Test Round 2, 2016 - Red Centre Kangaroos v Punt Road Mullets at the Ulu-rena [5 Day Test]

[princy_99]

Well this game thread took an unexpected turn...

 

[fumbler]

We have tamed them by whipping off their cods, just as the Mullets will tame this mob.

I once had dinner with a non muleteer, I killed them so I didn't have to do it again.

 

[Nuffers]

Well this game thread took an unexpected turn...

Nobody expected a **** headed gator roo... But then again no one ever does.

 

[akkaps]

Nobody expected a **** headed gator roo... But then again no one ever does.

Just like no one ever thought Mullets were ever going to come back. But this time, they're / their even douchier than ever.

 

[Nuffers]

Just like no one ever thought Mullets were ever going to come back. But this time, they're / their even douchier than ever.

I saw a Fullet yesterday.

 

[fumbler]

I saw a Fullet yesterday.

Was it nice to you?

 

[Nuffers]

Was it nice to you?

A bit snarly, we really should just throw rocks at them.

 

[akkaps]

I saw a Fullet yesterday.

"Hardcore" Azn haircut.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Mullets can't beat Kangaroostergators, even in their dreams.

 

[cats2rise]

Can we please redirect out attention to the important issues?

1) The first home test of the newest team
2) I have taken more wickets than Van_Dyke
3) We will win by at least 150 runs. If not, I will eat my socks.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Can we please redirect out attention to the important issues?

1) The first home test of the newest team
2) I have taken more wickets than Van_Dyke
3) We will win by at least 150 runs. If not, I will eat my socks.

Shut it DC

 

[Nuffers]

Mullets can't beat Kangaroostergators, even in their dreams.

I'm back in the team gosling, my donuts will help us secure glorious victory.

 

[JT_the_Man]

I'm back in the team gosling, my donuts will help us secure glorious victory.

I get 2 donuts per innings, but they have this weird vertical line in front of them. Like this: 100.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I'd like a formal introduction to the opposition please.

 

[fumbler]

"Hardcore" Azn haircut.

Nice response as i thought a Fullet was a map of Tassie with hair out of the bum hole.

Can we please redirect out attention to the important issues?

1) The first home test of the newest team
2) I have taken more wickets than Van_Dyke
3) We will win by at least 150 runs. If not, I will eat my socks.

Quoted for sock sampling at Dan Murphys.

I'd like a formal introduction to the opposition please.

Mr Champion bowiedog, meet losers from the hottest least populated place in BigFooty Cricket.

 

[Nuffers]

Quoted for sock sampling at Dan Murphys.

A Gooch Juice filter.

 

[akkaps]

Don't worry fumbler, I had to google what a fullet was.

 

[fumbler]

Don't worry fumbler, I had to google what a fullet was.

Horse Tail?

A Gooch Juice filter.

Womens pantyhose are just to damn expensive nowadays.

 

[cats2rise]

Mr Champion bowiedog, meet losers from the hottest least populated place in BigFooty Cricket.

You almost had it, but got one bit wrong.

Also, you lot are terrible at banter. Please improve your come-back skills, overall linguistic skills and level of sophisticated humour, and then we might banter back.

 

[princy_99]

You almost had it, but got one bit wrong.

Also, you lot are terrible at banter. Please improve your come-back skills, overall linguistic skills and level of sophisticated humour, and then we might banter back.

i.e. cut those shit mullets off

 

[JT_the_Man]

Well this game thread took an unexpected turn...

What did u expect? We are playing a team of Mullets.

 

[Pugsley]

What did u expect? We are playing a team of Mullets.

They'll be goldfish by the time we're finished with them.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

So the Roos are losers? So they are Roosers.

 

[JT_the_Man]

So the Roos are losers? So they are Roosers.

Wow. I actually thought that Mullets could be slightly smarter than this.

But I guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up for a team called the Mullets.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Wow. I actually thought that Mullets could be slightly smarter than this.

But I guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up for a team called the Mullets.

Who ever said we were smart?
That's your own stupid fault for having high expectations.
We set the bar low so it's easier to grab and beat you with.