Random Discussion Thread 5: It isn't surprise sex if Crimson already has the camera set up

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Re: Random Discussion Thread V: It isn't rape if Crimson yells Surprise.. or we're tanking.

happy_eagle said:
Was spotted a few years back




Does anyone know if that fat lad still runs our cheersquad
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I said Longmuir, not Stupidmuir...;)

BTW, yes, yes he does.
 
Re: Random Discussion Thread 5: It isn't surprise sex if Crimson yells .. or we're tanking.

Leave Britney alone :(:(
 

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Re: Random Discussion Thread 5: It isn't surprise sex if Crimson yells .. or we're tanking.

It's going to frost here tonight.

I've got the flu.

My beautiful Belgian governess won't SMB.






I'm just so ____ing happy right now!!!

:mad::mad::mad:
 
Re: Random Discussion Thread 5: It isn't surprise sex if Crimson yells .. or we're tanking.

bushie said:
Going better than the Hawthorn bandwagon!:thumbsu::)
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I thought it was all Carlton now, especially on Bay 13

On another topic, would it be fair to say that

Facebook > Myspace

I have myspace, but am getting bored with it, and considering converting
 

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Re: Random Discussion Thread 5: It isn't surprise sex if Crimson yells .. or we're tanking.

wce_all_da_way said:
It makes me feel ill. :eek:

Hmm Facebook just died on me, probably a good thing.
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Me too.

I was thinking Zach Beeck found out I was looking him up and pulled some strings to bring it down.
 
Re: Random Discussion Thread 5: It isn't surprise sex if Crimson yells .. or we're tanking.

FiveStrings said:
Me too.

I was thinking Zach Beeck found out I was looking him up and pulled some strings to bring it down.
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Matt Spangher for me, this thread inspired it. Was the most tempted I have ever been to even think of adding one of these players. But really I don't think I should. He is popular though, 677 friends. :eek:
 


For all you youngens!!


Men: The Rules

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c.After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.

3 Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and
eaten by his mates.

4 Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out
of jail within 12 hours.

5 If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
b.
6 Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden.
Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7 No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.

8 On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.

9 When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10 You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her
to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11 It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless
supermodel...and it's free.

12 Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
kick another bloke in the nuts.

13 Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14 Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15 If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16 Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.

17 A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain
sober enough to fight.

18 Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza,
but not both.

19 If you complement a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.

20 Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21 Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

22 Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost
imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23 Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on for longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.

24 The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have
carnal, drunken, wild monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty are no reasons not to nail her again before the discussion about
what a big mistake it was.

25 It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.

26 Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green,
orange or sky blue.


And lastly
.
27 The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"
with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a Playstation2. End
of story.
 
Ah, im off. pretty good day at school tomorow

period 1- Human Bio- should get my exam back
period 2- Maths- Teacher dosnt care that much, now that exams are over
period 3- Media- Planning for new production/film (reality tv show)
period 4- specialsed pe- Tenpin bowling. can wait
period 5- Accounting- Boring, but is basically free time on computers (and no i dont go on bigfooty)
period 6- watching edward scissor hands

Bloody easy being a school student i tells ya, bloody easy. Holidays soon aswell
 
happy_eagle said:
Ah, im off. pretty good day at school tomorow

period 1- Human Bio- should get my exam back
period 2- Maths- Teacher dosnt care that much, now that exams are over
period 3- Media- Planning for new production/film (reality tv show)
period 4- specialsed pe- Tenpin bowling. can wait
period 5- Accounting- Boring, but is basically free time on computers (and no i dont go on bigfooty)
period 6- watching edward scissor hands

Bloody easy being a school student i tells ya, bloody easy. Holidays soon aswell
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Disgrace.
 
Bushie you funny bugger you had me in tears and at the same time agreeing with ya!:D

There is only 1 that needs an edit is 11
Its ok to drink a fruity drink if you buy it and the misses/Target cant drink it or is going home then you drink it! no point wasteing piss even if it is a passion pop!:)
 
bushie said:
23 Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on for longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.
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Seems a lot of effort pressing all those numbers for a 3 second phone call.
 
Nice list bushie:)

Nice thread title change Darth:thumbsu:

and because it's random

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