
CARNA ****ING BAGHDAD!!!!!
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ihave 6 about areadyIndeed. Whatch me scorw now. Just had a funnel in the locker room...
I came in like a wreckinggggg ball!!!!
I prefer this one:BOMBER BILL'S HALF TIME ODE TO THE BOMBERS
Roses are red, Bombers unfazed, Gumbies, beware, our desert's ablaze.
Our forward line's fire, Bovo's on heat, Tubbs and Joel's tackling, will knock out your teeth.
DemurePrincess reigns, a queen of the fray, Kickthething's boots, will ruin your day.
Jabba and SaintsSeptember, patrolling the skies, intercept marks, making dreams vaporize.
iDon - a miracle last week - 3 touches, 3 goals, like Cupid with daggers, piercing through your souls.
The Gumbies will stumble, they’ll fall to their knees, norway and snozulu, let's crush them, oh please!
So let the siren wail, let the war drums pound, this Valentine's massacre, will leave hearts spellbound.
Bomber Bill's watching, with a manic delight, "HAHAHAAAAHAA," he roars, "Today, Bombers BITE!"
Like your jokes at timesI prefer this one:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.
3 : 25 {C} - No mark taken as kickthething and Brick Loosener wrestle for position.
3 : 25 {C} - Falconista wins the tap decisively.
3 : .1 {rW} - JoeldTrafford breaks free and has found some space.
3 : .13 {lHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Raz.
3 : .18 {lHFF} - Raz is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : .22 {lHFF} - Raz fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : .26 - <<< NSWCROW is coming on to replace Dory_77 >>>
3 : .34 {lHFF} - Raz fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : .38 {lHFF} - StFly smothers the kick.
3 : .43 {rHBF} - The bounce favours StFly and he is off and running.
3 : .46 {C} - A flat punt.
3 : .51 {C} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : .55 {rW} - Not enough pressure on JoeldTrafford.
3 : .59 {rW} - No-one on the mark! JoeldTrafford takes off and kicks long at goal.
3 : 1.03 {rW} - Goal!? No. The goal umpire signals it was touched.
Gumbies FFC : 8.4.52
Baghdad Bombers : 9.5.59
3 : 1.12 {FB} - Now rye has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 1.15 {FB} - Passes to Falconista by hand.
3 : 1.19 {rHBF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
3 : 1.23 {rHBF} - StFly gets too far under the ball.
3 : 1.28 {rHFF} - Kilroy has it.
3 : 1.32 {rHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 1.36 {FF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
3 : 1.4 {FF} - What a shocking kick - straight to bone2468.
3 : 1.45 {FB} - Nobody's checking bone2468.
3 : 1.48 {rBP} - He involves DinoSoar in the play.
3 : 1.52 {rBP} - Huge bump by VainGlorious on DinoSoar.
3 : 1.57 {lFP} - Its hard and tough but VainGlorious wins possession.
3 : 2.03 {lFP} - VainGlorious lines it up from forty metres.
3 : 2.07 {lFP} - It's going to result in a goal. Goal to VainGlorious.
Gumbies FFC : 8.4.52
Baghdad Bombers : 10.5.65
3 : 2.11 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
3 : 2.19 {lW} - Running with the ball is cats_09.
3 : 2.24 {C} - Long handpass to the running Supercheapgiants.
3 : 2.28 {lHFF} - He rewards the NSWCROW lead.
3 : 2.31 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 2.35 {rHBF} - norway blue is now off and running.
3 : 2.4 {rHBF} - norway blue has lost it to NSWCROW due to an indecipherable umpiring decision.
3 : 2.44 {lHFF} - Now NSWCROW has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 2.48 {lHFF} - NSWCROW is crunched in a tackle.
3 : 2.52 {rHBF} - norway blue sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 2.57 {rHBF} - What a tackle.
3 : 3.01 {lHFF} - NSWCROW has it.
3 : 3.04 {lHFF} - He's brought down by norway blue.
3 : 3.09 {rHBF} - norway blue has it.
3 : 3.13 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but TubbsFarquhar is up to the challenge.
