Autopsy Round 20, 2018: Hawthorn defeats Bom... Hahahahaahahahahahahahaha

[Strapping Young Lad]

Great win today bitches. I still hate you all except ABASI MODERATOR.

Did you hang out in the rooms like a creep?

 

[PT Bar None]

A worpedo can bring down a bomber. Who knew?

In the same vein *cough*:
Mullets can crush fantasies
Many mock blokes who are "gunners" but I reckon I could name 17 that would love one
Interesting Mitchell was allowed so much possession *also cough*

So once more those pure of heart have laid siege to the kingdom of Sir Jim the Deluded. And Once more it has fallen. Leaving their visions of a fruitful Spring cleft in twain. By Stratt's massive chopper.




I may have been drinking

 

[The German Hunter]

Best game I’ve been to in a while.
Stratts was huge. Dimma is pretty special too.
Need to start far better, the bloke in front of me mentioned that * kicked 8 goals to nil in the first 5 minutes of each quarter.
Hooker is a piece of shit and should get sited for his cheap shot on Shoey. Should have been a free 25 our directly in front

 

[DERO]

Did you hang out in the rooms like a creep?

You're a creep!

As privileged as it is, it just doesn't work heading in after a loss... So thanks for that you bastards!

 

[PT Bar None]

Oh yeah, the McGrath that kicked the goal in the last quarter - is he the same McGrath that won the rising star last year?

Because he had some game

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

You're a creep!

As privileged as it is, it just doesn't work heading in after a loss... So thanks for that you bastards!

Bandwagoner.

 

[thejockey]

From my one experience, no!

Only if you like having to run to the toilet every 20 minutes after having one

 

[mxett]

Good game hawks, outplayed and outcoached us today

 

[Bombermania]

Congrats Hawks, good luck with September, flying under the radar. I liked that goal from rookie Morrison (think that was his name)

Today's match shows why the AFL should shred any of their silly plans.

 

[MinerBoy]

So many to choose from but BOG for mine

Without question.

Wanted him to have a goal too when he launched that bomb that was touched...…

 

[MinerBoy]

Ironically, Sic going down has freed Stratts to be the man in defence. Another reason why Brand in helps us.

Brand was about the only thing I disliked about today Was deplorable

 

[DEECEE]

Been banned from the scum board. Yep worth it

 

[SodaPop]

Brendan Goddard was pick 1, made him look useless. Okay that's not fair... Goddard is an old man now how about.... McGrath pick 1 in the same draft as Harry... Where was the rising star today?

Goddard was one of our best. That monumental stuff up that gave Gunners that goal was timeless.

 

[Hawker_85]

Jack Gunston has such a smart IQ. I love watching him play. What a game. His best performance for the year.

24 disposals - 8 marks - 7 inside 50s - 5 goals - 3 behinds

That kick he put around the corner blind to where he knew Henderson was going to be was fantastic.

 

[local hack]

Wow, what a win! Nothing better than being at the G to see us beat those scum bags.
For mind, Gunston bog by a long way, massive all over the ground and super smart player. Stratton huge down back, Mitchell is a freak and Breust gave lots of chances up forward.
Season alive!!

 

[local hack]

He has the power.View attachment 537748

Can’t argue with the mullet, but I’ve always thought Ray Jenke

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Stratton BOG. Proud of my username since 2010 lol. Doesn't get beaten one on one. Mitchell may get 1 or 2 if he's lucky
Been good in close games this year
Beat Geelong and we are a genuine chance for top 4

 

[moginie]

Goddard was one of our best. That monumental stuff up that gave Gunners that goal was timeless.

He is just a gift that keeps on giving. Every game there are 3 or 4 stuff ups by him, accompanied by the appropriate Teddy Richards pointing & yelling after the event, that make the * demise even more pleasurable.

 

[arupist]

Yep.

However IMO Stratts was BOG.

The umpires will vote.

TOMMY 3 votes
JOM 2
Stratts 1

One would expect Merrett to get a vote or two

 

[eldorado]

Where are all the Essendon posters from the preview thread?

You know how to page them, feel free...

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Brendan Goddard was pick 1, made him look useless. Okay that's not fair... Goddard is an old man now how about.... McGrath pick 1 in the same draft as Harry... Where was the rising star today?

No pretzels, no Goddard.

 

[The Sizzle Factor]

There is something so special about worps. He didn’t have much influence for three quarters however he made it count in the last. Hit three targets inside 50 and kicks the winner.

Cyril Worpoli?

 

[Hawks1994]

He is just a gift that keeps on giving. Every game there are 3 or 4 stuff ups by him, accompanied by the appropriate Teddy Richards pointing & yelling after the event, that make the * demise even more pleasurable.

His stuff ups aren't just confined to the playing arena. He'll always be known as the Pretzel Killer
#justiceforsaltysnacks

 

[wallyt99]

His stuff ups aren't just confined to the playing arena. He'll always be known as the Pretzel Killer
#justiceforsaltysnacks

Lots of Dons fans also felt he was our BOG today.

 

[Threadkilla]

He is just a gift that keeps on giving. Every game there are 3 or 4 stuff ups by him, accompanied by the appropriate Teddy Richards pointing & yelling after the event, that make the * demise even more pleasurable.

I wonder if the finger pointing tosser, who plays looser than a wizard’s sleeve will go on next year to star in that movie they’re going to make. *