Preview Pre-Season 2015 - Training, Pics etc

[MrsEddieBetts]

What's a good excuse to leave work 2 hours early on a Friday?


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You have to go to the airport? You have a specialist appointment?

 

[huddler]

Harker, even your boring updates are great. Thanks mate.

 

[passmark]

What's a good excuse to leave work 2 hours early on a Friday?


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"Personal matter" said with sufficient serious that they let you go but not so much that they ask whats wrong.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Period pain always works. Unless you're a man, I guess.

 

[ctacp]

What's a good excuse to leave work 2 hours early on a Friday?


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mention you've got a sore guts when you arrive, make several rushed trips to the loo later in the day then start wetting your face so when you come out you look like your sweating bullets. no one wants to a) clean up after someone who's chundered or had a trowser explosion, or b) be next to someone who might give them the same disease for the weekend.

i know i know, too much time on my hands...

 

[AceAndy]

Period pain always works. Unless you're a man, I guess.

You guess right

 

[Moe B]

You have to go to the airport? You have a specialist appointment?

Dog set off your house alarm, works every time!

 

[Moe B]

Actually I got a good 1... Just go up 2 your boss and say mate, I CBF!! Just not sure you'd be able to go back to work on Monday..

 

[Sin City]

Actually I got a good 1... Just go up 2 your boss and say mate, I CBF!! Just not sure you'd be able to go back to work on Monday..

Getting Monday off as well is a huge bonus, right?

 

[Moe B]

Getting Monday off as well is a huge bonus, right?

I reckon I've hit the jackpot... Leave early friday, no work monday, hitting up seek.com tuesday!

 

[PP34]

Is the intraclub this week or the next?

 

[TGR]

What's a good excuse to leave work 2 hours early on a Friday?


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[SBYM]

What's a good excuse to leave work 2 hours early on a Friday?


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Diarrhoea..as soon as you say it, people stop listening. It's a scientific fact.

EDIT; ha! I see ctacp beat me to it...it's a goodun.

 

[Moe B]

Diarrhoea..as soon as you say it, people stop listening. It's a scientific fact.

EDIT; ha! I see ctacp beat me to it...it's a goodun.

Really? My boss ain't gonna be happy with you intra-club match day, which is on which day?

 

[Funk]

I'm going to try to get to the intraclub next Friday, I've got the day off as day 5 of wisdom tooth extraction recovery.

You'll see way more at a practice game than at a training session that is basically designed to keep us fans quiet, while the real game plan and skills are tested behind closed doors (and fair enough too!)

Ouch Mebby.

They hurt - good luck.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Ouch Mebby.

They hurt - good luck.

So I've heard! Thanks Funk.

 

[ShanDog]

1. Ensure you are alone with boss.
2. Tell them you are sorry, but you have to leave.
3. When they ask why, look around to make sure nobody is listening, step in a little closer, drop your voice and say "My people need me."
4. Fly out the window.

 

[ShanDog]

Period pain always works. Unless you're a man, I guess.

Still works ok if you work with females....

 

[thylacine60]

1. Ensure you are alone with boss.
2. Tell them you are sorry, but you have to leave.
3. When they ask why, look around to make sure nobody is listening, step in a little closer, drop your voice and say "My people need me."
4. Fly out the window.

Gold. You imbecile.

 

[thylacine60]

Still works ok if you work with females....

Is she talking about the period between now and April 2? Might work....

 

[SBYM]

Really? My boss ain't gonna be happy with you intra-club match day, which is on which day?

Fridee arvo, 20th Feb, 4pm start...

 

[AlecDuncan]

What's a good excuse to leave work 2 hours early on a Friday?

I always find "The office building burnt down" pretty reliable.

 

[AlecDuncan]

Diarrhoea..as soon as you say it, people stop listening. It's a scientific fact.

If you're going Diarrhoea, you may as well make it Explosive Diarrhoea.

 

[thylacine60]

Yep. Like Projectile Vomiting, half measures are pointless.

 

[Bluella]

A kid at my school used to do that but said pancreas instead. He had no idea where the pancreas was though, so what he held ranged from his head to his elbow to his arse, depending on how funny he was trying to be.