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[fancyscum]

Poor fancyscum I used to be like that on my old team. Sad times. I played my 50th game but because it was in the finals they wanted the best lineup so I only played 2 quarters. I left shortly after, the pricks struggle to get a win without me now. Always asking for me to play up because they’re short on numbers. They’re off their chops if they think I’ll play up every week.

Junior sports clubs can be real shitty places. It was a similar story for me with with cricket too unfortunately but the guy running the club there was pretty open and told my dad that I was last in the queue for selection because I didn't attend a private high school, funny how that was just after he had finished up his stint helping out the club by coaching the juniors...

Those junior teams with the other kids from primary school were also where I got the nickname 'scum' from co-incidentally.

 

[Grandsun]

I played backline at the start of my career and now play the ruck.

 

[The_torpedo]

I played backline at the start of my career and now play the ruck.

CHB for you

B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (vc)
C: TheLoungeLizard
HF: crow28 Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (c) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach:

Wider squad:

 

[fancyscum]

CHB for you

B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (vc)
C: TheLoungeLizard
HF: crow28 Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (c) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach:

Wider squad:

Very interesting leadership group!

 

[Cody_]

Cody_ you're at FF and spanna you're on the HFF
B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB:
C: TheLoungeLizard
HF: crow28 Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (c) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach:

Wider squad:

I still play so i'm probably the fittest, so I can even switch into midfield if needed..

 

[The_torpedo]

Junior sports clubs can be real shitty places. It was a similar story for me with with cricket too unfortunately but the guy running the club there was pretty open and told my dad that I was last in the queue for selection because I didn't attend a private high school, funny how that was just after he had finished up his stint helping out the club by coaching the juniors...

Those junior teams with the other kids from primary school were also where I got the nickname 'scum' from co-incidentally.

For me it was school which was bad for giving kids time when I played rugby (unfortunately I never played footy as a kid.....the furthest I got was Auskick & a footy clinic in grade 4/5)

 

[The_torpedo]

Very interesting leadership group!

Freight Train selected because GOAT designer

Grandsun selected because funniest poster (but seriously Grandsun you're a good designer)

 

[Craegus]

Played many sports, never Aussie Rules. But have also coached/managed and am pretty good with a clipboard and whistle.

 

[The_torpedo]

Anyway this would be the FJGD home kit.

Team nickname - the Ochres:

 

[The_torpedo]

Played many sports, never Aussie Rules. But have also coached/managed and am pretty good with a clipboard and whistle.

We have ourselves a HC!

B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (vc)
C: TheLoungeLizard
HF: crow28 Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (c) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach: craegus

Wider squad:

 

[Grandsun]

We have ourselves a HC!

B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (vc)
C: TheLoungeLizard
HF: crow28 Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (c) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach: craegus

Wider squad:

i actually coach under 10s so maybe a could be a playing development coach?

 

[akkaps]

B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (vc)
C: TheLoungeLizard akkaps
HF: crow28 Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (c) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach: craegus

Wider squad:

 

[akkaps]

I would honestly have Gibbsy and crow28 as c and vc

 

[Craegus]

We have ourselves a HC!

B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (vc)
C: TheLoungeLizard
HF: crow28 Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (c) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach: craegus

Wider squad:

As the newly appointed coach I am choosing to sack the captain and vice captain and implement a multi-player leadership group (looking at maybe around 20 players). That is how it is done nowadays isn't it?

 

[The_torpedo]

i actually coach under 10s so maybe a could be a playing development coach?

As the newly appointed coach I am choosing to sack the captain and vice captain and implement a multi-player leadership group (looking at maybe around 20 players). That is how it is done nowadays isn't it?

I would honestly have Gibbsy and crow28 as c and vc

Changed.
Freight Train Grandsun demoted to deputy vice captains


B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (dvc)
C: TheLoungeLizard akkaps
HF: crow28 (vc) Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (dvc) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach: craegus Grandsun (player-coach)

Wider squad:

Gibbsy where did you play?

akkaps centreman/woman or wing?

 

[Bacon Warrior]

I tended to end up at centre half forward, crashing packs and (very) occasionally kicking a bag.

 

[The_torpedo]

I tended to end up at centre half forward, crashing packs and (very) occasionally kicking a bag.

B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (dvc)
C: TheLoungeLizard akkaps
HF: crow28 (vc) Bacon Warrior Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (dvc) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach: craegus Grandsun (player-coach)

Wider squad:

 

[akkaps]

Changed.
Freight Train Grandsun demoted to deputy vice captains


B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (dvc)
C: TheLoungeLizard akkaps
HF: crow28 (vc) Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (dvc) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach: craegus Grandsun (player-coach)

Wider squad:

Gibbsy where did you play?

akkaps centreman/woman or wing?

Wing person.

 

[akkaps]

johnfrombrazil should be the sub. Because he’s only here for a few months per year.

 

[The_torpedo]

johnfrombrazil should be the sub. Because he’s only here for a few months per year.

B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (dvc)
C: TheLoungeLizard akkaps
HF: crow28 (vc) Bacon Warrior Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (dvc) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach: craegus Grandsun (player-coach)

Wider squad: johnfrombrazil

 

[akkaps]

B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (dvc)
C: TheLoungeLizard akkaps
HF: crow28 (vc) Bacon Warrior Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (dvc) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Coach: craegus Grandsun (player-coach)

Wider squad: johnfrombrazil

Sorry. I meant interchange sub. Hahahahah.

 

[Grandsun]

might be a stupid question but is john actually from brasil?

 

[The_torpedo]

Sorry. I meant interchange sub. Hahahahah.

I did consider that but ultimately due to unavailability I decided against it.

***UPDATE***: New positions: Emergencies & team selector

B: Fizzler fancyscum
HB: Grandsun (dvc)
C: TheLoungeLizard akkaps
HF: crow28 (vc) Bacon Warrior Spanna_
FF: Freight Train (dvc) Cody_
Foll: Andonis1997 (Ro)
Int:
Emg:
Coach: craegus Grandsun (player-coach)

Wider squad: johnfrombrazil

Team selector: The_torpedo

 

[Dylan8]

might be a stupid question but is john actually from brasil?

hard to say

 

[Freight Train]

As the newly appointed coach I am choosing to sack the captain and vice captain and implement a multi-player leadership group (looking at maybe around 20 players). That is how it is done nowadays isn't it?

god you’d be such a Ross Lyon.