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AFLW 2024 - Round 9 - Indigenous Round - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
Our club is broken.
I tipped Adelaide.
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How do you figure that?Simpson sending a player like West to play in a game over East is exactly what is wrong with the club.
Simpson sending a player like West to play in a game over East is exactly what is wrong with the club.
Its a "looking east" jokeHow do you figure that?
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In the final seconds of the last quarter with the scores tied Eagles youngster Harry Edwards does the unthinkable and kicks the ball out of defence down the middle of the ground to an unmarked Eagles player. (Adam Simpson shakes his head in disgust).
Luke Edwards marks the ball and immediately plays on (Adam Simpson is now ropeable).
Edwards handpasses to Connor West who, playing on instinct, bounces the ball not once but twice, and kicks long to the goalsquare (Adam Simpson is now jumping up and down in anger).
In the goalsquare Oscar Allen takes a contested mark against his direct opponent and goes back to kick the winning goal.
When asked about the last play that wins the Eagles the game Adam Simpson simply shrugs his shoulders and says: ‘Things don’t always go to plan.
"I am devastated that the ball wasn't given to Shannon Hurn deep in the backline for him to take an eternity to kick it to the right hand side of the ground to a pack, which he does 99 times out of 100. From there, the ball should have been roved off the pack by an Adelaide Crows player, while our players stand by aimlessly flapping their hands like seagulls, as I have instructed them not to tackle, just to coral in the hope that miraculously the Crows player will make a mistake with absolutely no pressure on him.
"From there, Jeremy McGovern would have performed his usual act of being unaccountable and running back to the goal square in the hope of taking an easy uncontested mark while his opponent runs free to take a simple chest mark and convert from 30 metres out.
"It is clearly evident that these young players Edwards x 2, West and even Allen, who should know better, will have to be dropped, because we can't be winning games of football through commonsense, fast ball movement, direct play down the middle of the ground combined with playing on instinct."
Damn I should have got you to do the previewIn the final seconds of the last quarter with the scores tied Eagles youngster Harry Edwards does the unthinkable and kicks the ball out of defence down the middle of the ground to an unmarked Eagles player. (Adam Simpson shakes his head in disgust).
Luke Edwards marks the ball and immediately plays on (Adam Simpson is now ropeable).
Edwards handpasses to Connor West who, playing on instinct, bounces the ball not once but twice, and kicks long to the goalsquare (Adam Simpson is now jumping up and down in anger).
In the goalsquare Oscar Allen takes a contested mark against his direct opponent and goes back to kick the winning goal.
When asked about the last play that wins the Eagles the game Adam Simpson simply shrugs his shoulders and says: ‘Things don’t always go to plan.
"I am devastated that the ball wasn't given to Shannon Hurn deep in the backline for him to take an eternity to kick it to the right hand side of the ground to a pack, which he does 99 times out of 100. From there, the ball should have been roved off the pack by an Adelaide Crows player, while our players stand by aimlessly flapping their hands like seagulls, as I have instructed them not to tackle, just to coral in the hope that miraculously the Crows player will make a mistake with absolutely no pressure on him.
"From there, Jeremy McGovern would have performed his usual act of being unaccountable and running back to the goal square in the hope of taking an easy uncontested mark while his opponent runs free to take a simple chest mark and convert from 30 metres out.
"It is clearly evident that these young players Edwards x 2, West and even Allen, who should know better, will have to be dropped, because we can't be winning games of football through commonsense, fast ball movement, direct play down the middle of the ground combined with playing on instinct."
Damn I should have got you to do the preview