3 : 3.17 {rHBF} - GWS Goose applies the tackle on TubbsFarquhar.
3 : 3.21 {lHFF} - NSWCROW looking for a lead.
3 : 3.25 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to Brick Loosener.
3 : 3.3 {rHFF} - Huge handpass to cats_09. As good as a kick.
3 : 3.33 {CHF} - A short kick to UncleImpairedRetina.
3 : 3.38 {CHF} - snozulu intercepts the kick and marks.
3 : 3.42 {lHBF} - kickthething sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 3.46 {lHBF} - kickthething crunched by Brick Loosener! kickthething very slow to get up.
3 : 3.5 {lHFF} - NSWCROW hits the ground running.
3 : 3.54 {lHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 3.58 {lFP} - He takes another.
3 : 4.03 {lFP} - He goes for goal.
3 : 4.09 {lFP} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
Gumbies FFC : 9.4.58
Baghdad Bombers : 10.5.65
3 : 4.13 {C} - BoozedUP palms the ball down.
3 : 4.21 {lW} - Taking the ball is WAbulldog.
3 : 4.25 {lW} - He gets a handpass to TubbsFarquhar.
3 : 4.29 {lW} - TubbsFarquhar runs into GWS Goose and is getting up very slowly.
3 : 4.33 {rW} - The bounce favours nobbyiscool and he is off and running.
3 : 4.37 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Supercheapgiants.
3 : 4.41 {lW} - He elects to use ossie_21 and kicks in that direction.
3 : 4.46 {lW} - ossie_21 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 4.5 {lW} - WAbulldog fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 4.54 - <<< HotPiesWithSauce is coming on to replace DinoSoar >>>
3 : 5.02 {lW} - WAbulldog with a little space.
3 : 5.06 {CHF} - KohPhi takes off on a lead.
3 : 5.1 {CHF} - KohPhi can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 5.15 {CHB} - A bit of space for CatToTheFuture to utilise.
3 : 5.19 {lW} - He gets his kick away.
3 : 5.23 {lW} - Poor effort from ossie_21 and JoeldTrafford takes the mark.
3 : 5.26 {rW} - JoeldTrafford takes them on.
3 : 5.31 {rW} - ossie_21 reads JoeldTrafford's intentions like a book and intercepts the handpass..
3 : 5.35 {lW} - With the ball is ossie_21.
3 : 5.39 {lW} - What a tackle by JoeldTrafford.
3 : 5.43 {lW} - WAbulldog is now off and running.
3 : 5.48 {lW} - WAbulldog seems to like his chances ....
3 : 5.52 {lW} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
Gumbies FFC : 9.4.58
Baghdad Bombers : 11.5.71
3 : 5.55 {C} - BoozedUP times his jump well and wins the tap.
3 : 6.04 {C} - Supercheapgiants breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 6.1 {C} - Ooof. Bovo blindsides Supercheapgiants and I heard that from here.
3 : 6.15 {C} - Running with the ball is Bovo.
3 : 6.18 {C} - Bovo bounces the ball.
3 : 6.22 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards JoeldTrafford.
3 : 6.26 {rW} - JoeldTrafford makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
3 : 6.31 {rW} - The ball is now with JoeldTrafford.
3 : 6.35 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily BLUEALLTHRU was well placed to clean up.
3 : 6.39 {rHFF} - Flicks it to TubbsFarquhar.
3 : 6.43 {rHFF} - He handpasses to BoozedUP.
3 : 6.47 {rHFF} - BoozedUP is crunched in a tackle by cats_09.
3 : 6.51 {lHBF} - The_Wookie has a paddock.
3 : 6.55 {lHBF} - Finds GWS Goose with a handball.
3 : 7 {CHB} - A short kick to CatToTheFuture.
3 : 7.04 {CHB} - CatToTheFuture can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 7.08 {CHB} - CatToTheFuture sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
3 : 7.11 {FB} - A long looping handpass to bone2468.
3 : 7.16 {rHBF} - StFly presents on a long lead.
3 : 7.2 {rHBF} - StFly takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
3 : 7.24 {rHBF} - StFly to send the ball forward.
