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- Nov 14, 2012
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Funny you mention Nifty Nev. I sat with him one night at Arden St watching Evan Hewitt strut his stuff. Nifty looked at me while he was munching on a sneaky samosa & said, "I wish we had 21 Evan Hewitt's." I nearly choked on my Calipo and to avoid giving him a spinning kick to the head, I decided to take a nature break amongst the bracken. That's when things turned pear-shaped. This woman approaches me & taps me on the shoulder casting dispersions on my character suggesting I was "getting my jollies". She scared the bejesus out of me & as I've turned around, I've inadvertently lightly splashed her new Adidas street lights. It was only a few drops. I remember it was during the 2000 Sydney Olympics and the Fearsome Foursome were about to row for gold. So in an attempt to diffuse the situation quickly, I performed the Haka to her, but I didn't realise I hadn't zipped up. Her husband took umbrage to my actions but once I explained to him that 30 years ago you could you know what. Problem solved. He soon got it.Yep. And pretty sure Nifty Nev wanted Selwood but was overruled.
I remember the club wanted to revoke my membership, but I had Trevor Marmalade accompany me as a character reference and he explained to them how I'd been conned into buying 2 Silver Pagans Patrons Memberships instead of just the one Gold Membership, causing undue duress. All sorted.
And to this day, I've never been in contact with the woman involved, and I hope it stays that way forever and a day.