Official Team Thread Roys FFC S38 Community Rooms - Gorillas gonna grill

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SPAM FL (Reserve Grade) :​


If you thought our senior game was a heartstopper, I suggest you check out our 2nd game to see what bareknuckle qooty is really all about!

R.O.I. 12.6.78 def Alberton Swamprats 11.10.76
Goals: Chezzalenko Reborn 4, Mego Red 3, Klim 2, I bleed Blue, Pure Grunt , Allikat
Match Start: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1384871/post-85159597
In quite a tussle, TheDarkDwarf had the better of Chezzalenko Reborn. - 96m from 3 to 99. (But Chezz kicked 4 goals ...)
In what became a bit of a clinic, Pure Grunt did a demolition job on Jewelsbon. - 97m from 0 to 97. (A week in the 2's may have done him good!)
In an epic battle, Firestarter and Eat Fresh were evenly matched. - 99m from 0 to 99. (But Eat Fresh won the hitouts 13 to 9 ...)
I do love a narrow win.
 
Posting Stats Rd6 New
Season 38 Rd6 Roys v Swamprats Posting Stats
ROYRd1Rd2Rd3ByeRd5Rd6TotalAvg
_Mike_ 12817378
3KZ is Football 861169408
Aristotle Pickett 12362
DERRINALPHIL 15145127511223
Dicky Fitzwell 12362
Ed_Gein 10102
Elmer_Hauser 3918318818
fitzroybowiedog 1121114125912
HinkleysHeroes 266143
JackNah_8 622314368
judge judy 441
Mobbs 9711818055143593119
Mooch 1221222268317
Phar Ace 12021105211
royboy2 6716204
SpecialBruce 13651164
TheGoatBaron 536038488828758
windyhill 12141

Good engagement against the Swampies, which is no surprise. This fixture is usually one of the most entertaining games of the season with our favourite opponents and this one was no different.

Next up: The Warriors at the BJO. The warriors are 0.02% behind us on the ladder. Literally (well, almost) the narrowest of margins so we're going to need everything to kick their arses next week. These buffoons spend too much time at the theme park and have plenty of soft spots. We can take them. So get ready for next week. And when Sunday comes. Bring everything you've got and ......
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Selection Day! Selection and position can be mildy gamed thru participation.
 

Barrels Award - Round 6 (v Swamprats)​


Following the thread with the Swampies, the following individuals have been selected for identification as worthy candidates for the Barrels Award.

Firstly, those who featured in the voting though weren't ultimately the Award winner:
MP_ - Possibly for that one time he said he loved the Roys.
Raz - Simply for repeating 5 times midweek that they wouldn't post midweek.
serial_thrilla - For finally giving the Swamprats a foothold in the joke-telling subgenre.

And the Barrels winner for Round 6, Season 38 - kind of already leaked due to the FattyLumpkin Award, was damicky !

A strong involvement all week ranging from offensive work to other construction nodes. Well done damicky!

Here is a super creepy image of a cat on a barrel just to ruin everybody's day.

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Cat on a barrel CAT ON A BARREL.
 
Match Stats Rd7 New
Season 38 Round 7 Roys v Warriors
Rd7 ROYvCIWHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
Reardo 07480000049
Elmer_Hauser 05452010143
DERRINALPHIL 42143100034
Aristotle Pickett 06401000034
JackNah_8 05451000041
Mobbs 05980020052
3KZ is Football 012571001075
SpecialBruce 0125161120284
Phar Ace 012382100070
HinkleysHeroes 084130121265
Ed_Gein 07050010129
_Mike_ 05350010031
Dicky Fitzwell 0000000000
TheGoatBaron 07001105258
Mooch 02121001124
judge judy 990115202092
fitzroybowiedog 010094102279
royboy2 0110154231280
windyhill 02260010021
Roylion 06340000035

I thought the Warriors inaccuracy was going to let us back into this game but it turns out we were just as good at the inaccuracy thing. SpecialBruce (28 touches), royboy2 (26 touches and 1.2 goals), judge judy (20 touches, 9 hitouts, 5 tackles, 2 goals), and Phar Ace (20 touches). Plenty of goals were shared around, led by TheGoatBaron with 5.2, judge judy and fitzroybowiedog with a couple each, and 3KZ is Football, HinkleysHeroes, Mooch, and royboy2 all getting in on the act. Special mention to Dicky Fitzwell who never left the hotdog stand for the full 100 minutes.

