Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[manicpie]

Yep. Turn the damn thing into a pine tree instead of a pine needle

 

[Footypie32]

How old do you think she is?!?!

Between 35 and 55. In parts of Baghdad that could make you a great grandmother.

 

[Footypie32]

All this chat about your ding-a-ling Footypie32 …. You reckon you’ll even be able to perform now during the game???

Maybe be best sit of the bench and play with your tackle

I appreciate your concern for my willy.

I'll be sure to wear my Capper shorts this arvo so you can keep an eye on him.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Between 35 and 55. In parts of Baghdad that could make you a great grandmother.

MWPP ive got you covered mate

Whoops! I’m sorry! My fist slipped

 

[por_please_ya]

Between 35 and 55. In parts of Baghdad that could make you a great grandmother.

Pretty sure you're the older one in this instance, grandpa

 

[DemurePrincess]

I appreciate your concern for my willy.

I'll be sure to wear my Capper shorts this arvo so you can keep an eye on him.

When I yell kick me the ball… please keep your pants up! Thank you

 

[Footypie32]

Pretty sure you're the older one in this instance, grandpa

 

[Footypie32]

MWPP ive got you covered mate

Whoops! I’m sorry! My fist slipped

You have a beautiful moustache.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You have a beautiful moustache.

Awwww shucks! You say the sweetest thing xx

 

[Footypie32]

When I yell kick me the ball… please keep your pants up! Thank you

I won't make promises I can't keep.

 

[GreyCrow]

Wasn’t my intention but hello! Are you a small-medium-large or day I say Arnold Palmer… for your leash I mean!!

FTFY

 

[Footypie32]

FTFY

Is that why you always hand me my towel after my post-match shower...?

 

[GreyCrow]

FTFY

I need somewhere to hang it after manicpie puts his kitten collars on the rail

 

[Footypie32]

I need somewhere to hang it after manicpie puts his kitten collars on the rail

We're supposed to be royalty!

Get someone to build him a pussy perch immediately!

 

[DemurePrincess]

I need somewhere to hang it after manicpie puts his kitten collars on the rail

I like where this is going

 

[DemurePrincess]

We're supposed to be royalty!

Get someone to build him a pussy perch immediately!

A pussy perch???

 

[Footypie32]

A pussy perch???

Why, where do you keep yours?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Can you make me one too to take home for the girls and I to share in the Bombers change room??? May as well ask

 

[DemurePrincess]

Why, where do you keep yours?

On a pussy hook???

 

[manicpie]

I like where this is going

I'm used to being punished by the sassy pussies while I'm doing my duty. One wrong move and they strap me to the feline

 

[Footypie32]

Can you make me one too to take home for the girls and I to share in the Bombers change room??? May as well ask

Consider it done.

On a pussy hook???

 

[GreyCrow]

I'm used to being punished by the sassy pussies while I'm doing my duty. One wrong move and they strap me to the feline

Simon and Catfunkel - Feline Groovy

 

[DemurePrincess]

What time is our game Brisbane time?

 

[Footypie32]

What time is our game Brisbane time?

You gave me a knuckle sandwich last time I answered, so I'm keeping my mouth shut now.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You gave me a knuckle sandwich last time I answered, so I'm keeping my mouth shut now.

Tell me without your balls in my sandwich