Banter RDT CLXXXII - Searching for stars in a thunderstorm

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43 mins waiting at the drinks I organised for my work mates to catch up post-walk pre-drive. Nobody has turned up. Won't see them for 3 months after this.

All I need is a birthday cake with a sad melted candle on it to complete the picture. I'm so sick of people. And being taken for granted.
Sorry mate, a lot of people suck :/
 
Answered the gf's phone last week while she was in the shower, it was a friend who lives in Chiang Rai, was her birthday so I wished her a HB and told her the prezy was in the mail and it was the same as last year's present (I didn't buy her a present last year), the gf's got out of the shower so I handed the phone to her.
I just got told she'd been to the post office and few times and also rung then asking if there was a parcel for her from Phuket 😂😂
The gf's got the sh!ts with me now😂

The gift that keeps on giving

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Did anyone else used to have a "pie night" at their junior club?
We used to have one every season, pies, soft drinks laid on at the club on a week night after training.
Don't know why I just remembered it but anyway 😂

Nope 😔 Only the half time oranges for us, and eventually I used to get a pie and coke when I went to watch the league side with the old man.

South Mandurah Falcons 🦅
 
Did anyone else used to have a "pie night" at their junior club?
We used to have one every season, pies, soft drinks laid on at the club on a week night after training.
Don't know why I just remembered it but anyway 😂
No, but my senior club had a pies, piss and pr0n night. That was pretty good.
 
So just to be clear, your footy club got a whole bunch of guys together in a room, ate some mrs macs, drank some coronas and then all watched pr0n together?

If you like that story, my friend's boyfriend moved to WA from Sydney. He told us a story about a game that they played at his rugby club where the captain would shit on a dinner plate and put it in the microwave, then a group of players would have to sit around it, crouched so they were at eye level with the soft turd, and the captain would whack it with a thong - and the "winner" would be the player who got the most shit splattered on him.

I wish I could say I was surprised but then again, it's rugby. 🤷‍♂️
 
Did anyone else used to have a "pie night" at their junior club?
We used to have one every season, pies, soft drinks laid on at the club on a week night after training.
Don't know why I just remembered it but anyway 😂
Yep, remember U12's one where a 21 yo Barry Cable was our special guest. Trained with us and joined us for pies and cokes afterwards.
 
If you like that story, my friend's boyfriend moved to WA from Sydney. He told us a story about a game that they played at his rugby club where the captain would s**t on a dinner plate and put it in the microwave, then a group of players would have to sit around it, crouched so they were at eye level with the soft turd, and the captain would whack it with a thong - and the "winner" would be the player who got the most s**t splattered on him.

I wish I could say I was surprised but then again, it's rugby. 🤷‍♂️
I definitely don't like that story....
 
If you like that story, my friend's boyfriend moved to WA from Sydney. He told us a story about a game that they played at his rugby club where the captain would s**t on a dinner plate and put it in the microwave, then a group of players would have to sit around it, crouched so they were at eye level with the soft turd, and the captain would whack it with a thong - and the "winner" would be the player who got the most s**t splattered on him.

I wish I could say I was surprised but then again, it's rugby. 🤷‍♂️
From a junior club pie night to microwaved turds on the face in 7 post's...🤣🤣
 

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If you like that story, my friend's boyfriend moved to WA from Sydney. He told us a story about a game that they played at his rugby club where the captain would s**t on a dinner plate and put it in the microwave, then a group of players would have to sit around it, crouched so they were at eye level with the soft turd, and the captain would whack it with a thong - and the "winner" would be the player who got the most s**t splattered on him.

I wish I could say I was surprised but then again, it's rugby. 🤷‍♂️
Rubgy lads definitely take the cake for the most ****ed up things. It’s all those head knocks to blame
 
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