The season so far....
ROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
_Mike_ 043173361551287
3KZ is Football 064275787432434
Aristotle Pickett 031212350300213
Chezzalenko Reborn 0213002009
DERRINALPHIL 76411491913643398
Dicky Fitzwell 01832011117138
Eat Fresh 0000000000
Ed_Gein 250172983601279
Elmer_Hauser 016112620102140
fitzroybowiedog 0614403315477459
HinkleysHeroes 043194986752333
JackNah_8 029162122223196
judge judy 91842073241165
Mobbs 038314330613296
Mooch 019101032386166
Phar Ace 0752868115811477
Pure Grunt 018102144111150
Reardo 035233310510235
royboy2 0611563219679478
Roylion 029212420600188
SpecialBruce 07614851310352525
TheGoatBaron 037416412412306
windyhill 02792852401175
 
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Could have gone better! 4.7 in the last quarter sure helped us throw our chances away grrr!

Sweet FA (Senior Grade) :
Roys FFC 3.2 / 4.5 / 9.6 / 13.13.91
Warriors 3.5 / 8.13 / 12.13 / 15.17.107
Goals: TheGoatBaron 5, judge judy, fitzroybowiedog 2, 3KZ is Football, HinkleysHeroes, Mooch, royboy2
Match Start: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1386752/post-85259663
Match Stats: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1386752/post-85260542
Ladder: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1384244/post-85260726

SPAM FL (Reserve Grade) :
Yet to be played.
 
Posting Stats Rd7 New
Season 38 Rd 7 Roys v Warriors Posting Stats
ROYRd1Rd2Rd3ByeRd5Rd6Rd7TotalAvg
_Mike_ 1281728377
3KZ is Football 8611699407
Aristotle Pickett 12361
DERRINALPHIL 1514512751911219
Dicky Fitzwell 123261
Ed_Gein 10102
Elmer_Hauser 391831168815
fitzroybowiedog 11211141295910
HinkleysHeroes 2663143
JackNah_8 6223141366
judge judy 441
Mobbs 97118180551434359399
Mooch 12212222668314
Phar Ace 12021105529
royboy2 67162204
SpecialBruce 136513163
TheGoatBaron 53603848881928748
windyhill 12141
No. of Posters151512013141415
Totals25132436201883421651467
* Excludes BYES

Plenty of active posters in this thread but the thread never really got going. I guess it's hard to banter with Steve Buscemi.
 
Match Stats Rd8 New
Season 38 Rd 8 Furies v Roys
ROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
fitzroybowiedog05065500052
Reardo05770000050
Dicky Fitzwell02000011110
Aristotle Pickett04330000027
Ed_Gein06570000047
Mobbs06151100036
3KZ is Football072160510061
SpecialBruce09870141060
windyhill02182110031
HinkleysHeroes02131030010
Elmer_Hauser09371001060
Roylion05581122057
royboy202011000012
TheGoatBaron03101003034
Mooch0100000109
DERRINALPHIL1010062110159
Phar Ace04276100057
Pure Grunt013051010151
_Mike_05131000129
JackNah_806140001136

Pffft. Pfft. Well that sucked. Despite 5 goals shared by TheGoatBaron and Roylion, a whole bunch of posession for 3KZ is Football, DERRINALPHIL getting plenty of hands on the ball at the stoppages and around the ground, and Phar Ace tackling like a fishing box*, we were well off the pace today. Thanks to the Furies shocking accuracy, the game appeared to be some sort of contest - at least on the scoreboard - but in reality it was as good as over at quarter time.

That loss knocks us out of the 8 on percentage - we're in the middle of a group of 7 teams on 3 wins - and we have the 2nd worst percentage of that group by virtue of our low points scored. We're back home next week against the Old Bastards. That one is a must win or we could be second last in 7 days time.

