Russell Robertson releases his Michael Owen brochure

[kfleong2000]

Quite clever, a lot of effort and an excellent parody of the fake Adebayor brochure.

I salute you!

 

[Schulzenfest]

LOL, good thread.

 

[Demon 86]

haha good OP! Adebayor's brochure was slightly better (purely for the originality) but this was quite amusing


WARNING- next part is soccer related:
For those who haven't seen the inspiration:

Michael Owen Brochure - this is serious

Adebayor Brochure - gags

 

[Grandmaster_B]

Im not saying its a bad thread, but why the hell was it sticked?


Ive only been away 1 week and Bay13 has gone down hill big time.

To be expected I guess.

 

[kfleong2000]

Im not saying its a bad thread, but why the hell was it sticked?


Ive only been away 1 week and Bay13 has gone down hill big time.

To be expected I guess.

On the contrary, my dear sir, this place has gone up hill in the week you didn't get to post your crap opinions under your various thinly-disguised aliases.

Even one of your fellow Demons fans saw the funny.

 

[King Of The Hille]

leave the bloke alone
his had a pretty decent career
deserves respect

 

[lions_den]

leave the bloke alone
his had a pretty decent career
deserves respect

 

[Tulip]

leave the bloke alone
his had a pretty decent career
deserves respect

I agree, if he'd played for West Coast he'd be a legend considering this place has become the official West Coast potshot Forum

 

[Grandmaster_B]

Still cant believe this post was stickied.


Mods have lost the plot.

 

[E Shed]

Still cant believe this post was stickied.


Mods have lost the plot.

Yes imagine wanting to draw attention to something funny that took a bit of work instead of another 50 threads about who is more shit out of Watts and Naitanui.
You must have really seen it all in your nearly 3 months on BigFooty eh?

 

[Bald Mercenary]

It's quite sad that some loser would spend so much time on something so unfunny. What a boring, lonely life you must lead.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

LMAOROFL

This is what you call a quality post

The only difference between Russel and Owen himself is that a big club is not in search of a Forward who is way past his due by date.





O wait.

Owen has already shown to be a terrible signing, fresh airies almost Robbie Keane at Liverpool quality.

Could probably give Robbo a 1 year performance based deal at the Cats, be interesting.

How was Everton's start to the season?

 

[subaru]

leave the bloke alone
his had a pretty decent career
deserves respect

I reckon it's bullshit he's been *****d off. Remember - this is Melbourne - they're cup is not exactly running over with talent at the moment and they ditch a 40 goal forward.
I hope he does get a crack somewhere else.

 

[peppy la pew]

It's quite sad that some loser would spend so much time on something so unfunny. What a boring, lonely life you must lead.

Oh look the humour police are in town,

If you can't recognise a classic Bay 13 pisstake for what it is, then maybe you should consider glassing yourself.

 

[Bayer_]

I reckon it's bullshit he's been *****d off. Remember - this is Melbourne - they're cup is not exactly running over with talent at the moment and they ditch a 40 goal forward.
I hope he does get a crack somewhere else.

I think it's got more to do with the fact that he won't be a part of Melbourne's next flag. As such, the club isn't interested anymore.

 

[tigerintheblood]

Owen has already shown to be a terrible signing, fresh airies almost Robbie Keane at Liverpool quality.

Could probably give Robbo a 1 year performance based deal at the Cats, be interesting.

How was Everton's start to the season?

Quite a poor start to the season for Everton, but as I type this Everton beat some mob in the UEFA Cup 4 0.

And the Manchester United target Jack Rodwell kicks two absolute gems.

The difference? United lost to Burnley and were completely outplayed.

 

[Ochre]

I think it's got more to do with the fact that he won't be a part of Melbourne's next flag. As such, the club isn't interested anymore.

if that was case they'd get rid of everyone on their list

 

[Crazy Joe Davola]

9/10 for effort

1/10 for effictive humour.

Congratulations you qualify for this week’s special achievement award.

Now pat yourself on the head & run tell mummy what you've done.

easy to understand when it is about a bloke who would be in your clubs top 5 best ever forwards of the modern era.

and is absolutely shithouse.

 

[Crazy Joe Davola]

Awesome work on the leaflet mate! Pity tcwaters had to be his boring self and have a go at Watts.

this whole cellar dweller rivalry

Versus

And the winner is......................

 

[Crazy Joe Davola]

leave the bloke alone
his had a pretty decent career
deserves respect

he's shit and so are England.

 

[Grandmaster_B]

easy to understand when it is about a bloke who would be in your clubs top 5 best ever forwards of the modern era.

and is absolutely shithouse.

Does the name Anthony Rocca ring a bell?

 

[Crazy Joe Davola]

Im not saying its a bad thread, but why the hell was it sticked?


Ive only been away 1 week and Bay13 has gone down hill big time.

To be expected I guess.

quality deserves to be stickied and the op is quality

 

[Crazy Joe Davola]

It's quite sad that some loser would spend so much time on something so unfunny. What a boring, lonely life you must lead.

i know you've only been here a short time but so have I, and it didn't take me long to work out bay13, FFS, get with the program.

 

[Crazy Joe Davola]

Does the name Anthony Rocca ring a bell?

rocca>>>>>>leigh brown>>>>>robbo>>>>>>>>>>watts

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Quite a poor start to the season for Everton, but as I type this Everton beat some mob in the UEFA Cup 4 0.

And the Manchester United target Jack Rodwell kicks two absolute gems.

The difference? United lost to Burnley and were completely outplayed.

I know, I laughed. Good news about Rodwell