleased if like Dust, Jagga sees through the social and AFL reporter bull, gives buggerall interviews and snubs that roaming Crap that Ch7 insist on.

Any other comparison to Dust, needs Carltoon to grannie up. Not seeing that in 25 as turmoil at the top = season shocker.

Carltoon needing a CEO with less embarrassing member
 

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