The season so far ......
ROYHOKMHTFFFAGBDt
_Mike_ 048183671552316
3KZ is Football 0712973812532495
Aristotle Pickett 035242650300240
Chezzalenko Reborn 0213002009
DERRINALPHIL 86511552114744457
Dicky Fitzwell 02032012128148
Eat Fresh 0000000000
Ed_Gein 256223683601326
Elmer_Hauser 025143330112200
fitzroybowiedog 0664463820477511
HinkleysHeroes 0452052961052343
JackNah_8 035172522234232
judge judy 91842073241165
Mobbs 044324841613332
Mooch 020101032396175
Phar Ace 0793075176811534
Pure Grunt 031102654212201
Reardo 040304010510285
royboy2 0631573319679490
Roylion 034263231820245
SpecialBruce 08522921311762585
TheGoatBaron 040517412712340
windyhill 029103673501206
 

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Bad day at the races for the Roys this weekend.

Sweet FA (Senior Grade) :
Furies 6.1 / 8.7 / 10.12 / 14.13.97
Roys FFC 2.1 / 4.1 / 5.3 / 10.5.65
Goals: TheGoatBaron 3, Roylion 2, Dicky Fitzwell, SpecialBruce, Elmer_Hauser, Mooch, JackNah_8
Match Start: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1387105/post-85363324
Match Stats: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1387105/post-85364274
Ladder: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1384244/post-85364691

SPAM FL (Reserve Grade) :
Tittybong Thunder 17.10.112 def R.O.I. 12.4.76
judge judy 15 Kicks, 22 handballs, 9 tackles, 128 DT points
Chezzalenko Reborn 3 goals
Eat Fresh 13 hitouts
Game Link: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1384871/post-85366881
 

Barrels Award - Round 7 (v Warriors)​


We got together after the loss to the Warriors last week and decided who we thought was least annoying ;)

TheInjuryFactory polled but did not make the final 3.
In third spot was spudmaster
In second place was Tonga Bob
And out clear in first place was the never-satisfied Dinsdale

Congratulations Dinsdale on your win, here is a barrel especially for you!

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PS: Please don't undress near barrel.
 
Posting Stats Rd8 New
Season 38 Posting Stats
ROYRd1Rd2Rd3ByeRd5Rd6Rd7Rd8TotalAvg
_Mike_ 12817287447
3KZ is Football 86116996467
Aristotle Pickett 12361
Chezzalenko Reborn 00
DERRINALPHIL 151451275191813019
Dicky Fitzwell 1232171
Eat Fresh 00
Ed_Gein 10102
Elmer_Hauser 391831164112919
fitzroyblue 11211141294639
HinkleysHeroes 26632163
JackNah_8 622314111477
judge judy 441
Mobbs 9711818055143435865193
Mooch 12212222662110415
Phar Ace 12021105288012
Pure Grunt 00
Reardo 00
royboy2 671623234
Roylion 00
SpecialBruce 1365135213
TheGoatBaron 5360384888194733448
windyhill 12141
No. of Posters15151201314141415
Totals25132436201883421652521719
* Excludes BYES

We're consistently getting 14 posters in a match thread. Not worth calling Norris McWhirter about but not worth logging a missing persons case about either.
 
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Round 9! (The round before the one where I have to do the match threads because I'm a pushover)
We host the OOBs at the BJO this weekend. Match thread is below:
 
Hello Roys long time no see….

My ****ing Cats better beat those Lions tomorrow evening…

I’ll be watching from my favourite position if you care to join!!

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Have a good night x
Hi CatsR! Very cool to see you. Didn't your ****ing cats smash Brisbane in a preliminary final a year or two ago?

Good luck to you wherever you are!
 
Not Game Day! Match due to start TOMORROW! Weather is as yet unknown (unreleased).

Make sure you DO NOT COME today, unless you are BORED and have NOTHING BETTER TO DO.


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Hi CatsR! Very cool to see you. Didn't your ****ing cats smash Brisbane in a preliminary final a year or two ago?

Good luck to you wherever you are!
Yep. I was there in 22’, unfortunately this time I couldn’t go but if we win today, then I am in the ballot for Grand Final tickets.
 
Hello Roys long time no see….

My ****ing Cats better beat those Lions tomorrow evening…

I’ll be watching from my favourite position if you care to join!!

Jessica Alba GIF


Have a good night x
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