Banter RDT 170 - The Joyce McKinney Experience

[Truckosaurus]

Fruit and desserts shouldn't mix. They should have their own schools and separate seating areas on the bus.

Geez, who shat in your custard?

 

[Dazzler9]

Fruit and dessert are perfectly fine.

Coffee and chocolate. A match made in heaven.

Beer and chocolate. They don't mix. This is a lesson I re-learn every single Easter.

 

[Bender_]

The F-word (fruit) is for increased fibre intake only and is administered as a punishment for shop-lifting in some countries.

Tiramsu, peanut butter cheesecake, Nutella gelato - these are the desserts of kings, you peasants.

 

[Godfather32]

Fruit and dessert are perfectly fine.

Coffee and chocolate. A match made in heaven.

Beer and chocolate. They don't mix. This is a lesson I re-learn every single Easter.

Depends on the beer, I don't mind a good stout with some chocolate

 

[Godfather32]

Fruit and desserts shouldn't mix. They should have their own schools and separate seating areas on the bus.

Geez....there's been some shit calls already this year on here but this is definitely up there for the worst

 

[Bender_]

Everyone (but me, the tyrannosaurus of the RDT) in this thread has been brainwashed by their parents into thinking fruit is a treat - "oh here honey, enjoy this fruit salad with some delicious powdered custard!" Little did you know your parents were stifling giggles at you in the kitchen whilst shovelling chocolate ganache whilst you weren't looking.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Geez....there's been some shit calls already this year on here but this is definitely up there for the worst

Let's tie him up and force feed him strawberries and cream.

I don't want to hear about your sex life, mate etc. etc.

 

[Bender_]

I think I could really top this off by going full HB35 and declaring your tastes in desserts as being shit compared to mine like he did with sweaty grown men grabbing each other vs other people's interests.

 

[Bender_]

Depends on the beer, I don't mind a good stout with some chocolate

Indeed the right stout can mix nicely with a good dessert - fruitless of course.

 

[Dazzler9]

Strawberries dipped in chocolate ruins both.

 

[Bender_]

I will allow Sticky Date Pudding a seat at my table though, can't even joke about not liking that.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I will allow Sticky Date Pudding a seat at my table though, can't even joke about not liking that.

Where do you stand on desserts containing jam?

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Looking at a potential Melbourne trip in July to catch the Richmond or Hawks game at the G.

Do any of our Vic fans know of a cheapish but nice suburb a little out of the CBD that may be a good shout for an Air BnB? Trying to avoid staying in a CBD hotel as per usual, but don't want travelling in there to be too difficult. Would rather a nice place on my own if possible.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Looking at a potential Melbourne trip in July to catch the Richmond or Hawks game at the G.

Do any of our Vic fans know of a cheapish but nice suburb a little out of the CBD that may be a good shout for an Air BnB? Trying to avoid staying in a CBD hotel as per usual, but don't want travelling in there to be too difficult. Would rather a nice place on my own if possible.

I've heard good things about Frankston.

 

[Bender_]

Where do you stand on desserts containing jam?

Yeah don't mind a "jelly donut". To be honest I like pavlova some other desserts with fruit in it, was just talking trash for a bit of shits and giggles coz people generally react like most have done.

But legitimately do not do fruit pies, cobblers or baked goods of any sort. They sicken me.

 

[Dazzler9]

You know what doesn't go well together? Fruit on pizza.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Tomato is a fruit, that goes pretty well on pizza.

 

[Dazzler9]

Tomato is a fruit, that goes pretty well on pizza.

I knew someone would come up with that.

Tomato is a fruit in the same way that Sam Mitchell was awarded a Brownlow Medal when he played for the Eagles. Technically true, but yeah, come on.

 

[Godfather32]

Yeah don't mind a "jelly donut". To be honest I like pavlova some other desserts with fruit in it, was just talking trash for a bit of shits and giggles coz people generally react like most have done.

But legitimately do not do fruit pies, cobblers or baked goods of any sort. They sicken me.

What about crumbles? I love a crumble

 

[Truckosaurus]

I knew someone would come up with that.

Tomato is a fruit in the same way that Sam Mitchell was awarded a Brownlow Medal when he played for the Eagles. Technically true, but yeah, come on.

Olives, capsicum, chillies...

 

[Dazzler9]

Olives, capsicum, chillies...

Try chucking those in a dessert.

 

[Bender_]

What about crumbles? I love a crumble

No to crumbles too.

I eat fruit - and there's some I even love to eat; mangoes, berries and most stone fruit. But I mainly eat apples and that's purely a healthy lifestyle choice. If they're served up in a dessert I usually go without.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Try chucking those in a dessert.

Well there's chilli chocolate but as a spice wuss I can't be having with that.

 

[Truckosaurus]

No to crumbles too.

I eat fruit - and there's some I even love to eat; mangoes, berries and most stone fruit. But I mainly eat apples and that's purely a healthy lifestyle choice.

What sort of apples? I'm a Jazz fan myself but stupid Coles and Woolies hardly ever have them.

 

[Godfather32]

No to crumbles too.

I eat fruit - and there's some I even love to eat; mangoes, berries and most stone fruit. But I mainly eat apples and that's purely a healthy lifestyle choice. If they're served up in a dessert I usually go without.

I'm a big grape man myself