State of Origin S13R02: South Australia V Vic Country @ Adelaide Oval

[iBeng]

Sigh, looks like my irony meter just broke as well Frankston Rover, well done.

Should we discuss if your families inbred or would that be outside the spirit of the SFA? You ARE from the country after all. Sources of entertainment include tumbleweed spotting, straw chewing and breeding with cousins.

 

[brahj]

Remember when Bengwatkins was funny?

Me either.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Sigh, looks like my irony meter just broke as well Frankston Rover, well done.

Should we discuss if your families inbred or would that be outside the spirit of the SFA? You ARE from the country after all. Sources of entertainment include tumbleweed spotting, straw chewing and breeding with cousins.

The Mornington Peninsula is hardly bumpkin territory unlike the upper Spencer Gulf region which could only be described as the arseh*le of Australia.

When even Adelaide is a step up, you know you've got problems...

 

[iBeng]

Remember when Bengwatkins was funny?

Me either.

Im still laughing from when you implied I inbreed.

Top shelf stuff from an EKAer.

 

[brahj]

Im still laughing from when you implied I inbreed.

Top shelf stuff from an EKAer.

Cry me a river, Justin.

If you're so sensitive about what happens on Christmas Day maybe you should just start saying no. It's your body, Beng, no matter how often Uncle Billy says your arse is his.

 

[iBeng]

Cry me a river, Justin.

If you're so sensitive about what happens on Christmas Day maybe you should just start saying no. It's your body, Beng, no matter how often Uncle Billy says your arse is his.

You cant spell class without ass, as they say.

So anyone else on this Count team or is it you and Franky Bean vs the world?

 

[brahj]

You cant spell class without ass, as they say.

So anyone else on this Count team or is it you and Franky Bean vs the world?

Plenty. It's a little unfair when it's 20 onto one though. You can't say we aren't good sports.

We should get them all in here, it might get your impending melt out of the way a little sooner...

 

[iBeng]

Plenty. It's a little unfair when it's 20 onto one though. You can't say we aren't good sports.

We should get them all in here, it might get your impending melt out of the way a little sooner...

Melt? I take back what I said last season, you were funnier and more enjoyable when you just posted GIFs with occasionally 2 liners to go with them. Now you've perched yourself on a pedastal and we all have to stare up your nose. And skirt. Im not sure which of the two is more disturbing to be honest.

How long until you overthrow pants anyway?

 

[brahj]

Melt? I take back what I said last season, you were funnier and more enjoyable when you just posted GIFs with occasionally 2 liners to go with them. Now you've perched yourself on a pedastal and we all have to stare up your nose. And skirt. Im not sure which of the two is more disturbing to be honest.

How long until you overthrow pants anyway?

No need to overthrow him, I'm just going to lock the door when he leaves at the end of S19.

...but you insinuated I wasn't enjoyable when I did that? In fact, if I remember correctly, you cracked the shits harder than a 6 year-old who was just told by his Mum that he can't have the Raphael figurine that he is clutching so tightly. Remember Beng? ...That happened during my second week in the SFA.

I'd say I'm doing all the right things without having to heed the advice of a cousin-fiddling, egotistical usurper.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Melt? I take back what I said last season, you were funnier and more enjoyable when you just posted GIFs with occasionally 2 liners to go with them. Now you've perched yourself on a pedastal and we all have to stare up your nose. And skirt. Im not sure which of the two is more disturbing to be honest.

How long until you overthrow pants anyway?

Ahh well. At least it was other people that put brahj on his pedestal.

As opposed to you and the Bandits...

 

[iBeng]

No need to overthrow him, I'm just going to lock the door when he leaves at the end of S19.

...but you insinuated I wasn't enjoyable when I did that? In fact, if I remember correctly, you cracked the shits harder than a 6 year-old who was just told by his Mum that he can't have the Raphael figurine that he is clutching so tightly. Remember Beng? ...That happened during my second week in the SFA.

I'd say I'm doing all the right things without having to heed the advice of a cousin-fiddling, egotistical usurper.

I take it you just glanced my post.

Ahh well. At least it was other people that put brahj on his pedestal.

As opposed to you and the Bandits...

You're right, why should I think of myself as a good player? Ive achieved stuff all in 3 seasons...Besides learning how to train monkeys really really well. Oh and how to recover from a captain blindsiding the team you play for. But lets not let that get in the way of your point here.

So does this count as a threesome with you two or what?

 

[brahj]

I take it you just glanced my post.

You're not seriously suggesting I read something you post are you?

You're right, why should I think of myself as a good player? Ive achieved stuff all in 3 seasons...Besides learning how to train monkeys really really well. Oh and how to recover from a captain blindsiding the team you play for. But lets not let that get in the way of your point here.

So does this count as a threesome with you two or what?

Did you help Shermy recover after you threw the toys out of the cot and demanded the Captaincy?

 

[iBeng]

You're not seriously suggesting I read something you post are you?

Did you help Shermy recover after you threw the toys out of the cot and demanded the Captaincy?

Of course, if you didnt post it why would you bother even noticing it?

And how did you get into the closed board room meeting?! We said strictly no press/twats to be allowed entry!

 

[Shermy]

You're not seriously suggesting I read something you post are you?
Did you help Shermy recover after you threw the toys out of the cot and demanded the Captaincy?

I scored new toys out of it!

 

[RookieListed]

How long till I get to beat tigland in the ruck?

 

[Frankston Rover]

You're right, why should I think of myself as a good player? Ive achieved stuff all in 3 seasons...Besides learning how to train monkeys really really well. Oh and how to recover from a captain blindsiding the team you play for. But lets not let that get in the way of your point here.

Mate if I'd made cracked the sads, played for a pissweak side and then made sure I was full forward for every single match I was part of, I'm sure I'd have a kick-arse record too.

But then I'm not a w@nker...

 

[brahj]

Of course, if you didnt post it why would you bother even noticing it?

Are you suggesting that I love myself, Beng? A poster who is notorious for furiously blowing his own horn to anyone who has the misfortune of possessing ears suggesting others are egotistical?! I've seen it all now. This has come full circle. It feels like the end of Fight Club. Am I Tyler Durden?! Or did I invent him?

...at any cost okeydoke7 I believe I am owed two ALF badges.

 

[iBeng]

Mate if I'd made cracked the sads, played for a pissweak side and then made sure I was full forward for every single match I was part of, I'm sure I'd have a kick-arse record too.

But then I'm not a [EMAIL]w@nker...


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[tigland]

How long till I get to beat tigland in the ruck?

2 more season and I will retire.

 

[RookieListed]

2 more season and I will retire.

I like you and all but if forms anything to go by I'm gonna smash you tonight

 

[tigland]

I like you and all but if forms anything to go by I'm gonna smash you tonight

i was rested last game as I had put us in a dominate position early, but ok.

 

[Smoooothy]

I scored new toys out of it!

i miss you Bash Brother

 

[Shermy]

i miss you Bash Brother

You know where I am Bash Bro

 

[Smoooothy]

You know where I am Bash Bro

ASL??

 

[Shermy]

ASL??

16/F/Asian

hbu?