Official Match Thread S18 Round 10 Split Week 2 - Gold City Royals vs Baghdad Bandits at The Golden Throne

[Tommycash]

Retirement home for experienced players to get the captaincy?

Surely the retirement home honours go to the Roys? Damn, another honour we can't attain.

 

[iBeng]

Surely the retirement home honours go to the Roys? Damn, another honour we can't attain.

Wonders have also claimed the "Roller Coaster" award, going from premiers last season to spooners this one.

I for one congratulate them.

 

[Tommycash]

Wonders have also claimed the "Roller Coaster" award, going from premiers last season to spooners this one.

I for one congratulate them.

I like roller blades and love to coast, but yet again I have been overlooked by the powers that be. THIS IS DISCRIMINATION OF THE WORST KIND!

 

[sverik25]

Surely the retirement home honours go to the Roys? Damn, another honour we can't attain.

We do have the dubious honour of being the first team to lose to the reincarnated Bears!

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You've always been like that. Afraid of a challenge. Didn't want to stick around and prove that you were worthy of being a captain at the Dragons so you took off and made your own team. When that got hard you backed off and ended up getting the arse and we've hardly seen you since. I'd actually hate to see you in charge of the Bandits because the club would go under.

I'm really struggling to grasp the concept of this post without looking past the irony and making an ill informed opinion. In fact I can't and herein lies my reason.

Sir Gee dub was called out earlier when he made a statement which was not only false, but lacked the effort required from a person considered to be the head of his club. He took the easy option by taking the 'the sim based' route and shied away from the challenge he was confronted with.

The Bombers have dissipated that badly under your leadership, they're fighting for survival. That's not taking the piss, nor is it a means of antagonistic banter, it's a fact. You're on the brink of death, and you Sir are doing nothing to prevent it. That's ok though because you're the face of the club and it's stroked your ego. Isn't that why you rigged a B&F count, or why you choose to play yourself in the midfield despite your off field efforts not warranting such a position...who cares when you're a chance to win a Mobbs Medal.

You were also the true creator of the rankngs thread, but rather than keep the legend alive, you merely pick a list of names out of a hat to produce a list, just to appease those looking for an ego boost. You've withered away to nothing, as others have shown iniative and innovation to produce lists that have not only overhauled your efforts, but superseded anything you're capable of. You gave up the ghost when you realised the mother of all creations had been surpassed.

When you've earned the respect of your entire club enough to have a best and fairest award named in your honour, then you too will be considered the equal of Easty. Until then you'll forever be known as the man who was responsible for changing his entire clubs history in a feeble attempt to prevent his club from passing away.........FWIW that's not sim based either you ignoramus.

You're not fit to tie Easty's boots.

 

[Gee Dub]

He was the worst decoy forward I have ever seen, and okey was jealous Easty was kicking more goals and insisted we move him somewhere neutral in relation to goal posts, hence the midfield.

Good ploy. Can't have him in the backline because he would probably try and snag a few through the wrong goals. You may be smarter than I thought.

I'm really struggling to grasp the concept of this post without looking past the irony and making an ill informed opinion. In fact I can't and herein lies my reason.

Sir Gee dub was called out earlier when he made a statement which was not only false, but lacked the effort required from a person considered to be the head of his club. He took the easy option by taking the 'the sim based' route and shied away from the challenge he was confronted with.

The Bombers have dissipated that badly under your leadership, they're fighting for survival. That's not taking the piss, nor is it a means of antagonistic banter, it's a fact. You're on the brink of death, and you Sir are doing nothing to prevent it. That's ok though because you're the face of the club and it's stroked your ego. Isn't that why you rigged a B&F count, or why you choose to play yourself in the midfield despite your off field efforts not warranting such a position...who cares when you're a chance to win a Mobbs Medal.

You were also the true creator of the rankngs thread, but rather than keep the legend alive, you merely pick a list of names out of a hat to produce a list, just to appease those looking for an ego boost. You've withered away to nothing, as others have shown iniative and innovation to produce lists that have not only overhauled your efforts, but superseded anything you're capable of. You gave up the ghost when you realised the mother of all creations had been surpassed.

When you've earned the respect of your entire club enough to have a best and fairest award named in your honour, then you too will be considered the equal of Easty. Until then you'll forever be known as the man who was responsible for changing his entire clubs history in a feeble attempt to prevent his club from passing away.........FWIW that's not sim based either you ignoramus.

You're not fit to tie Easty's boots.

