Banter RDT CLXXXII - Searching for stars in a thunderstorm

[Truckosaurus]

It's like an origin story, but instead of losing your parents to a mugger after making them leave the theatre, you lost your bottle of Fanta. And instead of going on to fight crime you went on to fall in creeks at stoner festivals.

Origin story of the Ginger Killer, after Fantaheads everywhere.

 

[Mop]

Awful place to travel vertically, I must agree. We'd take even longer on the stairs with the young bloke, though!

Half the problem seems to be people on their way back to the carpark getting that floor wrong and fluffing about in the vertical travel box.

I don’t even think two more elevators will cut it. Need a whole new redesign.

 

[Bender_]

Origin story of the Ginger Killer, after Fantaheads everywhere.

He's already reached out to Scarecrow to team up.

 

[THE A5]

Well this is a surprise. Now I have to train after a good decade out of the game

 

[Mr Eagle]

Well this is a surprise. Now I have to train after a good decade out of the game
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It's alright, you're only up against a backup banana in pyjamas.

 

[kane249]

The A5 = West Indieshka

 

[Truckosaurus]

Well this is a surprise. Now I have to train after a good decade out of the game
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Channel the spirit of Malinga

 

[THE A5]

2 degrees this morning and below 0 for a lot of areas around WA. I’m over Winter already and fear what July and August have for us

 

[Truckosaurus]

Below zero for me. I am perversely pleased that my sense that it was colder at 6:30 than it had been at 6 was accurate. If I'm going to be cold I like to be right about how cold it is.

 

[DanWCE]

1° at home, 6° by the time I got to work in Freo. Feels very Wintery already this season. Hope the holiday house down South has extra fire wood!

 

[Dazzler9]

1° at home, 6° by the time I got to work in Freo. Feels very Wintery already this season. Hope the holiday house down South has extra fire wood!

Maybe have Jeeves collect some for you, post-haste.

 

[DanWCE]

Maybe ask Jeeves to collect some for you, post-haste.

Plot twist: I am Jeeves

 

[Dazzler9]

Plot twist: I am Jeeves

Is it your holiday house? Or a rental/AirBnb?

 

[Bender_]

Maybe ask Jeeves to collect some for you, post-haste.

Sounds like a bad 80s British comdey:

"Oh Jeeves, can you make sure you've got plenty of wood, I want you to keep my pussy warm, this morning when I woke up it was almost frozen solid!"

laugh track

 

[DanWCE]

Is it your holiday house? Or a rental/AirBnb?

Absolutely not. Rental. I don't have down South holiday house cash. In this economy?!

 

[Godfather32]

2 degrees this morning and below 0 for a lot of areas around WA. I’m over Winter already and fear what July and August have for us

Yeah a touch cold hey

 

[RookiePick]

Sounds like a bad good 80s British comdey:

"Oh Jeeves, can you make sure you've got plenty of wood, I want you to keep my pussy warm, this morning when I woke up it was almost frozen solid!"

laugh track

Mrs Slocombe would approve!

 

[Bender_]

Mrs Slocombe would approve!

She was such a minx.

 

[THE A5]

Yeah a touch cold hey
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My balls just shrunk looking at this pic

 

[THE A5]

Absolutely not. Rental. I don't have down South holiday house cash. In this economy?!

You could have afforded one if you didn’t go around throwing money at baggies when you were younger

 

[DanWCE]

You could have afforded one if you didn’t go around throwing money at baggies when you were younger

Threw too much at cars but it still wouldn't have got me a holiday house. I've ridden the property market like an icy slope, over and over again

 

[DanWCE]

Sex life mate?

 

[Truckosaurus]

If it's icy cold you're doing something wrong

 

[DanWCE]

If it's icy cold you're doing something wrong

Not if it's Summer

 

[squashface]

I parked on the street during my year in Canberra which meant every morning in winter I had to scrape ice off my windshield before driving to work. Now that I have a garage I took great joy driving to work this morning and seeing all the frosted over cars knowing I don't have to deal with that anymore.

Growth.