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Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 18 team thread
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pantskyle
Angry Ape
- Oct 1, 2007
- 128,669
- 134,570
- AFL Club
- West Coast
- Other Teams
- Storm-Man Utd-Heart-Luton-Patriots
So which one of you has there period?
fitzroybowiedog
Diminishing Returns.
- Mar 13, 2007
- 26,186
- 33,930
- AFL Club
- Western Bulldogs
- Other Teams
- FFC, CFC, 76ers, Oilers, Roys FFC
fitzroybowiedog
Diminishing Returns.
- Mar 13, 2007
- 26,186
- 33,930
- AFL Club
- Western Bulldogs
- Other Teams
- FFC, CFC, 76ers, Oilers, Roys FFC
Our cycles must be in sync.
fitzroybowiedog
Diminishing Returns.
- Mar 13, 2007
- 26,186
- 33,930
- AFL Club
- Western Bulldogs
- Other Teams
- FFC, CFC, 76ers, Oilers, Roys FFC
Are you old? tired? forgetful? Well have I got the thing for you, a new weekly segment!!!
HOLD UP? A new weekly segment I hear you say?
YES!!! A new weekly segment to shine a spotlight on the best performing Gorilla each round!!!
****APPLAUSE****
ROYS FFC GORILLA OF THE ROUND - PRESEASON
GAME 1 - ROYS V DEMONS
Game 1 of the preseason wont be a game that is etched into Roy folklore, firstly it's preseason and secondly it was business as usual, with a 'close, but not close enough' 17 point loss against the Demons. After the heartbreak that was S17, it is to be expected that the Roys start of a bit sluggishly. Apparently Volta didn't read the Roys script. The second year Roy, after doing the typical rookie apprenticeship in the forward line in his first season, he was thrown into the midfield, and did not disappoint. Running rings around his opposite number Eth all day. Unfortunately for Volta, the rest of the Roys weren't up to his endeavour.
Volta's Day: 24 touches, 6 tackles, 3 goals, 111 DT points and if you needed another stat to show how much he got under the Demons skin, 7 Frees For.
GAME 2 - ROYS V WARRIORS
Game 2 of the preseason brought the new whipper snappers to the carefully manicured lawn of the old Roys. And in good old geriatric Roy fashion it was a solid 'Get off my lawn' game. Bursting out from the gates the Roys, with a slight fade in the last quarter, taught these so called Warriors some respect. None more so that Slax. Marauding around the forward flank, disposing of Stronzo without care.
Slax's Day: 17 touches, 5 Marks, 76 DT points and 2 Goals to boot.
GORILLAS OF THE WEEK
P1 - Volta
P2 - Slax
HOLD UP? A new weekly segment I hear you say?
YES!!! A new weekly segment to shine a spotlight on the best performing Gorilla each round!!!
****APPLAUSE****
ROYS FFC GORILLA OF THE ROUND - PRESEASON
GAME 1 - ROYS V DEMONS
Game 1 of the preseason wont be a game that is etched into Roy folklore, firstly it's preseason and secondly it was business as usual, with a 'close, but not close enough' 17 point loss against the Demons. After the heartbreak that was S17, it is to be expected that the Roys start of a bit sluggishly. Apparently Volta didn't read the Roys script. The second year Roy, after doing the typical rookie apprenticeship in the forward line in his first season, he was thrown into the midfield, and did not disappoint. Running rings around his opposite number Eth all day. Unfortunately for Volta, the rest of the Roys weren't up to his endeavour.
Volta's Day: 24 touches, 6 tackles, 3 goals, 111 DT points and if you needed another stat to show how much he got under the Demons skin, 7 Frees For.
GAME 2 - ROYS V WARRIORS
Game 2 of the preseason brought the new whipper snappers to the carefully manicured lawn of the old Roys. And in good old geriatric Roy fashion it was a solid 'Get off my lawn' game. Bursting out from the gates the Roys, with a slight fade in the last quarter, taught these so called Warriors some respect. None more so that Slax. Marauding around the forward flank, disposing of Stronzo without care.
Slax's Day: 17 touches, 5 Marks, 76 DT points and 2 Goals to boot.
GORILLAS OF THE WEEK
P1 - Volta
P2 - Slax
Mooch
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A new weekly segment? How can I purchase this great literary work?
fitzroybowiedog
Diminishing Returns.
- Mar 13, 2007
- 26,186
- 33,930
- AFL Club
- Western Bulldogs
- Other Teams
- FFC, CFC, 76ers, Oilers, Roys FFC
What a great question!!!
All you need to do is be a regular around the SFA and Roys FFC team board!!
It is the only place you'll ever need to keep abreast of all things Gorilla qooty related!!
- Jan 13, 2001
- 15,903
- 6,945
- AFL Club
- Brisbane Lions
- Other Teams
- Man City
And it will take me all week to recover from it too
Mooch
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Wow! In that case I will make sure I'm here for the next installment.
Looking forward to the new season, which is only a week away now (well, until the match threads go up anyway).
Looking forward to the new season, which is only a week away now (well, until the match threads go up anyway).
Mooch
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Clearly you weren't drunk enough but that's OK in pre-season. So long as you learn from it, get very, very drunk and move on.I hope my form turns around from the pre-season competition.
Stronzo
Hall of Famer
In gay parlance, is a Gorilla some kind of large hairy male?
I'm only asking you guys because I know we're cool.
I'm only asking you guys because I know we're cool.
Mooch
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Clearly you know more about the subject than we do, so we'll just have to view to your superior knowledge and accept it. Though I think it is a bit sexist of you to ignore the female if the species.
Stronzo
Hall of Famer
Look, I'm really sorry to have offended you, I didn't realise the Gorilla phenomenon was also used with females - interesting.
As you were Gorillas
fitzroybowiedog
Diminishing Returns.
- Mar 13, 2007
- 26,186
- 33,930
- AFL Club
- Western Bulldogs
- Other Teams
- FFC, CFC, 76ers, Oilers, Roys FFC
Bye.
Mooch
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Have you boys seen this? Relive Fitzroy's last ever win.
fitzroybowiedog
Diminishing Returns.
- Mar 13, 2007
- 26,186
- 33,930
- AFL Club
- Western Bulldogs
- Other Teams
- FFC, CFC, 76ers, Oilers, Roys FFC
The only home game I missed that year.....
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
parlance is gay parlance
Stronzo
Hall of Famer
If you say so.
Klim
Brownlow Medallist
- Sep 17, 2013
- 12,532
- 10,364
- AFL Club
- Sydney
Boys. Chuds on me. I have something special to say.
Sent from my GT-P3110 using Tapatalk
Sent from my GT-P3110 using Tapatalk
fitzroybowiedog
Diminishing Returns.
- Mar 13, 2007
- 26,186
- 33,930
- AFL Club
- Western Bulldogs
- Other Teams
- FFC, CFC, 76ers, Oilers, Roys FFC
"Sent from my GT-P3110 using Tapatalk"?
Klim
Brownlow Medallist
- Sep 17, 2013
- 12,532
- 10,364
- AFL Club
- Sydney
What?