1. Where was my false statement and how do you know I didn't put any effort into my response? Are you in my head? Do you know exactly what I am doing when I am behind this computer screen (masturbating would be the correct answer to that question btw)

2. We're not fighting for survival In fact I would argue that we have outposted you guys here. We are certainly not being blown out of the water like the Furies/Gumbies/Hawks of years past. I'd rather have 6-7 good posters than what the Gumbies have at the moment.

3. Yes my ranking thread has gone to shit. I'll admit it. But if you are too stupid to realise that it turned into a troll thread long ago then I feel sorry for you. Rhodesy_Blues at 3? eaglesfan in the top 20? Definitely not trolling But yeah I don't have time to spend hours ranking and blowing wind up the arses of others. I was a trailblazer and paved the way for the next wave of posters to copy me. Its like when an artist does a great piece of work that inspires others, from schoolchildren trying valiantly to copy it to wannabes who try way too hard and never get it as good as the original.

4. What does having a best and fairest award have to do with being good? If I wanted to I could name our best and fairest award after myself. Doesn't mean anything.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

beez last seen walking out of Baghdad in disgust that his advice about a change of club colours wasn't acknowledged.

 

[Bigeasy]

I'm really struggling to grasp the concept of this post without looking past the irony and making an ill informed opinion. In fact I can't and herein lies my reason.

Sir Gee dub was called out earlier when he made a statement which was not only false, but lacked the effort required from a person considered to be the head of his club. He took the easy option by taking the 'the sim based' route and shied away from the challenge he was confronted with.

The Bombers have dissipated that badly under your leadership, they're fighting for survival. That's not taking the piss, nor is it a means of antagonistic banter, it's a fact. You're on the brink of death, and you Sir are doing nothing to prevent it. That's ok though because you're the face of the club and it's stroked your ego. Isn't that why you rigged a B&F count, or why you choose to play yourself in the midfield despite your off field efforts not warranting such a position...who cares when you're a chance to win a Mobbs Medal.

You were also the true creator of the rankngs thread, but rather than keep the legend alive, you merely pick a list of names out of a hat to produce a list, just to appease those looking for an ego boost. You've withered away to nothing, as others have shown iniative and innovation to produce lists that have not only overhauled your efforts, but superseded anything you're capable of. You gave up the ghost when you realised the mother of all creations had been surpassed.

When you've earned the respect of your entire club enough to have a best and fairest award named in your honour, then you too will be considered the equal of Easty. Until then you'll forever be known as the man who was responsible for changing his entire clubs history in a feeble attempt to prevent his club from passing away.........FWIW that's not sim based either you ignoramus.

You're not fit to tie Easty's boots.

Thanks for the laughs. After this week, we will be top 3 again which doesnt sound like a team that's disappating. Anyway.....

You sound angry, did Gee Dub shag your missus at the B + F or something? Is that why you claim he cheated, his medallion reminds you of that faithful night?

Is that why Dub is always wearing it? Lol.

 

[Gee Dub]

Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet
B: Striker475, Farrand, ThePuppetMaster
HB: Unsociable Hawk, loopy_cam, Lileasy
C: Bigeasy, beez, Shermanator
HF: I bleed Blue , eth-dog, Don Draper,
F: sausageroll, Bengwatkins, Les Norton
RUCK: Jimmy1992, Gee Dub, Shermy
INT: High Ryder, dougthelegend

Positional Changes:
Unchanged!

Logger

 

[Bigeasy]

Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet
B: Striker475, Farrand, ThePuppetMaster
HB: Unsociable Hawk, loopy_cam, Lileasy
C: Bigeasy, beez, Shermanator
HF: I bleed Blue , eth-dog, Don Draper,
F: sausageroll, Bengwatkins, Les Norton
RUCK: Jimmy1992, Gee Dub, Shermy
INT: High Ryder, dougthelegend

Positional Changes:
Unchanged!

Logger

Supoib

 

[Shermanator]

Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet
B: Striker475, Farrand, ThePuppetMaster
HB: Unsociable Hawk, loopy_cam, Lileasy
C: Bigeasy, beez, Shermanator
HF: I bleed Blue , eth-dog, Don Draper,
F: sausageroll, Bengwatkins, Les Norton
RUCK: Jimmy1992, Gee Dub, Shermy
INT: High Ryder, dougthelegend

Positional Changes:
Unchanged!

Logger

Hot azz chips!

 

[iBeng]

Third week in a row unchanged, third week in a row we win. It makes sense.

In other news, I discovered why Marlowe lets the old, slow and cumbersome Wise Guy Sam line up in the ruck...

As you can see on the left, okeydoke7 doesnt like the sound, Wise Guy puts his knees at risk while Marlowe lets the good times roll.

Fascinating insight to the life behind the Royal façade.

 

[Tommycash]

Third week in a row unchanged, third week in a row we win. It makes sense.

