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- Jul 7, 2015
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It's been a quiet week for the Melbourne Football Club. No off-field dramas. No retiring players. No rumours of discontent. No sacked assistants. No weirdos getting access to our personal details. Just a regular week of contest and defence.
The most exciting thing here is that Trent Rivers
will be playing his 100th. Get around him lads, he's one of our bright lights for the future.
Otherwise it's an absolute dead rubber with nothing on the line and some boring as batshit changes. Well, one change. Superstar Sparrow is out, being replaced by fellow superstar Laurie. Are you making noise yet?
One positive possibility out of all this putrid piss-taking is the potential to piledrive the Pie's Premiership defence into the ground for good. They're as good as out of the race already, but maybe we can make it sting that little bit more.
But probably not. Pies by 22.
The most exciting thing here is that Trent Rivers
PLAYERCARDSTART
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Trent Rivers
- Age
- 23
- Ht
- 188cm
- Wt
- 87kg
- Pos.
- Def
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 10.7
- 3star
- K
- 6.0
- 2star
- HB
- 4.7
- 3star
- M
- 2.0
- 2star
- T
- 2.0
- 4star
- MG
- 171.3
- 3star
- D
- 10.7
- 3star
- K
- 6.0
- 2star
- HB
- 4.7
- 3star
- M
- 2.0
- 2star
- T
- 2.0
- 3star
- MG
- 171.3
- 3star
- D
- 10.7
- 3star
- K
- 6.0
- 3star
- HB
- 4.7
- 4star
- M
- 2.0
- 3star
- T
- 2.0
- 4star
- MG
- 171.3
- 3star
PLAYERCARDEND
Otherwise it's an absolute dead rubber with nothing on the line and some boring as batshit changes. Well, one change. Superstar Sparrow is out, being replaced by fellow superstar Laurie. Are you making noise yet?
One positive possibility out of all this putrid piss-taking is the potential to piledrive the Pie's Premiership defence into the ground for good. They're as good as out of the race already, but maybe we can make it sting that little bit more.
But probably not. Pies by 22.