Player Watch Rory Sloane - Retired

[asdfasd]

That clip of the Sloane and Dangerfield contest from last year's prelim just got a whole lot sweeter.

 

[Large 1]

Finally, I can file the papers to rename my son and daughter Rory without worrying!

 

[Elite Crow]

Has Tex made a public comment about Sloaney?

 

[asdfasd]

Just because..

 

[Crowhorse]

Dead set champ, our best player. Good for the AFC, good for the AFL.

Vic media need to pull their head in with their Woman’s Day bull**** reporting.

 

[CrowBloke]

You've lost me with that bit ……………
*scratches head*

Obscure joke re your avatar.
But I learned long ago that if I have to explain it, it ain't funny.

 

[Runnin Blue]

Interesting that Sloane claims he decided last night. Not sure if he was joking, but it didn’t sound like a joke.

It fits in with whomever it was (I don’t remember) on here who stated that there was a meeting at Pyke’s house last night.

Must have woken the lawyers to draft the contract, lol.

 

[CrowBloke]

And Burton.

Nice surprise. Yay, Brett!

Still, Hass has got to go.

 

[CrowBloke]

News Flash.
Sam McLure found to have no brain.

Yeah, a TV studio light was shining at the right angle (through those ears) and projected an image of a peanut onto Duck's cheek.

 

[CrowBloke]

Are we calling him Troy yet?

McLure: n. fish-catching device available only at McDonald's ...

That's it. No more celebratory Sloaney's-staying-Wild-Turkey for me!

 

[CrowBloke]

By the end of 2023; Rory should be somewhere around the 290 games. Hopefully he can get to 300.

You've forgotten to add on 5 years of Finals ??

 

[CrowBloke]

I'm pretty happy about this.

Mate ... that avatar ... Crow with a shaggy mullet (shades of Tex / Weideman/ Anderson etc) ...

Should be on our guernsey.

 

[CrowBloke]

what terrible season? what camp?

Damn your speedy fingers!

 

[Mike Smyth]

VB was an excellent leader. The others... maybe not so much.

MUST............NOT..............BITE............and spoil Rory Day.

 

[GreyCrow]

Interesting that Sloane claims he decided last night. Not sure if he was joking, but it didn’t sound like a joke.

It fits in with whomever it was (I don’t remember) on here who stated that there was a meeting at Pyke’s house last night.

Must have woken the lawyers to draft the contract, lol.

Did we hold him down and make him sign it?

 

[MRB37]

Has Tex made a public comment about Sloaney?

 

[Runnin Blue]

Did we hold him down and make him sign it?

 

[Roovolution]

Interestingly, in a recent round table discussion after Lynch signed with Rucci, Bone and Bicks....Rucci was the only one who wasn't convinced that Rory was leaving.

And he didn’t even try and throw shade on the signing like Tredrea. Rucci must like Sloaney.

 

[Mike Smyth]

and then there's Josh Jenkins.

 

[MRB37]

and then there's Josh Jenkins.

 

[Allefgib]

You ****ing ripper. What a shot in the arm.
Draft well, bring in gov snr, dalhaus and get fit.
Profit.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Still stunned

Holy Toledo Batman!

 

[Donkey Magoo]

what terrible season? what camp?

Not over yet

 

[Donkey Magoo]

Interesting that Sloane claims he decided last night. Not sure if he was joking, but it didn’t sound like a joke.

It fits in with whomever it was (I don’t remember) on here who stated that there was a meeting at Pyke’s house last night.

Must have woken the lawyers to draft the contract, lol.

Yeah, I’m not buying that.
Was dropped to Seven last night.

 

[mistylake]

So just how are we going to get Lukocious now?

Abduction.