Autopsy Round 23 vs Carlton Blues @ The Bank - 19/08/23 - 2:10pm

[Maybe Tomorrow]

We just have no onfield leaders, no-one ever steadies the ship when this happens

Started with Ellis dropping a sitter.

Anderson clanger from the next centre bounce.

Just need to take a few marks, slow things down but they always try to hit back immediately and turn it over and over. So frustrating.

 

[Young_Guns]

I’d love to see our on-field leaders, who happen to be the ones getting pantsed in the middle, stand up at some point in a game when it’s going against us. Bloody hell.

 

[Supersuns]

Our midfield are so wildly inconsistent it kills me.
I think it stems from our over reliance on Witts. Wish we would give Moyle a look to see if it makes us more attacking in the middle.

 

[SnusCG]

Our midfield are so wildly inconsistent it kills me.
I think it stems from our over reliance on Witts. Wish we would give Moyle a look to see if it makes us more attacking in the middle.

The season is over, I'm actually not sure why we're not resting Witts and giving Moyle an opportunity to play.

 

[Supersuns]

The season is over, I'm actually not sure why we're not resting Witts and giving Moyle an opportunity to play.

Me either, club makes very stupid decisions constantly.

 

[Young_Guns]

Please just don’t roll over and let them stroll away with it. For once.

 

[Cheifkeith95]

We are cowardly as soon as there is pressure we shit ourselves and go into our shells.

 

[Supersuns]

Midfield want to do something?

 

[MarcLocksCrustySock]

Midfield want to do something?

wen midfield

 

[Supersuns]

wen midfield

 

[Cheifkeith95]

Chol is not a serious afl player.
What the **** was that turnover

 

[Scotty_222]

Chol is not a serious afl player.
What the * was that turnover

He’s got nothing to kick to, neither does budders as he’s coming out of the back line. There’s no movement

 

[Supersuns]

Dimma has a huge mess in front of him lol. Long way from being a finals team

 

[Cheifkeith95]

He’s got nothing to kick to, neither does budders as he’s coming out of the back line. There’s no movement

You legitimately can not just stand there let yourself get corralled then kick it high to a two on one, wheel around and kick long

 

[robo_1]

Funny reading the comments from the first quarter then after 1/4 time

 

[Young_Guns]

Dimma has a huge mess in front of him lol. Long way from being a finals team

At this point, am u/8’s coach coming in to teach the basics of how to kick the football is probably the direction to go.

 

[Supersuns]

Captains goal

 

[MarcLocksCrustySock]

Who needs Dusty when you have David Swallow

24

David Swallow

Age

32

Ht

186cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.1

5star

K

11.7

4star

HB

9.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

4.2

5star

D

18.4

4star

K

11.1

4star

HB

7.3

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

4.6

5star

CL

4.0

5star

D

19.4

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

9.4

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

5.0

5star

CL

4.4

5star

aka SPLUGGER

 

[Cheifkeith95]

Jack Martin

19

Jack Martin

Age

29

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.7

5star

G

0.9

4star

D

14.9

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

3.6

4star

G

1.1

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.6

3star

playing well at Carrara hurts

 

[Scotty_222]

Dusty’s done alright, 31d 3g

 

[MarcLocksCrustySock]

Dusty’s done alright, 31d 3g

3 goals? Splugger has 4

 

[Supersuns]

We are allergic to making good decisions

 

[kreglze]

Shouldn't ever throw away a 40 point lead. Diabolical 2nd quarter cost us once again.

 

[Young_Guns]

Well that’s sh*t

 

[Southern Sun]

Clear shepherd against swallow in that last curnow mark.