Think Tank Questions you need answered

[ChappyUK]

Was thinking about this earlier tonight OP.......if humans evolved from monkeys, then why do we still gave monkeys?

Look at it this way. Why does the Bay have oogac but also has Jade'''s and Tazhawk.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Look at it this way. Why does the Bay have oogac but also has Jade'''s and Tazhawk.

Good point.......one more question:
How do I make our cat love me?

 

[ChappyUK]

Good point.......one more question:
How do I make our cat love me?

Give it a bath. Cat's love baths.

 

[Hinkley Power]

Don't let me stand in the way of your retirement Pimply Towers.

It's too late mate. Haven't posted anything at all since yesterday mate.

Ask Panzy

 

[royals1922]

Good point.......one more question:
How do I make our cat love me?

Cats like food, more food and sleep. You are a mere interruption in its life.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Good point.......one more question:
How do I make our cat love me?

Do you feed the cat yourself? If not that's probably half your problem. What does it do to give the impression it doesn't like you?

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Do you feed the cat yourself? If not that's probably half your problem. What does it do to give the impression it doesn't like you?

That's the thing, he doesn't do anything...........he just ignores me.
Maybe I'm just being needy

 

[royals1922]

That's the thing, he doesn't do anything...........he just ignores me.
Maybe I'm just being needy

Train it classically, buy some cheap fresh fish and give it to the beast yourself. After a while it will like you because you remind them of fish.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Train it classically, buy some cheap fresh fish and give it to the beast yourself. After a while it will like you because you remind them of fish.

That explains why he's always under wife's feet

 

[JeddaB]

That's the thing, he doesn't do anything...........he just ignores me.
Maybe I'm just being needy

Cats love a challenge. Ignore it or keep pushing it away. They hate not being #1. Exactly like their female owners.

The less attention you give it, the more it will want.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Cats love a challenge. Ignore it or keep pushing it away. They hate not being #1. Exactly like their female owners.

The less attention you give it, the more it will want.

I've tried this approach with the wife JB.......she's never been happier

 

[Shawt]

Was thinking about this earlier tonight OP.......if humans evolved from monkeys, then why do we still have monkeys?

There is good, better and best in monkey terms

Basically, we were the best monkeys. Suck on that chimpanzees

 

[Jazny]

Why is there something instead of nothing?

 

[Shawt]

Why is there something instead of nothing?

It's percerption

We perceive that which might be nothing to be something, which therefore makes nothing something

 

[Jazny]

It's percerption

We perceive that which might be nothing to be something, which therefore makes nothing something

But we don't though. There should be nothing at all, but instead there is something. We think therefore something exists. What are we? What is going on around here??

 

[royals1922]

There is good, better and best in monkey terms

Basically, we were the best monkeys. Suck on that chimpanzees

Charlton heston likes this.

 

[royals1922]

Why is there something instead of nothing?

It's so people can compare. Like looking at the st Kilda and Fremantle trophy cabinet.

 

[Shawt]

But we don't though. There should be nothing at all, but instead there is something. We think therefore something exists. What are we? What is going on around here??

If Neverending Story taught me anything, it's that love is something, and it always beats the nothing

We love, so there cannot be nothing

 

[royals1922]

If Neverending Story taught me anything, it's that love is something, and it always beats the nothing

We love, so there cannot be nothing

FFS quoting neverending story. If clockwork orange taught me anything it is that nihilism reigns.

 

[Shawt]

FFS quoting neverending story. If clockwork orange taught me anything it is that nihilism reigns.

Wrong message. I learned that if you pander to power, they will spoon feed you a roast dinner

 

[royals1922]

Wrong message. I learned that if you pander to power, they will spoon feed you a roast dinner

You have now put that song never ending story by from memory limahl in my head and it will be there all day. Thanks for that.

 

[Jazny]

This is freaking me out. If I have to exist, why am I conscious? Couldn't I just be like a computer program intelligently responding to stimulus in an unconscious manner? How did my consciousness arise from the interaction of lifeless particles that are merely obeying the fundamental laws of the universe?? How did that happen??

 

[Shawt]

This is freaking me out. If I have to exist, why am I conscious? Couldn't I just be like a computer program intelligently responding to stimulus in an unconscious manner? How did my consciousness arise from the interaction of lifeless particles that are merely obeying the fundamental laws of the universe?? How did that happen??

You don't get to choose "why", so all the worrying in the world won't make or unmake it so

That leaves you with two choices. Choose to be, or decide that being is too hard to fathom. Worrying your whole life about why we are eats up time you should spend enjoying they privilege of our condition

 

[Starburns_]

This is freaking me out. If I have to exist, why am I conscious? Couldn't I just be like a computer program intelligently responding to stimulus in an unconscious manner? How did my consciousness arise from the interaction of lifeless particles that are merely obeying the fundamental laws of the universe?? How did that happen??

Yes you could. The Matrix is real. I am 'the one'.

 

[Shawt]

Yes you could. The Matrix is real. I am 'the one'.

At BEST you're on the crew to find the one

At best