Mega Thread RIO 2016 - General Discussion Thread for the 2016 Summer Olympic Games (3rd Aug to 21st Aug)

[Visions]

Couple of slowies at the back

Need a regular old person to run with them for context

Two minutes in and they look like they are going for a jog around the Tan instead of competing at the Olympics. Really a case of just happy to be there. What was the qualifying standard? 4 hours?

 

[Rustin Cohle]

Jesus, how bad is this beach volleyball commentator? She's the female Basil Zempilas.

 

[The King!]

Two minutes in and they look like they are going for a jog around the Tan instead of competing at the Olympics. Really a case of just happy to be there. What was the qualifying standard? 4 hours?

Should call them all back for a false start or something

 

[hench]

I'm going to watch the plane crash on Home and Away.

Are Dieter Brummer and Melissa George still on the show?

 

[Visions]

Should call them all back for a false start or something

Waiting for the first athlete to drop out after 3km.

 

[The King!]

I'm going to watch the plane crash on Home and Away.

Are Dieter Brummer and Melissa George still on the show?

Think Alf has a long lost daughter who is moving in but got kidnapped by a terrorist who shoots down a plan with Fishers long lost son on it and the summer bay drug dealer

 

[The King!]

Waiting for the first athlete to drop out after 3km.

My money is on the chick with the legioneers hat on

 

[Carl Hooper]

I'm excited for opals vs balarus.. When's that on?

 

[Carl Hooper]

Neighbours is better anyways

 

[JackNah_8]

Think Alf has a long lost daughter who is moving in but got kidnapped by a terrorist who shoots down a plan with Fishers long lost son on it and the summer bay drug dealer

Didn't Alf have a heart attack

 

[The King!]

Didn't Alf have a heart attack

Think they transplanted Pharlaps heart into ALF

 

[Carl Hooper]

W

I was wondering what Mack Hortons prescription was

whats he got my bah?

Few tremmas? Few vallys or a couple stillnox

 

[The King!]

W

whats he got my bah?

Few tremmas? Few vallys or a couple stillnox

Man 0.58 eyesight or some shite

 

[Arden]

Should call them all back for a false start or something

I wish Basil was commentating, so he could tell us that the Aussie girls had a good start as soon as the gun went.

 

[swans95]

Equestrian on next on 7two for anyone who needs help falling asleep.

 

[Sid Ruckle]

Stone the flamin' Crows, I've stumbled across the home and away board.

 

[GreyCrow]

Think they transplanted Pharlaps heart into ALF

Strewth

 

[JackNah_8]

I wish Basil was commentating, so he could tell us that the Aussie girls had a good start as soon as the gun went.

Basil will be lost. There's too many athletes for him.to follow in one race

 

[Visions]

My money is on the chick with the legioneers hat on

Either that or she might get lapped when they do the 3 x 10km circuits.

 

[JackNah_8]

Equestrian on next on 7two for anyone who needs help falling asleep.

Is that still on? How many equestrian events can you have

 

[The King!]

Is that still on? How many equestrian events can you have

Horse on top?

 

[Arden]

That was actually not a bad joke by Dave.

 

[hench]

Lots of Kims in Korea. Thanks Bruce.

 

[Visions]

I wish Basil was commentating, so he could tell us that the Aussie girls had a good start as soon as the gun went.

And his sidekick Rooney can tell us how strong they look pounding the pavement before they slowly fall back to 80th spot.

 

[Sid Ruckle]

Lots of Kims in Korea. Thanks Bruce.

My monies on Kim Kum-Ok from North Korea.