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I chose masten to get caught holding the ball infinity times but it wouldn't submit.
Holy ******* smokes.
You've just made the authors for upcoming previews give up already
Congratulations on now having to complete this on a weekly basis
It was a bit of a subtle one. Just glad to have an opportunity to pull out my favourite Lycett gif
It’s hard to believe that match and the grand final happened in the same year. That was some dire shit that night.I only just noticed the part where Slyce points to his team-mates to set up for a kick-in and casually struts off. Almost as funny as the miss itself.
I predict that Masten will kick a 90 mt. Torp from the centre square after the final siren to win the game by 2 pointsNo Motlop is a good thing. No Amon, we should kill this one at OS.
Haha Slyce is a legend.Lol wow i just got the ending where Slyce deliberately misses the ball in the goalsquare
UTBC
Haha Slyce is a legend.
Alright, thnx for playing all! Time for some (pseudo)analysis of our results.
METHODOLOGICAL LIMITATIONS
We've had almost 300 responses click through to 'submit'. However, these results of which are skewed by the mandatory 'back' button, which allows people to try out multiple endings.
A further problem is there is no population control, so some of you campaigners would have done this multiple times. Like you don't even care about the scientific method or replicability of this study. **** you.
Lastly, thanks to a lack of precision in the tools, there's no way of tracking choices that loop backwards, such as the 'SPP melt' or 'Infinite Masten HTBs'.
All in all, there are so many flaws with this data set that we can be almost certain that the collective wisdom of the bigfooty eagles board is represented accurately here.
SOME (MINIMAL) WORRY ABOUT THE RUCK
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Here we see that a significant number of people backed our champion premiership ruckman Scott Lycett to come out firing.
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However, the number of people thinking that our ruck dept. would at least be able to break even was quite significant.
Looks like we are going in with both Vardy and Hickey, from Simmo's presser. There is some justified concern about this if the weather is bad, but we're not freaking out about this matchup.
MIDFIELD MATCHUPS
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Some genuine disagreement about our midfield. What a surprise! #priddisholdingusback
But that's fair enough, given the highs and lows we have seen by our boys in the middle this year. Add in the possibility of any moisture. Time to get the oily balls out.
Meanwhile, some people (~19 or so) have identified Rockliff is a problem that needs containing. His own midfield coach came out earlier in the week saying that Rockliff needs to focus on being more damaging and not racking up dinky possessions. So let's chalk this one up to the "I want to explore every permutation" mob who took this survey multiple times.
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FORWARD EFFICIENCY
Some crazy stats going about lately re how efficient we are, and how inefficient Port have been so far. So it's interesting to see a clear consensus about who our matchwinner up front is gunna be, based on the options in the poll:
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CONCLUSION
The Port board won't be happy if they win, as it gets in the way of their push to fold the club / sack woosha / putoutyrtarps / whatever. So it's hard to see anything but a resounding Eagles victory as the only happy ending to this natrrative.
Luckily, the very scientific results here confirm this hypothesis. Eagles by 5 goals!
You guys still clapping Gaff on every possession even after his coward punch of an 18 year old.
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You guys still clapping Gaff on every possession even after his coward punch of an 18 year old.
but in all seriousness he guys a star - wish we had a Gaff. We have a sniper in Jonas but he'll assist more goals for you guys this week then for us.