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"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands." -Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov
 
“Look beneath the surface; let not the several quality of a thing nor its worth escape thee.”
Marcus Aurelius

“Moreover, I have heard that those who are fond of praising men to their faces are also fond of damning them behind their backs.”
Zhuangzi

People, like sheep, tend to follow a leader - occasionally in the right direction.
Alexander Chase
 
Minds are like parachutes, They only function when open.

There are successful scholars, public-spirited scholars, upright scholars, cautious scholars, and those who are merely petty men.
Xun Zi

It is not true that suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering for the most part, makes men petty and vindictive.
W. Somerset Maugham
 

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Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital punishment because children are innocent and need the guidance of an adult society.

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

You are always hoping that movie audiences are interested in characters and interested in story values rather than just mindless special effects. But you never know.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood
 
Success comes to those who dedicate everything to their passion in life. To be successful, it is also very important to be humble and never let fame or money travel to your head.
A. R. Rahman

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
John Quincy Adams
 
“If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves.” - WINSTON CHURCHILL, The Second World War, Volume I: The Gathering Storm

 
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.""That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
 

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To combat some of the silly season comments -

Madness is like gravity. All you need is a little push.

If you are going to keep calling the cops every time you see me in your bushes, I don't think this relationship will work out.

I have a few skeletons in my closet. And they all deserved it.

Most people's guardian angels help talk them down off a ledge. Mine gives me liquor and chocolate.
 
Shai said:
Just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.
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You should be red carded for the poor joke.
 

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