Test Round 2, 2016 - Red Centre Kangaroos v Punt Road Mullets at the Ulu-rena [5 Day Test]

[fumbler]

Who ever said we were smart?
That's your own stupid fault for having high expectations.
We set the bar low so it's easier to grab and beat you with.

New clubs trying to make their mark.

They've set the bar lower than a piss trough.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Oh so the Roos are a new club?
Explains why they all smell so fresh. They've never actually done any hard work.

 

[akkaps]

Oh so the Roos are a new club?
Explains why they all smell so fresh. They've never actually done any hard work.

Setting up a new team is actually pretty hard work. You should try it sometime.

 

[fumbler]

Setting up a new team is actually pretty hard work. You should try it sometime.

No it's not, i just took over one and changed it's name.

Best bloke ever.

 

[akkaps]

No it's not, i just took over one and changed it's name.

Best bloke ever.

Anyone can change team names, you saw how many names the Gumbies have had over the past few seasons.

 

[fumbler]

Anyone can change team names, you saw how many names the Gumbies have had over the past few seasons.

Not sure where you information comes from but there's no Gumbies here since a thousand seasons ago.

Next week Mullets to be Island Avenging McLovins.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Not sure where you information comes from but there's no Gumbies here since a thousand seasons ago.


Next week Mullets to be Island Avenging McLovins.

At some point can we be the Oxford Invigilators?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Setting up a new team is actually pretty hard work. You should try it sometime.

So that explains why you stink.

 

[akkaps]

So that explains why you stink.

I thought it was the curry.

 

[princy_99]

I thought it was the curry.

Curry for morning tea yes

 

[Helen Wheels]

New clubs trying to make their mark.

They've set the bar lower than a piss trough.

Should have called themselves "The Troughmen".

 

[akkaps]

Curry for morning tea yes

Masala Chai, yes.

 

[Pugsley]

Curry for morning tea yes

They'll be getting curry when you're bowling princy_99.

 

[Van_Dyke]

They'll be getting curry when you're bowling princy_99.

And pies when DemonCat bowls.

 

[fumbler]

At some point can we be the Oxford Invigilators?

That was going to be on the cards for the 3rd week in February.

Should have called themselves "The Troughmen".

Ahhh the receivers of Ploughmen.

They'll be getting curry when you're bowling princy_99.

I follow Warnes beans only diet, the musical fruit it makes you toot.

Ever wondered why Fruit and toot don't look the same but sound the same? Eh!

 

[princy_99]

When does the first day get posted again?

 

[Van_Dyke]

When does the first day get posted again?

Will be today

 

[iBeng]

Yep, day one will be up tonight

 

[princy_99]

Yep, day one will be up tonight

I like very nice

 

[fumbler]

Yep, day one will be up tonight

Two away games to start the season off, and it's two of the worst away trips as well.

Victoria and the Dead Centre. FU draw person.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Mullets bowl pies.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Two away games to start the season off, and it's two of the worst away trips as well.

Victoria and the Dead Centre. FU draw person.

You poor Mullets.

 

[fumbler]

Mullets bowl pies.

We eat pies.
Meat pies.
Apple pies.
Your missus pie.

Any pie really.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Mullets bowl pies.

Do you know how much skill it takes to get a fourntwenty to reverse swing? That's me. Imagine what I can do with a glossy red leather ball in my hand. I'll make you scream.

 

[iBeng]

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Welcome to the match between the Red Centre Kangaroos and the Punt Road Mullets! We are in the middle of Australia ON Australia day and we are ready for a cracker match between these two sides!