Official Match Thread S16 Preseason Round 5 Group B: Geelong Gumbies vs Roys FC @ The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[Reardo]

skateboards are retro Reardo, if he turns up with fancy shoes with lights and wheels in them, then you know you have a problem. and don't worry about me, i may be under 30, but i'm old at heart, sitting down in the afternoons listening to a few songs by Englebert or Bing on the old gramophone, sipping a nice cup of lemon water.

You talk the talk but can you go into long winded monologues about nothing?

 

[pantskyle]

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

You talk the talk but can you go into long winded monologues about nothing?

Not particularly, i've never been good at the general chit chat things, i have a preference for the stoic silence when face to face with other people, there was time however that this wasn't the case, working long hours and my job was to talk, and talk and talk, it was what i did, but then i found that i could save some of my time by cutting down the number of meals i had in a day, so that i wouldn't be spending so much time in the kitchen, which interestingly enough reminded me of place i stayed in in Paris, not Paris France mind you, but Paris Texas, which was a very good film with Harry Dean Stanton, very good cinematic delicacy, much like raspberry bullet, which are my favorite, chocolate mind you, not those feral white chocolate ones, they are very poor, which i am definitely not, i come from a great line of land holders in the fitzroy area and surrounding plains, i will not have any questions raised about my character or the character of my family. Now where was i ....... hold on i think someone is at the door.

 

[pantskyle]

That's my boy.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

That's my boy.

it was a pre-requiste for joining the roys.

 

[FattyLumpkin]

come back fom the door FB, you were just getting interesting. I'd like to hear more about the rasberry bullet. I used to sit next to one at school - it sucked at maths, but held the first XI cricket team together. Where does it live and does it have a sister?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

come back fom the door FB, you were just getting interesting. I'd like to hear more about the rasberry bullet. I used to sit next to one at school - it sucked at maths, but held the first XI cricket team together. Where does it live and does it have a sister?

what door? i was making some sausages for tea, some nice pork and leek ones, you know the kind the welsh like, and do you want to something else the welsh like, beating the english at football, no our lovely game, but a silly one without the use of hands, imagine that having no hands, a buddy of mine was missing his pinkie on his right hand, but it didn't really bother him all that much, except when in rained, then it ached like no mans business, which was interesting because his business was run by his wife, a lovely lass. what did you want to know? about raspberry beret? i don't listen to modern music like duke, or prince or whatever his name is or was.

 

[Mobbs]

I think the internet world is getting sick of asking where I am and me telling them "in the loungeroom".

But besides that. Fred kick some goals please. Then we will win.

 

[FattyLumpkin]

I coked a beret once. I don't normally eat French food, apart from French Maids. I think the French would like the Welsh. I found a pinkie the other day

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I coked a beret once. I don't normally eat French food, apart from French Maids. I think the French would like the Welsh. I found a pinkie the other day

that honestly sounds like the lyrics from a song by Beck.

 

[Reardo]

Not particularly, i've never been good at the general chit chat things, i have a preference for the stoic silence when face to face with other people, there was time however that this wasn't the case, working long hours and my job was to talk, and talk and talk, it was what i did, but then i found that i could save some of my time by cutting down the number of meals i had in a day, so that i wouldn't be spending so much time in the kitchen, which interestingly enough reminded me of place i stayed in in Paris, not Paris France mind you, but Paris Texas, which was a very good film with Harry Dean Stanton, very good cinematic delicacy, much like raspberry bullet, which are my favorite, chocolate mind you, not those feral white chocolate ones, they are very poor, which i am definitely not, i come from a great line of land holders in the fitzroy area and surrounding plains, i will not have any questions raised about my character or the character of my family. Now where was i ....... hold on i think someone is at the door.

You'll be captain in no time (Mobbs has a tumor, but don't tell anyone).

 

[Maroon Goon]

With all the doping stories going round I'm Grinding up my Rhino horns and reindeer antlers.

 

[Reardo]

With all the doping stories going round I'm Grinding up my Rhino horns and reindeer antlers.

Where the **** did you find a reindeer?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

more importantly, Maroon Goon you're on Grindr?

 

[Reardo]

more importantly, Maroon Goon you're on Grindr?

Is this more fancy young person speak? Grindr?? WTF is this Grindr you speak of? Is it something to do with hip replacements???

 

[Maroon Goon]

Yeah where **** do get the Grindr? What time is the game anyways?

 

[Maroon Goon]

Yeah where the **** do get the Grindr? What time is the game anyways?

 

[Mobbs]

It is NOT a tumour.

 

[pantskyle]

Game, where art thou?

 

[pantskyle]

It is NOT a tumour.

I said tuna.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I said tuna.

It's not a TUNA

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I got game, he got game, she got game, we got game, where the **** is the game.

 

[Reardo]

It is NOT a tumour.

Looks like a tumor, smells like a tumor, feels like a tumor, tastes like a tumor. Just tumor posts till I hit 4482 total posts. Loving it.

 

[Mobbs]

fitzroybulldog we expect big things of you this match. You got a reward for dogged persistence and now you must choose to spend those spoils wiself.

Maroon Goon you've swapped with Carn the Roys! because he's taller.

We have rung a few changes, now we just need to sit here for ages and F5 while Jobe adds his own special brand of Ajobe Acrobat to the match commentary.

Who are we playing again? I recognise the ground, but can't quite recall. Is it the shitgroundpeople? Do they play tall and long? Do we go the punch a lot? Should we tag anyone? A little kick the can? What are the races like? How about the cultures?

 

[Cheetah]

Rightyo Gumbies, let's get this thing done.