Banter Round 16: Richmond vs Shifty Nick the dud Riewoldt

[Sterge]

Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Saints or Richmond supporter)
- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

And with that, begin

 

[Michaels]

/thread

Edit: if you haven't seen this before, you must listen to it.

 

[GoTigers2015]

Where are all the dormant Saint supporters.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...e/news-story/8a57f3935641804a5c2d4bdd8f972791

 

[HTT]

Eh, minnows

 

[THE THIN MAN]

 

[Paratus78]

The first game I took my rugby league supporting wife to was Saints v Tigers in 04. Bought her a Saints scarf. We were sitting next to a senior player (some spud who only played 20 or so games) and a bunch of Saints fans. It is quite obvious at this point that she should be barracking for the Saints. Richmond kicks a goal in the 1st Qtr and my wife starts clapping....
She said it was a good kick.

We lost. Needless to say it was a quiet trip home.

 

[smasha]

Footballers don't muso.

 

[Helen Wheels]

The first game I took my rugby league supporting wife to was Saints v Tigers in 04. Bought her a Saints scarf. We were sitting next to a senior player (some spud who only played 20 or so games) and a bunch of Saints fans. It is quite obvious at this point that she should be barracking for the Saints. Richmond kicks a goal in the 1st Qtr and my wife starts clapping....
She said it was a good kick.

We lost. Needless to say it was a quiet trip home.

And ... let me guess ... your wife is now a rusted-on 13-year Richmond member.
(PS: You may be the only person on BF to learn that I was actually there in 1966.)

 

[THE THIN MAN]

https://www.bigw.com.au/product/afl...st-kilda-vs-collingwood/p/WCC100000000243224/

Someone might want to contact BIGW!

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Maybe we should should merge the lolnorf & Stk banter threads.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Glad im boycotting this game. With the massive bigger than rfc saints supporter base turning out, id probably have to pay a fortune for oxygen mask seats

 

[PaddysurDaddy]

I just hope you richmond supporters remember to keep your fluids up! The number one ingredient for good spittle is H20

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I just hope you richmond supporters remember to keep your fluids up! The number one ingredient for good spittle is H20

Are you guys still banned from bringing lighters to games?

 

[PaddysurDaddy]

Are you guys still banned from bringing lighters to games?

I think they just ended up banning little people instead, don't quote me on that though

does the AFL still force you guys to use umbrellas when running down the race? I would have taken the 'shower cap' deal if I was you

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I think they just ended up banning little people instead, don't quote me on that though

does the AFL still force you guys to use umbrellas when running down the race? I would have taken the 'shower cap' deal if I was you

*banter off* how stupid is it than umbrellas are banned these days??? Used to be an art to how to manage it without effecting those around you, but im guessing some selfish twats started bringing golf brollies to games.

Also on the runs, its pies and port fans who were famous for that, and its a non issue now because the runs are covered. Pity, because i would loved to have seen Curtis Deboy cop a beer shower

 

[PaddysurDaddy]

*banter off* how stupid is it than umbrellas are banned these days??? Used to be an art to how to manage it without effecting those around you, but im guessing some selfish twats started bringing golf brollies to games.

Also on the runs, its pies and port fans who were famous for that, and its a non issue now because the runs are covered. Pity, because i would loved to have seen Curtis Deboy cop a beer shower

hahaha, I agree but you're derailing the thread!

reported

 

[Wallaby]

My old Man was a mad Saints supporter. I think I became a Tiger because I didn't pay attention to football until 1967 (so it was close).

I still have a soft spot for the Saints - it's the left side of my brain.

 

[Underarm]

*banter off* how stupid is it than umbrellas are banned these days??? Used to be an art to how to manage it without effecting those around you, but im guessing some selfish twats started bringing golf brollies to games.

Also on the runs, its pies and port fans who were famous for that, and its a non issue now because the runs are covered. Pity, because i would loved to have seen Curtis Deboy cop a beer shower

There is no possible reason to bring an umbrella to a football match. There's 60,000 seats with a roof over it for a reason.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I don't like the idea of being forced into a thread with rapists and arsonists...

 

[Dunger]

I'm just jealous of Dal Santo after the leaked photos and his massive package relative to my mouse sized wang

 

[Tiger71]

/thread

WTF??? HAHAHA

 

[Michaels]

WTF??? HAHAHA

how have you not seen that before! it is absolute gold.

 

[Tiger_4_Life]

/thread

Goddamn wtf did I just watch

 

[BF Tiger]

If Nick asks for donations this week to Maddie's Vision I'm not sure I can throw any $$$ his way - he might not catch them and then get me penalised somehow.

 

[Michaels]

...

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