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The_torpedo said:
I'm bored as batshit. I'm nostalgic for my school days again for whatever reason.

What was the biggest incident at your school?
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Year 7, a group of kids from another school stormed the grounds looking for a kid who had apparently said something about one of their girlfriends. Ended up in a brawl between those kids and the teachers.

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When a teacher stabbed himself in the senior toilets.
 
The_torpedo said:
I'm bored as batshit. I'm nostalgic for my school days again for whatever reason.

What was the biggest incident at your school?
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A guy in my class got caught receiving a BJ from a girl in my class on the bus.

The girl recently got caught for drug possession and evading arrest and was in jail for a stint. Funny how the world works.
 
My school has a fight a minute so nothing major, my sister reckons a girl got expelled from my school 3 times and is allowed back in because nobody will take her and it's her local school. When she was kicked out the first time she tried to burn her new school down with a lighter. Didn't work.
 
Andonis1997 said:
A kid brought a samurai sword the year before I was about to attend my school.
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One of my sister's friends dads was a WWII veteran (yeah he was ****en old) and had a sword from a Japanese soldier. They were covering WWII in SOSE and she brought it in for a sort of show and tell, and the teacher ended up using it as a whiteboard pointer.
 
MKMatty said:
A guy in my class got caught receiving a BJ from a girl in my class on the bus.

The girl recently got caught for drug possession and evading arrest and was in jail for a stint. Funny how the world works.
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Going to a school on the corner of a major (and notorious) highway, there were a couple of bus crashes as well. Particularly when the bus would come down the hill and slip off in the wet and into the bush. Happened a handful of times.
 

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1. Yr12 muck up day at the other campus, one of the guys on campus jizzed into a watergun.....and I don't need to explain the rest.

2. In Yr9 camp, actually TheFreshBanana was at this camp, someone pleasured themselves on someone elses bed. Note this happened like Wk2 into a 8 week camp.

3. When I went on this camp, one of the girls from the other campus was known for giving good blowies.

4. Yr12 muck up day, some kids that used to go to the school came in and tried to egg the place, they got chased down by the school security guard.

5. In Yr10, I think, two kids snorted panadol, and posted it on Facebook. One of the teacher found it and they were suspended. One of these kids went to the US to play college basketball and now plays for Melbourne United.

Another school I went to:
1. I went to a P-8 school for my Yr7-Yr8, so we had an after school program there. So in Yr7, a group of us decided to break in to this after school place during breaks. We took sports equipment, iceypoles, made toast. Basically, we'd crack a window open, and then someone would jump through and open the door for the rest of us.

2. In year 8, one of the girls deliberately cut her skirt shorter. Then dated about half the guys in the year level.
 
akkaps said:
1. Yr12 muck up day at the other campus, one of the guys on campus jizzed into a watergun.....and I don't need to explain the rest.

2. In Yr9 camp, actually TheFreshBanana was at this camp, someone pleasured themselves on someone elses bed. Note this happened like Wk2 into a 8 week camp.

3. When I went on this camp, one of the girls from the other campus was known for giving good blowies.

4. Yr12 muck up day, some kids that used to go to the school came in and tried to egg the place, they got chased down by the school security guard.

5. In Yr10, I think, two kids snorted panadol, and posted it on Facebook. One of the teacher found it and they were suspended. One of these kids went to the US to play college basketball and now plays for Melbourne United.

Another school I went to:
1. I went to a P-8 school for my Yr7-Yr8, so we had an after school program there. So in Yr7, a group of us decided to break in to this after school place during breaks. We took sports equipment, iceypoles, made toast. Basically, we'd crack a window open, and then someone would jump through and open the door for the rest of us.

2. In year 8, one of the girls deliberately cut her skirt shorter. Then dated about half the guys in the year level.
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Damn akkaps you went to some weird and wild schools
 
Some kids having a smoke in the scrub behind the school managed to set it on fire. Very dry scrub too, so it got bloody big in no time. The ****ers were lucky to get out unscathed. Unfortunately, the school survived, but the basketball courts that were previously green turned black.

