Autopsy Round 20, 2018: Hawthorn defeats Bom... Hahahahaahahahahahahahaha

[KermitJagger]

Loved seeing JOM spin out of packs and dish off hand passes to the advantage of team mates. He’s a classy mofo

I love how he can go from running forward to running backwards almost seamlessly.

 

[Mick457]

Stratton. Best. On. Ground.

By an absolute mile

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[detox]

Darcy Parish looks like a thumb.....seriously

I reckon him and daisy pierce should have a kid.

Would just be a giant forehead.

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[detox]

Yep.

However IMO Stratts was BOG.

The umpires will vote.

TOMMY 3 votes
JOM 2
Stratts 1

Gunston has to get votes

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[Agent Smith]

Special mention to the 'in emergency, break glass' man. Silk played on the ball in the last quarter and just continually presented, getting himself to the right spots such as kicking the ball to the worpedo for the winning goal. Just think, there's three of him who could be playing for us in ten or so years...

 

[Upgrayedd]

Not many Home and away wins top that.

 

[TazHawk15]

Gunston has to get votes

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We are talking about umpires here.

If we are talking normal people with common sense then Lethal Leigh would have won 4 Brownlows.

 

[Breustiful]

Never been to the MCG, are the burgers actually any good?

From my one experience, no!

 

[Bumps"N"Grins]

I was of the thought that Big Boy was the player we could least afford to lose.

I was wrong, its Gunston. We'd be ****** without him.

He looked a class above at times

Absolute and to think he is a hybrid forward, JET.

 

[Flag08]

Ceglar hasn't really put in a poor shift. Do we go with the two Rucks when BigBoy is back? Might be unlucky to miss.

Yes

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Crows defeated Port .... this round just keeps getting better.

 

[Franko Armani]

What a satisfying win! So much from Gunston Bruest Ceglar Rough O’Meara Mitchell.... a lot of our best players showed their A grade qualities today... sucked in Essendon

 

[streetspirit]

At the ground was panicking JOM had busted his collarbone when he took that bump. So relieved when he got up and kept going, even if one arm was a bit tucked in thereafter and all

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Why didn’t the little chip scab McGrath play?

 

[Flag08]

Devon Smith spent most of the match punching hawthorn players in the guts.

Didn't do him much good though.

Should’ve been reported last week. Karma

 

[Bumps"N"Grins]

Were you in M15 per chance?

nope i was on a wing, but i hear you had a similar experience

Well guys sad to say I wasn't there also happy to say I wasn't in some respects, don't know how much BS I could take before I go all hulk mode, winning would have kept me safe but a loss ummmmm dunno.
Haven't been in trouble yet so maybe would have been alright, but you both seem to know ................ whatever.

WE WON.


Cue the verve " the drugs don't work"

 

[caliente]

I reckon him and daisy pierce should have a kid.

Would just be a giant forehead.

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Uncanny thumb resemblance

 

[luciien]

Much talk about Stratts and not one mention of his takedown of Dangerfield in the prelim. A good driver in heavy traffic.

 

[MinerBoy]

Just back from the game.... terrific stuff.

Haven't read the thread yet but I only want to say one thing.... BEN ****ING STRATTON

That is all.


That is in fact not all.

Gunston, O'Meara, Mitchell, Breust……… WORPEEEDO.

Despite Mitch's possession count I thought Gunners and JOM were our best at half time. Jack was sublime and JOM was just hitting packs at pace and gathering and disposing so clean. Was more excited than a man my age is entitled to be watching young men run around.

Also, BEN ****ING STRATTON.

That is all.

That is in fact not all..... who was the umpire who called the advantage when Worps clearly stopped when he heard the whistle? Diabolical. 3 goals up and about to pump the ball inside 50 and instead makes an idiot of himself and costs us a goal at the other end. Thought the umps were inconspicuous all day but that moron completely handed the Scum the momentum with that balls up.

Also, WORPS. One on one with a big gun back man and holds up in the marking contest and then beats him on the ground for the goal. That's how you win fans over.

Man that was fun.

 

[matsta1975]

Schoey didn't play his best game and was probably one of our least impactful players but I'll have him in the side any day over TOB up forward. He's a proper player who competes and creates space. He was a beesdick from kicking the sealer on an impossible angle for a lefty.



I'll cut him some slack. Doesn't have TOBs talent but TOBs talent is wasted because he doesn't want it as much as Schoey.

Neither are the answer to be fair

 

[DERO]

Great win today bitches. I still hate you all except ABASI MODERATOR.

 

[Bumps"N"Grins]

Just back from the game.... terrific stuff.

Haven't read the thread yet but I only want to say one thing.... BEN ******* STRATTON

That is all.


That is in fact not all.

Gunston, O'Meara, Mitchell, Breust……… WORPEEEDO.

Despite Mitch's possession count I thought Gunners and JOM were our best at half time. Jack was sublime and JOM was just hitting packs at pace and gathering and disposing so clean. Was more excited than a man my age is entitled to be watching young men run around.

Also, BEN ******* STRATTON.

That is all.

That is in fact not all..... who was the umpire who called the advantage when Worps clearly stopped when he heard the whistle? Diabolical. 3 goals up and about to pump the ball inside 50 and instead makes an idiot of himself and costs us a goal at the other end. Thoughts the umps were inconspicuous all day but that moron completely handed the Scum the momentum with that balls up.

Also, WORPS. One on one with a big gun back man and holds up in the marking contest and then beats him on the ground for the goal. That's how you win fans over.

Man that was fun.

Both advantage calls were horse shit.
Stayed home, my bad but the worps vision shows he stopped before the umpire signaled advantage and the other one involving Bellchambers showed the umpire signaled free kick whilst the ball was airborne and after he hit the ball away in disgust the ump paid advantage, Bellchambers wasn't even trying to advantage the play just shit luck.

Just remember that winners are winners and PED users can suit themselves.

 

[sohsam]

Miles, Morrison, Howe and Worpel. These kids can bloody play i reckon, youth stocks are pretty bloody good considering the picks we've had.

It is a pitty we did not pick up Zack Merrett with pick 26 2013, we picked up Hartung with pick 24, I think had 40+ possessions.

 

[Gold Member]

Worpel, what a gem

It's Dogs mate.
Dogs of Wor

 

[kazzooka]

Harry Morrison was pick 74. Unbelievable

Brendan Goddard was pick 1, made him look useless. Okay that's not fair... Goddard is an old man now how about.... McGrath pick 1 in the same draft as Harry... Where was the rising star today?