
Round 3 sees us face another South Australian team, with Essendon hosting Port Adelaide at Marvel on Thursday night. This is going to be interesting.. There is one burning question.. Are we finally proper shit enough to get good enough picks to not be kinda shit, but almost ok… We played one of the youngest teams both this week and last, and most of us are hoping this trend continues… seriously if we get much younger, we’ll have Anthony Kledis wanting to date us… Even Leo is ok with us at the moment.
The round that was
Adelaide vs Essendon
Our backline sucks.. But so do our turnovers.. And we are the worst marking team in the comp still. Our forward line is also bloody raw as.. Even so if you told me Merret would have a 36 Disposal, 4-goal game and we’d still lose by over 10 goals.. I’d think you were ****en full of it.. I know AFL Fantasy rating isn’t the most meaningful stat, but after Merret, 17 of the next 18 were Crows players…
129 Marks to 59 - 20 Marks inside 50 to 7, 14 Contested marks to 7.. And we still lost the tackle count.
Congrats to Edwards on his Debut - not the best game to debut in, but looked ok out there at times.
ESSENDON 3.2 5.4 9.7 15.10 (100)
ADELAIDE 5.5 11.8 18.10 25.11 (161)
GOALS
Essendon: Merrett 4, Edwards 3, Draper 3, Kako 2, Martin, Caldwell, Gresham
Adelaide: Keays 4, Rachele 4, Fogarty 3, Thilthorpe 3, Neal-Bullen 2, Rankine 2, Soligo 2, Milera, Hinge, Walker, Curtin, Sholl
BEST
Essendon: Merrett, Caldwell, Redman, Tsatas, Durham
Adelaide: Dawson, Rankine, Keays, Rachele, Thilthorpe, Murray
INJURIES
Essendon: Nil
Adelaide: Nil
SUBSTITUTES
Essendon: Jye Menzie (replaced Nate Caddy in the fourth quarter)
Adelaide: Sid Draper (replaced Izak Rankine in the third quarter)
Crowd: 46,688 at the MCG
Port Adelaide vs Richmond Tigers
In a result that should have come as no surprise, given Port’s long-held reputation of being downhill skiers, Port rightly thumped the Tigers by 72 Points; a margin that flatters the Tigers given they are already down by 65 points at halftime before Port relaxed a little. Still, this is an ominous result for us, given we probably aren’t much better than the Tiges.
PORT ADELAIDE 6.6 13.11 19.13 21.14 (140)
RICHMOND 1.3 3.6 6.10 9.14 (68)
GOALS
Port Adelaide: Georgiades 4, Powell-Pepper 3, Rioli 3, Rozee 2, Burgoyne 2, Wines, Richards, Horne-Francis, Farrell, Evans, Byrne-Jones, Berry
Richmond: Armstrong 2, Campbell 2, McIntosh, Lalor, Fawcett, Blight, Bauer
BEST
Port Adelaide: Rozee, Powell-Pepper, Burgoyne, Farrell, Drew, Georgiades
Richmond: Mansell, Miller, Hopper, Armstrong, Campbell, Blight
INJURIES
Port Adelaide: Lukosius (knee)
Richmond: Banks (concussion)
SUBSTITUTES
Port Adelaide: Christian Moraes, replaced Jack Lukosius in the first quarter
Richmond: Kaleb Smith, replaced Sam Banks in the second quarter
Crowd: TBC at Adelaide Oval
The Last Time We Met
We got spanked! Merrett was great.. The team sucked.. A tale as old as time now.
PORT ADELAIDE 4.0 10.3 13.7 17.9 (111)
ESSENDON 3.3 4.4 6.5 6.6 (42)
GOALS
Port Adelaide: Rozee 3, Rioli 3, Finlayson 3, Byrne-Jones 3, Georgiades 2, Soldo, McEntee, Marshall
Essendon: Gresham 3, Stringer, Perkins, Jones
BEST
Port Adelaide: Rozee, Horne-Francis, Butters, Finlayson, Rioli
Essendon: Gresham, Merrett, McKay, Duursma, Caldwell
INJURIES
Port Adelaide: Boak (back)
Essendon: Perkins (hamstring)
SUBSTITUTES
Port Adelaide: Jase Burgoyne (replaced Travis Boak in the third quarter)
Essendon: Nick Hind (replaced Jye Menzie in the third quarter)
Crowd: 47,641 at Adelaide Oval
The Selection Table
Possible Outs
Menzie
Hobbs - Dunno what to do with this guy, don’t want him, but he needs to do more somehow
Jones - just doesn’t provide enough forward or on the wing - 2 marks for the game when we were desperate for marking power.
Redman, Shiel, Prior, McKay - Take your pick, the backline sucks rights now.
Possible Ins
Ridley - Thankfully back from Concussion
Hayes - Please - BOG in the VFL teams win over Williamstown - 16 Marks!