In other news, I discovered why Marlowe lets the old, slow and cumbersome Wise Guy Sam line up in the ruck...

As you can see on the left, okeydoke7 doesnt like the sound, Wise Guy puts his knees at risk while Marlowe lets the good times roll.

Fascinating insight to the life behind the Royal façade.

Beautiful image! This is the time of inner team love that so many miss. We would do anything for each other, tying shoes as can be seen here ia nothing exceptional.

 

[iBeng]

Beautiful image! This is the time of inner team love that so many miss. We would do anything for each other, tying shoes as can be seen here ia nothing exceptional.

Was difficult to get the shot though, his head kept coming in and out of view. Is it normal for you guys to nod your head when tying shoes?

Are you saying "Yes, Yes, I is good boy, I is tying shoes master Marlowe, yes, yes!"

 

[Tommycash]

Was difficult to get the shot though, his head kept coming in and out of view. Is it normal for you guys to nod your head when tying shoes?

Are you saying "Yes, Yes, I is good boy, I is tying shoes master Marlowe, yes, yes!"

It's these new rocking knee pads we have. Similar to a rocking chair

, but much more fun. Our in and under players have a lot more fun on their knees retrieving the ball rocking around. Yeehaw!

 

[sausageroll]

I see the Royals still suck

 

[okeydoke7]

I see the Royals still suck

I see you still post. Good to see you, you delicious pastry treat.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

1. Where was my false statement and how do you know I didn't put any effort into my response? Are you in my head? Do you know exactly what I am doing when I am behind this computer screen (masturbating would be the correct answer to that question btw)

You used the 'I'm defeated' random sim line as previously explained.

2. We're not fighting for survival In fact I would argue that we have outposted you guys here. We are certainly not being blown out of the water like the Furies/Gumbies/Hawks of years past. I'd rather have 6-7 good posters than what the Gumbies have at the moment.

All those aforementioned sides have enough players who are capable of naming a side by the deadline, correct?

3. Yes my ranking thread has gone to shit. I'll admit it. But if you are too stupid to realise that it turned into a troll thread long ago then I feel sorry for you. Rhodesy_Blues at 3? eaglesfan in the top 20? Definitely not trolling But yeah I don't have time to spend hours ranking and blowing wind up the arses of others.

Hypocrisy at it's finest. Knowing others had overtaken your original concept you failed to put in the effort.....afraid of a challenge you took the easy route.

I was a trailblazer and paved the way for the next wave of posters to copy me. Its like when an artist does a great piece of work that inspires others, from schoolchildren trying valiantly to copy it to wannabes who try way too hard and never get it as good as the original.

Really? By making a list of 50 players and putting them down in order with no reasoning, thought or insight, that makes you a trailblazer. Your lists were feeble, were surpassed in quality, and you gave up the ghost.

4. What does having a best and fairest award have to do with being good? If I wanted to I could name our best and fairest award after myself. Doesn't mean anything.

I was moreso indicating the esteem to which Easty is held at this club. You're right, you could, as captain of the Bombers, change the award to the Gee Dub Medal, but the significance would be lost considering it wasn't Easty that decided to name our B&F the Easty Medal, but rather the leadership group.

Thanks for the laughs. After this week, we will be top 3 again which doesnt sound like a team that's disappating. Anyway.....

You're laughing. You call yourself the Baghdad Bombers enforcers. My toy poodle has more bark than you.

You sound angry, did Gee Dub shag your missus at the B + F or something? Is that why you claim he cheated, his medallion reminds you of that faithful night?

Is that why Dub is always wearing it? Lol.

Sorry, make that a toy chihuahua.

 

[Bigeasy]

You're laughing. You call yourself the Baghdad Bombers enforcers. My toy poodle has more bark than you.

That's Baghdad BANDITS Enforcer idjit.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

That's Baghdad BANDITS Enforcer idjit.

The Bandits are not a legitimate side until next season, deal with it idjit.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

I see the Royals still suck

This is the Sweet FA equivalent to a token Facebook check-in so everybody knows you're spending your Friday night getting hammered at some trendy watering hole.

 

[Bigeasy]

The Bandits are not a legitimate side until next season, deal with it idjit.

Says who?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Says who?

The first 9 rounds that indicate as such just before the commencement of the match.

Again it will read: Match between ROY and BOM commencing shortly.

 

[Bigeasy]

The first 9 rounds that indicate as such just before the commencement of the match.

Again it will read: Match between ROY and BOM commencing shortly.

You do know why that is don't you?

 

[Tommycash]

B-ad
A-nnoying
N-obodies,
D-evilishly
I-ncomprehensible,
T-erribly
S-tandard.