3 : 7.28 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Falconista.
3 : 7.33 {lHBF} - Sees The_Wookie out of the corner of his eye.
3 : 7.37 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of The_Wookie.
3 : 7.41 {lHBF} - The_Wookie has possession.
3 : 7.45 {rW} - nobbyiscool and WAbulldog jostle for position.
3 : 7.49 {rW} - WAbulldog was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
3 : 7.53 {lW} - WAbulldog turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 7.57 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily JoeldTrafford was well placed to clean up.
3 : 8.01 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to norway blue.
3 : 8.06 {rHBF} - Handpasses to BoozedUP.
3 : 8.1 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to kickthething.
3 : 8.16 {lHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 8.18 {lW} - He has another one.
3 : 8.24 {lW} - Quick hands to BLUEALLTHRU.
3 : 8.28 {rW} - He elects to use JoeldTrafford and kicks in that direction.
3 : 8.32 {rW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 8.36 {lW} - With the ball is ossie_21.
3 : 8.4 {rHFF} - A flat punt.
3 : 8.45 {rHFF} - But kickthething is standing in the way and marks.
3 : 8.49 {rHBF} - norway blue slowing down the play.
3 : 8.53 {rHBF} - Almost a throw to TubbsFarquhar.
3 : 8.57 {rW} - He gets a handpass to BoozedUP.
3 : 9.01 {rW} - He gets a handpass to TubbsFarquhar.
3 : 9.05 {rW} - TubbsFarquhar takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 9.09 {lHFF} - He just bombs away in the direction of Raz and StFly.
3 : 9.13 {lHFF} - Spoilt by StFly.
3 : 9.18 {CHB} - CatToTheFuture is now off and running.
3 : 9.22 {rW} - He sees a lead by nobbyiscool and kicks in that direction.
3 : 9.26 {rW} - The ball spills free.
3 : 9.3 {rW} - nobbyiscool turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
3 : 9.34 {CHF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 9.38 {CHF} - UncleImpairedRetina can't take it.
3 : 9.42 {CHB} - snozulu takes off.
3 : 9.46 {rW} - With his laser-like left foot.
3 : 9.51 {rW} - Big mark by ossie_21!.
3 : 9.55 {lW} - ossie_21 breaks free and has found some space.
3 : 9.59 {lW} - ossie_21 has time to take a bounce.
3 : 10.03 {lW} - ossie_21 seems to like his chances ....
3 : 10.07 {lW} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 1 for ossie_21.
Gumbies FFC : 10.4.64
Baghdad Bombers : 11.5.71
3 : 10.11 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from Falconista.
3 : 10.21 {C} - Supercheapgiants breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 10.23 {C} - Passes to GWS Goose by hand.
3 : 10.3 {C} - GWS Goose too far out to score - or is he?.
3 : 10.34 {C} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
Gumbies FFC : 10.5.65
Baghdad Bombers : 11.5.71
3 : 10.42 {FB} - DemurePrincess looks downfield.
3 : 10.46 {FB} - A lookaway handpass to Jabba73.
3 : 10.5 {rHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
3 : 10.55 {rHBF} - But in the way is NSWCROW.
3 : 10.58 {lHFF} - NSWCROW sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 11.03 {lHFF} - NSWCROW takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 11.07 {rHFF} - Brick Loosener on the end of this.
3 : 11.11 {lHFF} - Spears a kick towards NSWCROW.
3 : 11.15 {lHFF} - The umpire calls play on.
3 : 11.19 {lHFF} - NSWCROW scoops up the ball.
3 : 11.23 {lHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
3 : 11.27 {lHFF} - Tremendous solo effort from NSWCROW results in a goal.
Gumbies FFC : 11.5.71
Baghdad Bombers : 11.5.71
The punctuation is, however, on point.I prefer this one:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.
Half time is about how many you can down in 20 minutesLooks dodgy...![]()
Sounds like a challenge.Half time is about how many you can down in 20 minutes![]()
Ayrton Senna?!?!?Into the rooms for some half time therapy.
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