From the Carlton board:
Jagga is the biggest talent that has ever walked through our doors. Hear me out with this one but one player that he reminds me of is Dustin Martin. The difference is that Jagga has superior evasive skills, is quicker and will average 7 touches more than Martin throughout his career. Furthermore, Dustin, while known for his big moments, wasn't always the best user and often sprayed it regularly whereas Jagga is the cleanest player I have ever seen enter the AFL system. I have never seen composure like it. When Jagga puts on 15kgs of muscle he will have the only thing that Dusty has him covered in - sheer size, strength and power. Get excited Carlton fans and don't say I didn't tell you so when this bloke eclipses Martin. Get down to a training session and witness this freak of nature in real life. I got the moooooooves like Jagga!
Gotta be a troll account, which one of you pricks is it?