Game Day QUALIFYING FINAL V COLLINGWOOD, 7:20PM @ MCG

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Time to hit the sauce.

Quietly confident tonight. Such a different feeling compared to this time last year when I knew deep down the Swans were going to get us on the night.

It is a different feeling.

Just think whoever kicks 12.10 instead of 10.12 … or thereabouts, wins it.

Cannot overstate the importance of accurate conversions and turning a few half chances into gold.

With each miss the pressure mounts. Blokes get the yips. It’s infectious.
 
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There's usually people there the night before with their deckchairs. Aiming to be there by 3pm - if anybody wants me to save them a spot!
Let us know what kind of cheeses you have on your board so we can identify you in the crowd. Much easier to sniff out a nice Pule or Rogue River Blue than differentiate between the thousands of white males in a collar and dees scarf
 
It'd be handy to get off to a nice start for a change. Feel like our first 10 minutes have been pretty poor for a while now:
  • Sydney kicked two of first three
  • Hawthorn kicked first two
  • Carlton kicked first (and really, smashed us in the first and should've been further in front)
  • North kicked six of first seven
  • Richmond kicked first three
Arbitrary, maybe, but Collingwood are the type of team that could pile it on if we don't come to play from the first bounce.
 
I'd like to thank all the choices I've made over the course of my life that have led to me not lining up across from Jack Viney at the opening bounce tonight.

Psycho bastard could genuinely split someone in half
Found myself next to a genuine psycopath #ATG a few years ago. Soon as Viney ran onto the field he leaned over the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs: “F&$KING KILL SOMEONE VINEY!!! F&@KING KILL SOMEONE!!!!” and didn’t stop for a good two minutes, he was still going when I moved seats 😂. Musta been playing gold coast and wanted the whole bay to himself.

I’d like to think he’s strapped up somewhere secure still trying in earnest to rev up our vice captain :)
 
Found myself next to a genuine psycopath #ATG a few years ago. Soon as Viney ran onto the field he leaned over the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs: “F&$KING KILL SOMEONE VINEY!!! F&@KING KILL SOMEONE!!!!” and didn’t stop for a good two minutes, he was still going when I moved seats 😂. Musta been playing gold coast and wanted the whole bay to himself.

I’d like to think he’s strapped up somewhere secure still trying in earnest to rev up our vice captain :)

No need for alarm that was just Choco Williams.
 
Found myself next to a genuine psycopath #ATG a few years ago. Soon as Viney ran onto the field he leaned over the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs: “F&$KING KILL SOMEONE VINEY!!! F&@KING KILL SOMEONE!!!!” and didn’t stop for a good two minutes, he was still going when I moved seats 😂. Musta been playing gold coast and wanted the whole bay to himself.

I’d like to think he’s strapped up somewhere secure still trying in earnest to rev up our vice captain :)
Sounds like the exact sort of outburst one would expect from my dear friend, Headless 🤗
 
Sounds like the exact sort of outburst one would expect from my dear friend, Headless 🤗
I can't deny that I would prefer a whole bay to myself.

I'm holding out hope that there'll only be 15k there tonight.
 
It'd be handy to get off to a nice start for a change. Feel like our first 10 minutes have been pretty poor for a while now:
  • Sydney kicked two of first three
  • Hawthorn kicked first two
  • Carlton kicked first (and really, smashed us in the first and should've been further in front)
  • North kicked six of first seven
  • Richmond kicked first three
Arbitrary, maybe, but Collingwood are the type of team that could pile it on if we don't come to play from the first bounce.
Our starts have been pus.
 

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