Think Tank Request-a-rama - who's escaping your sinking ship?

[FISTO]

I'm surprised geelonk didn't enquire about his sevices because he's does fit their age criteria for new recruits.

I'm surprised you're posting about Geelong.

Unprecedented.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I'm surprised you're posting about Geelong.

Unprecedented.

Hate you flogs with a passion you should know this by now, please enjoy your prelim final rimming!

 

[frggr]

Hate you flogs with a passion you should know this by now, please enjoy your prelim final rimming!

Nice profile pic. Glad it's not the Nazi supporting version this time

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Nice profile pic. Glad it's not the Nazi supporting version this time

You have a nazi obsession corn pop, see a shrink about it.

 

[STPer18]

Ahoy friends,

With Jack Macrae and Bailey Smith requesting trades away from the Kennel I got to thinking "I wonder if that's a reasonable measure of internal discontent?"

This thread is just to keep track of who's leaving which shit truck clubs across the AFL

Ranking:

1 player requests a trade - you're still buoyant
2 players request a trade/are traded out - you're taking on water
3 players request a trade/are traded out - you're going down
4 players request a trade/are traded out - you're the Titanic
5 players request a trade/are traded out - you're the OceanGate sub

Bulldogs:

• Macrae (Saints?)
• Smith (Cats?)
• Caleb Daniel (?)

Carlton:

• Kennedy
• Owies
• Martin (Cats?)

Richmunt:

• Baker
• Rioli
• Shite Bolt-on
• Thomas Lynch

Eagles:

• Tom Barass

Essendon:

• Jacob Stringer (Swans?)

Giants:

• Isaac Cumming (Crows?)

The Sunny Boys:

• Jack Lukosious (Adelaide?)

Melbourne:

• Petracca (?)
• Alex Neal-Bullen
• Clayton "Please Sir, I Want Some More" Oliver

Collingwood:

• Johnny Noble

Saints:

• Josh Battler (Hawks)

Port:

• Dan Houston (Carlton)
• Zak Butters(?)
• Kern

Hi OP, not sure if this counts but just passing it along for your evaluation.

 

[frggr]

Hi OP, not sure if this counts but just passing it along for your evaluation.

We all know Richo wasn't being honest with us

I'll add that.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Hate you flogs with a passion you should know this by now, please enjoy your prelim final rimming!

Are you suggesting the Lions will be rimming us?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Jack Darling

27

Jack Darling

Age

32

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

has officially requested a trade to Norf

#DestinationBust

 

[jannissary]

Jack Darling has officially requested a trade to Norf

#DestinationBust

nick larky needs someone else to take the best defender

i just don't think jack darling has ever done that

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

nick larky needs someone else to take the best defender

i just don't think jack darling has ever done that

He is still a very good/contested mark and is very durable/doesn't get injured very
often.

Couldn't hurt Norf to have him there for a couple of years.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

AFL Dot Com reporting The Colas are sniffing around Sam Frost

8

Sam Frost

Age

31

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.4

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

191.6

3star

D

10.5

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.5

2star

MG

191.6

3star

D

11.2

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

4star

.

Hmm

 

[frggr]

Hate you flogs with a passion you should know this by now, please enjoy your prelim final rimming!

aw look at that. Aristotle and Triggered Tugboat are using the same language - rimming! What a treat young love is <3

 

[Triggering Tiger]

aw look at that. Aristotle and Triggered Tugboat are using the same language - rimming! What a treat young love is <3

#nicemeltcornpop

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

aw look at that. Aristotle and Triggered Tugboat are using the same language - rimming! What a treat young love is <3

Oh my Gawd, the melts on Saturday night when Geelong win are going to be DYN-A-MITE !

Already planning to order a King Size Buttered Cup of Popcorn from local Villlage Cinema via Uber Eats.

Brace yourself for the Yellow and black Volacno eruption when the Catters book their way into another Granny.

I wouldn't miss it for the world

 

[frggr]

Brace yourself for the Yellow and black Volacno eruption when the Catters book their way into another Granny.

I wouldn't miss it for the world

I don't want to have that vision in my head, thank you

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Actually, I think he's probably going to replace Rohan (they're not exactly the same, but similar enough)

But you’re right. Neither can get a touch in a GF

 

[frggr]

AFL Dot Com reporting The Colas are sniffing around Sam Frost.

Hmm

I thought they had a no dickheads policy? Stringer and Frost? Jeez.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I thought they had a no dickheads policy? Stringer and Frost? Jeez.

St Kilda are also sniffing around Frost

Carlton apparently into trying to lure Sam De Koning to IKON Park. Jack Martin and a future 2nd round pick should seal the deal

 

[zackah]

St Kilda are also sniffing around Frost

They'd have to fight Feraligatr first

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Update - Ivan Slowdo wants to join Dwarf Burners

Jack Lukosius

13

Jack Lukosius

Age

24

Ht

195cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.8

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

3.3

3star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

369.3

5star

D

14.8

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

3.3

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.8

3star

MG

369.3

5star

D

13.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

2.4

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

358.0

5star

tells the Suns and Crows to GAGF, wants to be Port Adelaidian Pear

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Houston we have a problem has also officially requested a trade to a superior Vic club after another failed finals series by Pooooort

 

[frggr]

Liam Baker

7

Liam Baker

Age

26

Ht

173cm

Wt

72kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.7

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

7.9

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

2.6

4star

MG

222.2

3star

D

14.6

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

7.9

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.8

3star

MG

191.9

3star

D

14.4

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

8.2

5star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.8

4star

MG

224.2

4star

chooses to go to a club that's got a better chance of winning finals before his career ends

 

[frggr]

Also, Andrew McQualter

Andrew Mcqualter

Age

38

Ht

179cm

Wt

74kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

5.6

2star

HB

7.2

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

0.2

3star

is the dumbest campaigner imaginable.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Also, Andrew McQualter is the dumbest campaigner imaginable.

Have you met yze yet? Watch one of his pressers and mini will look like Einstein in comparison to him.

 

[Seethus]

Have you met yze yet? Watch one of his pressers and mini will look like Einstein in comparison to him.

Wait so things AREN'T looking good for future at tigerland?