Hayes - Seriously - Get him ****en in
Unwin - Solid game in the VFL and we need small forwards - Will have more impact than Menzie imo
My Prediction -
Port by 45
Demons watch -
Go North!!! Current Pick - 4
Housekeeping
Sorry everyone, but this will be my last preview until May; after the North Melbourne Game - I’ll be back, unless someone takes over for the rest of the season (unlikely) and is better than me at this (very likely)
The round that was
Adelaide vs Essendon
Our backline sucks.. But so do our turnovers.. And we are the worst marking team in the comp still. Our forward line is also bloody raw as.. Even so if you told me Merret would have a 36 Disposal, 4-goal game and we’d still lose by over 10 goals.. I’d think you were ****en full of it.. I know AFL Fantasy rating isn’t the most meaningful stat, but after Merret, 17 of the next 18 were Crows players…
129 Marks to 59 - 20 Marks inside 50 to 7, 14 Contested marks to 7.. And we still lost the tackle count.
Congrats to Edwards on his Debut - not the best game to debut in, but looked ok out there at times.
ESSENDON 3.2 5.4 9.7 15.10 (100)
ADELAIDE 5.5 11.8 18.10 25.11 (161)
GOALS
Essendon: Merrett 4, Edwards 3, Draper 3, Kako 2, Martin, Caldwell, Gresham
Adelaide: Keays 4, Rachele 4, Fogarty 3, Thilthorpe 3, Neal-Bullen 2, Rankine 2, Soligo 2, Milera, Hinge, Walker, Curtin, Sholl
BEST
Essendon: Merrett, Caldwell, Redman, Tsatas, Durham
Adelaide: Dawson, Rankine, Keays, Rachele, Thilthorpe, Murray
INJURIES
Essendon: Nil
Adelaide: Nil
SUBSTITUTES
Essendon: Jye Menzie (replaced Nate Caddy in the fourth quarter)
Adelaide: Sid Draper (replaced Izak Rankine in the third quarter)
Crowd: 46,688 at the MCG
Port Adelaide vs Richmond Tigers
In a result that should have come as no surprise, given Port’s long-held reputation of being downhill skiers, Port rightly thumped the Tigers by 72 Points; a margin that flatters the Tigers given they are already down by 65 points at halftime before Port relaxed a little. Still, this is an ominous result for us, given we probably aren’t much better than the Tiges.
PORT ADELAIDE 6.6 13.11 19.13 21.14 (140)
RICHMOND 1.3 3.6 6.10 9.14 (68)
GOALS
Port Adelaide: Georgiades 4, Powell-Pepper 3, Rioli 3, Rozee 2, Burgoyne 2, Wines, Richards, Horne-Francis, Farrell, Evans, Byrne-Jones, Berry
Richmond: Armstrong 2, Campbell 2, McIntosh, Lalor, Fawcett, Blight, Bauer
BEST
Port Adelaide: Rozee, Powell-Pepper, Burgoyne, Farrell, Drew, Georgiades
Richmond: Mansell, Miller, Hopper, Armstrong, Campbell, Blight
INJURIES
Port Adelaide: Lukosius (knee)
Richmond: Banks (concussion)
SUBSTITUTES
Port Adelaide: Christian Moraes, replaced Jack Lukosius in the first quarter
Richmond: Kaleb Smith, replaced Sam Banks in the second quarter
Crowd: TBC at Adelaide Oval
The Last Time We Met
We got spanked! Merrett was great.. The team sucked.. A tale as old as time now.
PORT ADELAIDE 4.0 10.3 13.7 17.9 (111)
ESSENDON 3.3 4.4 6.5 6.6 (42)
GOALS
Port Adelaide: Rozee 3, Rioli 3, Finlayson 3, Byrne-Jones 3, Georgiades 2, Soldo, McEntee, Marshall
Essendon: Gresham 3, Stringer, Perkins, Jones
BEST
Port Adelaide: Rozee, Horne-Francis, Butters, Finlayson, Rioli
Essendon: Gresham, Merrett, McKay, Duursma, Caldwell
INJURIES
Port Adelaide: Boak (back)
Essendon: Perkins (hamstring)
SUBSTITUTES
Port Adelaide: Jase Burgoyne (replaced Travis Boak in the third quarter)
Essendon: Nick Hind (replaced Jye Menzie in the third quarter)
Crowd: 47,641 at Adelaide Oval
The Selection Table
Possible Outs
Menzie
Hobbs - Dunno what to do with this guy, don’t want him, but he needs to do more somehow
Jones - just doesn’t provide enough forward or on the wing - 2 marks for the game when we were desperate for marking power.
Redman, Shiel, Prior, McKay - Take your pick, the backline sucks rights now.
Possible Ins
Ridley - Thankfully back from Concussion
Hayes - Please - BOG in the VFL teams win over Williamstown - 16 Marks!
Hayes - Seriously - Get him ****en in
Unwin - Solid game in the VFL and we need small forwards - Will have more impact than Menzie imo
My Prediction -
Port by 45
Demons watch -
Go North!!! Current Pick - 4
Housekeeping
Sorry everyone, but this will be my last preview until May; after the North Melbourne Game - I’ll be back, unless someone takes over for the rest of the season (unlikely) and is better than me at this (very likely)
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