This was before my time, but a teacher rooted a year 12 student at a party. Every campaigner knew about it soon after but she kept her job.
 
Akkaps just reminded me, in a muck up day, they put detergent on the lino floors and a teacher broke her arm. The girl who did it got expelled and there were no muck up days for the rest of the time I was there..

Jack Stevens said:
One of my sister's friends dads was a WWII veteran (yeah he was ****en old) and had a sword from a Japanese soldier. They were covering WWII in SOSE and she brought it in for a sort of show and tell, and the teacher ended up using it as a whiteboard pointer.
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I wish the guy at my school had a better story than this^.
My guy just wanted revenge against a teacher.
 
Jack Stevens said:
One of my sister's friends dads was a WWII veteran (yeah he was ****en old) and had a sword from a Japanese soldier. They were covering WWII in SOSE and she brought it in for a sort of show and tell, and the teacher ended up using it as a whiteboard pointer.
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lol

here's a video of me with my sword
 
When my home group/maths teacher took long service leave we got this hopeless teacher who had never taught at my school before. When she came to the school for the first time she gave us a PowerPoint and our classes were named after colours and mine was Indigo so she gave us a PowerPoint about the colour indigo, and about raw indigo and how it was used as dye in jeans or something. Anywho she was pretty hopeless so when she was traumatised she spoke to the year level leaders and forgot to bring in a sub so we just started going crazy like for example I was fake auctioning a table top that a kid broke and we were getting very loud considering the year level leaders office was about 10 metres from my classroom. She asked the class captain if the sub came and he said “uh, yeah!” But one day she was trying to clean the whiteboard and she sprayed so much of the cleaning stuff on it that everyone was complaining and she went to the year level leaders office again, and she went to the year level leaders office about once every two classes but when she did that half the class stayed near the door and the other half went down the hallway and I decided that I would put my ability to vomit whenever I want to to good use. So I spewed in the bin and she came out of the office and decided that we would move to another room but I had vomited and everyone decided to show her. She was a bit annoyed that kids were faking injuries to get out of class so she snapped and said to me “If you go to the sick bay you will get a detention if you decide to come back.” Since this was in maths I was like ok. I went to the sick bay and told them what she said so they let me kick back in the sick bay. A couple if my friends pretended to have headaches and they got their grandparents to pick them up. Mine were not in the greatest condition and my mum was at work and I said “Mums at work, I don’t feel sick so it would be a waste of time for me to go home and I can’t go back to class or I’ll get a detention” and yeah they let me stay. So yeah I learnt a good lesson, if you can vomit, use it to get out of class.
 
The following may reveal which school I went to, but anyway:

Kid was stabbed in toilets by fellow student and eventually died from his injuries (this was about a month into my first year there)

All the grade 12 kids a couple of years later after the above incident got sent home on muck up day. (that entire day was the most ridiculous muck up day at school ever)

About 20 people protested the school acquiring the old pub across the road (which was crap, the business was failing and sold it to the school)

6 or 7 grade 11 kids when I was in grade 12 were busted heading down to the park where we play all our sports to smoke weed on the orientation evening
 
Fizzler said:
Perhaps an international camp? But even then 8 weeks is basically forever.
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Yeah in high school that was the length of term 4

In grade 10 and 11, it was 7 weeks (week 8 was exam block)

For grade 12 it was 5 weeks of lessons, exit on Friday week 5, farewell assembly monday week 6, exam block from tuesday-wednesday and graduation on Thursday night and that's it for our school lives.
 
Some private schools send kids on a camp for a term. With the school I was at, in Yr9, we’d go into a small country town (where we have a residential campus) for a term of our choice.

We live in house of 8 people, cook, clean, shop for ourselves, we also have classes and heaps of community service.

So basically it was a term of doing shit all.
 

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